super normal about pokémon (lying)

Pokémon Research Aide in Paldea! Currently attending Naranja Academy and am on my Treasure Hunt! Ask me and my partner Roto anything really! [He/Him] for Lochland, [It/He] for Roto

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

˗ˏˋ⚡︎ˎˊ˗‘ELLO AND YELLO! ˗ˏˋ⚡︎ˎˊ˗

Hiya! I’m Lochland Soramoto- but 湖 (Mizūmi) works for those native to Japan! He/Him for me! I’m technically attending the illustrious Naranja Academy, but I also am a part-time research aide on the side!

I’m Galarian-Unovan, but I’m also descended from a Diamond Clan member from Hisui! We moved from Driftveil to Paldea for a change of scenery.

If you’ve seen me around, be it on the news or anywhere else- lemme clarify some things.

Yes, I have a weird red Cyclizar. Professor Sada (yes, that one) entrusted him with me. I’ve decided to give it the nickname of ‘Fangs.’ He does not battle. Do not ask him to. The other one belongs to @sunflowertrick.

Yes, I’m the one who’s in a ‘war’ against Team Star, and beat up that giant Bombirdier. I’m fine. Just listen to me when I say to stay out of areas and you’ll also be fine.

NO, I did not summon Chairman Rose onto here because of a misinformed crush. I do not condone nor support what he did, I just wasn’t aware because I busy being kidnapped during that whole mess.

Anon is off. For my own safety, really. I’ve said some fucked up things and I can’t undo them. But I can try and be better. Anons…are not gonna be that helpful.

Anyways- when I’m not researching or battling, I like to bake! I’m really good at Poffins! I also enjoy learning about history and legends, and Pokémon ecology. In fact, I aspire to be a Professor when I’m older.

I currently have two Paldean Badges, but I do have others. These being;

4 from Sinnoh (Cobble, Fen, Icicle, Coal)

2 from Unova (Basic, Jet)

I’m not the best at battling, and trying to re-learn how to have fun with them. So don’t expect me to be amazing just because I have a few.

That’s about it for me, so let me introduce the co-host of this blog! Or, rather, it’ll introduce himself!

Bzzt! Bzzt!

Hello, Rotomblr! My name is Roto! It/He, co-host- and Pokémon partner to Lochland! I’ll pop in quite often, under the tag #roto-sayz ! You can also tell when I talk because I use Kaomojis! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

My hobbies include learning anything and everything! Tell me or ask me about anything!

There’s techinally someone else here, guy named Arven, but he doesn’t have access to this account technically. Regardless, his tag is #crytpic-cook-🥪!.

Finally, Pokémon! Which include:

Battling:

Pavé the Quaxwell

Rosa the Charcadet

Garlic the Shroomish

Nightmare the Gengar

Bertha the Clodsire

Non-Battling:

Roto the Rotom (for now, bzzt…)

Fangs the Koraidon

Glad to make your acquaintance! Hope we all get along!

OOC//

Hi! Mun here- Lochland here is a protag for Scarlet universe! Technically a co-protag with @sunflowertrick and her oc, Emmy! He’ll be mainly doing the other stuff besides the Gym Challenge though he does occasionally take it on! He’s also the former protag of a certain game that’s pretty obvious.

Rules are simple.

- NO NSFW (duh)

- IC anon hate is encouraged! He’s very reckless. And has made some seriously fucked errors.

Lochland will also, at times, enter high stakes pokéblogging, though that is always tagged according. When this happens; he usually is in some sort of arc. Feel free to send him asks about the situation during this! There will also be offscreen writings, showing the adventure in a bit more detail!

Tags:

#lochland-here! -> Lochland blogging

#roto-sayz -> Roto blogging

#:{volt switch ⚡️}: -> Roto reblogs

# :{baton pass 💿}: -> Lochland reblogs

#you’ve-got-mail!📨 -> answering asks! (previously ‘ask’)

-

#:{sketch 🖼️}: -> Emmy’s tag! (previously emmy-easel)

#cryptic-cook🥪 -> Arven’s tag/blogging

#:{revival blessing 🌟}: -> Nemona’s tag!

#:{u-turn🪲} -> Clover (@/clvr-the-insect-enthusiast) tag! (previously four-leaf-clover)

#: {tal-talk!!} -> Tal (@/trainer-tal) tag! (That’s not permanent I just don’t have a good move idea yet <\3)

-

#titan-slaying⚔️-> Path of Legends storyline (previously herba-hunting)

#shooting-stars☄️-> Operation Starfall storyline (previously operation-starfall)

#tall-grass🐾 -> surveying Pokémon posts!

Previous Arcs:

TITAN BOMBIRDIER:

#vs-bombirder - starts here!

Offscreen Posts - 1/2/3

divider credits/ trainer card template/ userboxes credit

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

//I CAN'T BELIEVE I REMEMBERED THE PASSWORD TO THIS ACCOUNT THANK GOD

[geetasuxlol]

//thoughts on clay pokemon

//Hot as fuck, no notes, I would die for him. I have pages of headcanons about this guy. SableGuy95 is actually my self-insert for him, lol.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

//HELLO??? THATS ABSOLUTELY INSANme too

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

I see your tags, Lochland. Do you want some help, lad?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Nah! It’s math homework so I dunno if you’ll be much help, old and all.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Lochland, if you need help, it's ok to ask. You can talk with me about it in DMs if you want the privacy of that.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Just math homework. Honest.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

After what all you've posted in the past few days, you know I can't believe that, alright?

Mate, it's ok to need help. It's alright to ask for help. You've got good planning skills when you put them to work, you know that?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I know. I got it though, yeah?

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Do you swear it, Lochland?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Yeah. On my life.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Hmph. Just... don't push yourself so hard, alright? Try to stay safe...

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Let me know when you get finished with whatever this task is, alright?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Are you also gonna tell me to be in bed by 10 sharp? (Joke)

[pokemonred-v-blu]

What, do you want me to?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

If you do that I will actually bite your ankle.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

I see your tags. I appreciate it. Now be in bed by 11 sharp /joking.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

You better wear socks for the rest of your life. My teeth are sharp. Chomp chomp chomp!

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

I see your tags, Lochland. Do you want some help, lad?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Nah! It’s math homework so I dunno if you’ll be much help, old and all.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Lochland, if you need help, it's ok to ask. You can talk with me about it in DMs if you want the privacy of that.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Just math homework. Honest.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

After what all you've posted in the past few days, you know I can't believe that, alright?

Mate, it's ok to need help. It's alright to ask for help. You've got good planning skills when you put them to work, you know that?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I know. I got it though, yeah?

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Do you swear it, Lochland?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Yeah. On my life.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Hmph. Just... don't push yourself so hard, alright? Try to stay safe...

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Let me know when you get finished with whatever this task is, alright?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Are you also gonna tell me to be in bed by 10 sharp? (Joke)

[pokemonred-v-blu]

What, do you want me to?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

If you do that I will actually bite your ankle.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

I see your tags, Lochland. Do you want some help, lad?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Nah! It’s math homework so I dunno if you’ll be much help, old and all.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Lochland, if you need help, it's ok to ask. You can talk with me about it in DMs if you want the privacy of that.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Just math homework. Honest.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

After what all you've posted in the past few days, you know I can't believe that, alright?

Mate, it's ok to need help. It's alright to ask for help. You've got good planning skills when you put them to work, you know that?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I know. I got it though, yeah?

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Do you swear it, Lochland?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Yeah. On my life.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Hmph. Just... don't push yourself so hard, alright? Try to stay safe...

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Let me know when you get finished with whatever this task is, alright?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Are you also gonna tell me to be in bed by 10 sharp? (Joke)

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Stay safe.

I can try. But, uh. No promises.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

I see your tags, Lochland. Do you want some help, lad?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Nah! It’s math homework so I dunno if you’ll be much help, old and all.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Lochland, if you need help, it's ok to ask. You can talk with me about it in DMs if you want the privacy of that.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Just math homework. Honest.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

After what all you've posted in the past few days, you know I can't believe that, alright?

Mate, it's ok to need help. It's alright to ask for help. You've got good planning skills when you put them to work, you know that?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I know. I got it though, yeah?

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Do you swear it, Lochland?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Yeah. On my life.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Hmph. Just... don't push yourself so hard, alright? Try to stay safe...

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

I see your tags, Lochland. Do you want some help, lad?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Nah! It’s math homework so I dunno if you’ll be much help, old and all.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Lochland, if you need help, it's ok to ask. You can talk with me about it in DMs if you want the privacy of that.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Just math homework. Honest.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

After what all you've posted in the past few days, you know I can't believe that, alright?

Mate, it's ok to need help. It's alright to ask for help. You've got good planning skills when you put them to work, you know that?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I know. I got it though, yeah?

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Do you swear it, Lochland?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Yeah. On my life.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

I see your tags, Lochland. Do you want some help, lad?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Nah! It’s math homework so I dunno if you’ll be much help, old and all.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Lochland, if you need help, it's ok to ask. You can talk with me about it in DMs if you want the privacy of that.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Just math homework. Honest.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

After what all you've posted in the past few days, you know I can't believe that, alright?

Mate, it's ok to need help. It's alright to ask for help. You've got good planning skills when you put them to work, you know that?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I know. I got it though, yeah?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

I see your tags, Lochland. Do you want some help, lad?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Nah! It’s math homework so I dunno if you’ll be much help, old and all.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Lochland, if you need help, it's ok to ask. You can talk with me about it in DMs if you want the privacy of that.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Just math homework. Honest.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

[pokemonred-v-blu]

I see your tags, Lochland. Do you want some help, lad?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…Nah! It’s math homework so I dunno if you’ll be much help, old and all.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I dunno how I’m gonna do this. Fuck.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Pelipper Mail!

Bidoof Plush. There's no note, but just from the purple ribbon loosely tied around the neck, with Gengar-themed patterns, it's pretty clear it's from Dusk.

…I-I don’t- I don’t deserve this. I…I’m so tired…I’m so tired..

Thanks Dusk! :D

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Roto be so fr rn how did Lochland really react to getting those forget-me-nots from that Kieran

[PRIVATE POST]

…He cried, bzzt. Did something happen?? Anything at all?? He just left his dorm in the middle of the night, and he returned and has been distant since, bzzt bzzt! (ó﹏ò｡) I don’t know what’s wrong and he won’t tell me.

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

[Pelipper Mail! It's a good-sized parcel with a note attached.]

"hey nerd! my Dad told me about this tourist trap little town called Bidoof Falls where the whole place, all they talk about is bidoof. made me think of you. the stuff finally showed up in the mail today, so i'm sending it to you. your friends love and care about you, dork! deal with it! >:P -- @geetasuxlol

[Inside are bidoof-themed pastries, candy, a bidoof keychain, a crocheted bidoof head hat, and a novelty bidoof t-shirt with the slogan "Every Day I'm Doofin' ". It's all very kitsch, very tacky, and very charming.]

[Audio ID: It’s the sound of a package being opened, Lochland’s voice faintly reading out the letter sent with the parcel. A moment of silence. A snivel, before the sound of crying and shuddering gasps can be heard for 30 or so seconds, before the sobs stop, the sound of sniveling as someone tries to take deep breaths. Audio end.]

T-Thanks Etta! These are so cute! You really didn’t have to :D

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Just wanna check in on you from yesterday. I know david typically does it but he sleeps until noon somehow. And perhaps im in no state to ensure someone else is alright but. Iunno.

Are you alright, lochland? Do you need or want anything? Ill do my best to help you get it

-mick ( @pokemonred-v-blu )

Nah. Nothing I can’t handle. I hope you’re doing okay though Mick. Are you feeling any better?

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Dont shift it to me. We can talk about you for a bit. I dont mind doing that

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

Nothing to talk about though, so…

[pokemonred-v-blu]

Even after yesterday?

[numberonebidoofenjoyer]

…I can handle it. It’s fine.