[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[natalieironside]

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain

[softness-and-shattering]

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain.

[fruitypieq]

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

[curlymcclain]

i don’t understand why several people have said to me “even if you dislike her music you have to admit taylor swift is a marketing genius” as if that’s something i’m seriously meant to value in my songwriters

[lastvalyrian]

we used to call these people sellouts

[amygdalae]

[amygdalae]

[threeeyedharemp3]

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[vetchtibbles]

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

[threeeyedharemp3]

stop it i was trying to be gothic

[pocket-deer-belly]

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

[pocket-deer-belly]

Are you guys ok you’re all reblogging this post a lot

[satyriconmp3]

i love being friendly and i want to be alone all day believe it or not you cannot do both

[sexchangedotcom]

they couldnt make the x files today because characters arent allowed to be in their thirties anymore

[sexchangedotcom]

my buddy's turning 29 today so we're taking him for ice cream in the park before a cruelty free skincare company shoves him into their eco-friendly van and has him shot

[pukicho]

Sure AI might poison the lands around us, contribute to mass psychosis, raise our energy costs, steal all of our art and intellectual property without repercussion, exploit workforces in poor countries, give execs reasons to fire you, and ultimately widen the wealth gap, but at least we'll have a little guy on our phones telling us things a google search already could've!

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[chaeronaea]

[stranglerfigpudding]

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

[powerfulwizard]

author: her power is that her nipples shoot boiling milk so she has to be topless always

fans: she isn’t sexualized, the author had to draw her like that because its her power. its out of his control.

[powerfulwizard]

i hope you all know i didnt make up the example i used

[orchidvioletindigo]

I would rather have not known that thanks

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