My Purpose Is To Serve.

Ind.headcanon based rp blog for Kirumi Tojo, penned by Mr. Scribbles

[nulledmaid]

instead of being active today, I made a side blog for making ominously positive quotes such as this one: 

 Why?  who the frick knows. Someone save me.

[therpmemeshop]

very serious rp starters

warning: some may be nsfw

❝ begone, thot. ❞

❝ OWO what’s this??? ❞

❝ i’m an adult virgin. ❞

❝ OOF OW MY BONES HURT. ❞

❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞

❝ i bless the rains down in africa. ❞

❝ why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? ❞

❝ THEN PERISH. ❞

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhh…. boneless pizza? ❞

❝ he’ll slip and slide on this banana peel! ❞

❝ i diagnose you with gay. ❞

❝ ball is life. ❞

❝ alexa, play ‘despacito’. ❞

❝ …..it’s free real estate. ❞

❝ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine. ❞

❝ why are you booing me? i’m right. ❞

❝ he protecc, but he also attac. ❞

❝ hi, welcome to chili’s. ❞

❝ ___ has been dead for ___ slutty, slutty years. ❞

❝ anyway, here’s ‘wonderwall’. ❞

❝ mmmmmm steamed clams! ❞

❝ i won’t hesitate, bITCH! ❞

❝ pretzels is the same. ❞

❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞

❝ WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? ❞

❝ i wanna be a cowboy, baby! ❞

❝ FUCK yo chicken strips! ❞

❝ all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan). ❞

❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ move, i’m gay. ❞

❝ it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it. ❞

❝ i never went to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ kachow! ❞

❝ guess i’ll die. ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞

❝ oh, you haven’t heard?? ❞

❝ chipotle is my life. ❞

❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞

❝ mmm mmm, creamy! ❞

❝ the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. ❞

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me   ‘ verse ‘   and my muse will write yours a short poem

[nulledmaid]

I have about an hour lets go

[nulledmaid]

Back in “Business”!!!!  Meaning i can pretend i’m active again, as I got a charger for my laptop in the mail. Turns out giving money to people gets ya what you want, who woulda thought???

[nulledmaid]

Hey all you people who just followed me!!!

I want to write but my dog chewed through my 60 dollar charging cable for my laptop!!!!! I will not get anew one until Tuesday so stay tuned????? I guess????? Sorry hjfnhfj

- scribbs

[nulledmaid]

“Saihara-san is a cinnamon roll? I can see how he is likened to the sweetness of one, but don’t you think that is unfair to him to call him such a name?” 

“There are also other things than his sweetness that make him special. Calling him a cinnamon roll would be limiting him.”

[nulledmaid]

pie or cake

This or that???// accepting!

“Well, Momota-san, that depends on what aspect you’re talking about.” She began. “While cakes can be very sweet, pies can be very tart, depending on the baker’s style. It also varies on what kind of cake and what kind of pie it is.”“If you’re pushing me to choose which I would prefer to eat, it would be a pie, Momota-san. The fluffiness of cakes is much different from the potency of  a creme or fruit pie.”  She smiled. “I’d be happy to make both for you, if you cannot decide for yourself.” She strode into the kitchen, getting the materials together to start baking. She was always a cookie and tartlet fan, but she wont’ let him know that.

[nulledmaid]

Make a teacup based off your muse!

Tagged by: i dunno i stole it :3c

Tagging: if you like ramen do it

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Play ‘This or That?’ with my muse! Send two things (can be anything!) to them and they’ll have to choose one!

[nulledmaid]

“I had the most peculiar dream last night.” “I was being chased by a mob of people with picket signs. And they were all quite livid.  I saw this thorn rope that lead to an escape, and I climbed it, only to discover that the passage was laced with blades and saws...” “I almost got away before the thorn rope snapped, and then I woke up when I hit the ground.”

“I am not a psychic or anything of the sort, but... its as if it had some form of meaning. Though, it is probably best I don’t read into it too much.”

[nulledmaid]

Kirumi can you fix my life

Kirumi scowled upon hearing her first request of the day. However, she’s grateful that someone came to her and allowed her to exercise her talent in the first place. “There’s no need to fix something that isn’t broken. However, it seems your self esteem could use some work….”

“As a maid, I shall fulfill your wish by getting to the root of the problem. You want your life to change, yes?” Kirumi began to softly smile, folding her hands on front of her self. 

“After all, there is, positively, things that make your life unique compared to all others. Keep a positive outlook, and try your hardest, always. That way you won’t have to regret anything you did that you thought was for the better, correct?”“If you would like, I could become your servant to help you realize this. I cannot change your life for you, but you can certainly be on the road to change. And it will be you who changed it.”

[nulledmaid]

Is she getting jealous because the robot is being asked to do more favors than she is?  Yes, yes she is.

[nulledmaid]

as much as it disappoints me, i’m going to do bday stuff tomorrow for the most part. I can’t bring myself to get into character for shit cause my mood is shit and i just feel like i’ve dissociated for 3 hours.....

[nulledmaid]

"So you're just going to miss out on your birthday?" Maybe he shouldn't be shocked, it sounded more or less like something that Kirumi would do, but he was.

 “I’m honored that you would pay attention to such details. However,” Kirumi’s cheeks became rosy. It was her birthday, as she had forgotten what the exact date was. “ I’m afraid you’re misunderstanding.” Playing along, she bowed her head, her gaze peering toward the floor in thought before her eyes meeting his. “There is no need to celebrate such a day. I am not missing out, I am fulfilling my duties and status as a maid.”  She wish she could celebrate her own birthday sometimes, but that was just not plausible. She was a maid. No one celebrated a servant’s birthday, and she had a reputation as a maid to keep. It was all she was, and knew how to live.

[nulledmaid]

its maid-sama’s birthday

[nulledmaid]

“Kazuichi, if you have a problem, its best to talk in a calm and assertive manner. Don’t resort to yelling.”