hi

My name is Crystal

[heyimboredtalktome]

“who got you smiling like that” im... going insane thank u for noticing

[ouroborosmotifs]

how am i supposed to relax when there are things

[eliluminado7]

[isnt]

[lordofseagulls]

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

[lightabovethearbys]

The true enemies to lovers

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

[spokenitalics]

@ mutuals this is how i see us

[euryalus-deactivated20220430]

me and my mutuals

[longjump5o6]

Literally anyone on still on here from 2012 or earlier

[roach-works]

me and the mutuals watching staff at work

[adulthooliganism]

i hate fun

[adulthooliganism]

april fools !!! look at these elephant watering cans

[tyrannid]

[catcrumb]

[straycatj]

Where can I get it…? 😑

[zensscared420-deactivated202203]

[energyprison]

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

[whitepeopletwitter]

I am in tears imagining this….

[yo-its-matt]

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

[yo-its-matt]

No, fuck. Chiropractors

[chippyyyz]

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

[friendshiptothemax]

ALL RESPECT to the person who used Tumblr Blaze to promote a post of the entire script of Bee Movie, this is exactly the kind of batshit chaos I was hoping Blaze would create, BUT I have gotten it twice now and it makes my feed basically unusable so I have blocked it.

[uchidachi]

On one hand, I am loathe to spend money on something as fleeting and useless as a tumblr post. On the other hand, I want to make everyone look at this picture of my cat: