OKAY I MADE A NEW ACCOUNT!!!! I LITERALLY JUST CALLED IT @cloudbells SO THERE'S NO REAL CHANGE. UNFOLLOW ME ON BOTH MY MAIN AND THIS (no pressure to unfollow but I likely won't be posting here anymore other than to get yall on the other account) AND FOLLOW @cloudbells!!!!!
I have a serious weakness for Tony laying on the charm and flirting heavy with Steve because he likes seeing Steve flustered. It's becoming a problem. Every time I read Tony confidently attempting to seduce Steve and the corner of his mouth ticks up from Steve's reaction, I feel like I want to bounce off the walls.
Is it a dumb idea to delete this and my main account and make a new account someone answer before the end of the week pleek 😔 I just feel like I need a fresh start but all my (AMAZING, CORRECT AND REVOLUTIONARY) posts are gonna be detached from me 😔😔😔
I can't even be happy about my birthday coming up lolz. We're so tucked. But we'll come through on the other side of 4 years and rebuild. Silver lining is that we'll never have him as an option for president again.
It's been a while since my last podfic-specific rec list, and with that lore.fm nonsense it seems like an especially good time to highlight the wonderful work that podficcers do!
These are some of the podfics I rely on to cheer me up. They're all sweet, fluffy or funny, and relatively short.
but hey, you're all right read by sisi-rambles
(Stucky, 30-45 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)
Summary: 'This is not my fault,' Tony lies. 'It was supposed to be a joke! Christ.'
'Thanks to your joke,' says Coulson, 'we now have a code three-four-delta, with the variable being a Russian immigrant. We're checking his background right now, but it might take a while. Meanwhile, I suggest you civilian-proof the Tower. If any SHIELD intelligence is compromised, I will hurt you.'
Yes, this is the story where the Winter Soldier is a Russian mail-order bride. Everything goes about as well as you'd expect.
Based on the story by beardsley
Baby Steve Adventures read by blackglass
(Gen, 20-30 Minutes, General Audiences)
Summary: Captain America gets hit by a spell during a battle. The rest of the Avengers look after him.
Based on the story by catty_the_spy (@cattythespy)
The Devil and the Wild Man read by Tipsy_Kitty (@tipsyxkitty)
(Loki/Steve Rogers, 1-1.5 Hours, Mature)
Summary: Steve's dinosaur keeps Loki in line on Sakaar. This is not a euphemism, but it is also 100% a euphemism.
Based on the story by Effing (@effingunicorns)
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Right In Front of Your Face read by sisi-rambles
(Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, 10-20 Minutes, General Audiences)
Summary: Phil and Clint get engaged and go out together to spread the news. but everyone is just shocked to hear they're together.
Based on the story by @ereshai
Mixed Ages Classroom read by blackglass
(Gen, 30-45 Minutes, Not Rated)
Summary: For this prompt, where the Avengers are de-aged, but to different ages:
Clint & Tony to young children (below 10), Bruce to a toddler (whose tantrums involve hulking out to bb!hulk), Natasha & Steve back to teenagers (with scrawny!Steve).
In which Hulk is a baby, Natasha and Steve know they aren't real teenagers, Clint and Tony behave badly, and Maria Hill is not a parent but Coulson might be.
Based on the story by harcourt (@haforcere)
Protocol 1985 read by sisi-rambles
(Gen, 30-45 Minutes, General Audiences)
Summary: “Holy crow, it worked,” someone says.
Wherein Clint and Natasha meet Howard and Peggy.
Based on the story by hollimichele (@nonasuch)
Fair Shot read by hopelesse (@sheshopelesse)
(Stony, 20-30 Minutes, Mature)
Summary: Captain Rogers leaps from the helicopter like a gymnast on the dismount. All the lines of his body are controlled. Perfect. The iconic round shield lies flat across his back.
“How does he fit a parachute under that?” I ask.
“He doesn’t,” Stark answers. “Marvelous adrenaline junkie, our Cap. Likes to almost break his ankles every time. Makes him feel like a man.”
Front Line reporter Ben Urich spends a mission embedded with Tony Stark and Captain Steve Rogers on an Ultimates mission.
Based on the story by @isozyme
Dad's Got Skeletons read by sisi-rambles
(Steve Rogers/Howard Stark (maybe?), 20-30 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)
Summary: “To think he became a dad—your dad. A daddy.” He looked up sharply and saw that Steve’s smile had twisted a little bit, pulled up at one corner like a smirk, except no, Captain America did not smirk. “You know, it’s funny. I called him daddy once too.”
Based on the story by kehinki
Sam Wilson: Ghost Hunter read by sisi-rambles
(Samsteve, 0-10 Minutes, General Audiences)
Summary: Sam's stuck in a horror movie cliche.
Based on the story by kehinki
(the kitten invasion fleet has arrived) read by blackglass
(Gen, 0-10 Minutes, General Audiences)
Summary: what if the first contact with nonhuman life forms comes about in a different way?
Based on the story by @labelleizzy
someone’s gonna pay for this read by sisi-rambles
(Gen, 0-10 Minutes, General Audiences)
Summary: Steve as a cat.
Based on the story by @lazulisong
Groundwater read by blackglass
(Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers, 30-45 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)
Summary: Okay, she thinks, in a zen-like state of calm: given a chump assignment, she not only managed to fall in a well, she somehow dragged Captain America--living legend, supersoldier, level 7 SHIELD consultant, and Avenger--down with her.
This means two things:
1) Captain America knows who she is now, and thinks she’s a dumbass, and
2) SHIELD is probably going to make her disappear as punishment (likely by throwing her in another, deeper well and pretending she never existed).
“Don’t mind me,” she says faintly. “I’m just gonna drown myself now.”
Based on the story by @legete
Dear Clint Barton (Circa Age 7) read by RsCreighton (@rosecreighton)
(Gen, 20-30 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)
Summary: The most annoying parts of being de-aged (and then re-aged) are your friends.
Based on the story by @pollyrepeat
Situation Normal read by quietnight (@quietnighty)
(Stucky, 20-30 Minutes, Mature)
Summary: AU wherein Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers never met, Steve somehow manages to rescue the Winter Soldier anyway, and Avengers Tower ends up with the world’s angriest duckling and a whole new brand of entertainment.
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(“He was dragging him out of the river,” Natasha argues later.
“Nat, be honest, he was going for the Full Monty.” Says Clint.
“I’m pretty sure we interrupted him in the middle of giving ‘emergency CPR’,” Tony agrees, “Or the stage after emergency CPR. Emergency Dick? Is that a thing?”
“That’s not a thing,” Natasha and Clint reply.)
Based on the story by redcigar
How Steve Rogers Singlehandedly Lost the Cold War read by quietnight (@quietnighty)
(Stucky, 20-30 Minutes, Mature)
Note: This is a sequel/companion to the previous fic, Situation Normal.
Summary: AU wherein Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes never met, but the Winter Soldier takes an interest in Captain America anyway, and has an odd way of showing it.
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(On the helicarrier, hurrying to reach the central hub of the third aircraft in time, the chip clenched in his gloved fist, Steve turns to find a ghost blocking his path, and is abruptly reminded on what the road to hell is paved with.)
Based on the story by redcigar
Get Some Now read by where_thewind_blows (@flowersthroughthecracks)
(Stony, 1-1.5 Hours, Teen And Up Audiences)
Summary: Avengers Mansion has a mysterious feline infestation. Meanwhile, Steve just can't figure out how to ask Tony out on a date. And the thirteen teleporting cats sure aren't helping matters any.
Based on the story by @sineala
Mercy in You by Sineala read by Pywren (@phyrrhicvictory)
(Stony, 1-1.5 Hours, Mature)
Summary: When Tony comes back from a very bad D/s date, in pain and abandoned by his dom, Steve offers to help Tony out and give him all the aftercare he so desperately needs.
Based on the story by @sineala
To Keep the Home Fires Burning read by blackglass
(Maria Hill/Natasha Romanov, 30-45 Minutes, Teen And Up Audiences)
Summary: Maria does three tours of cat sitting duty before she and Romanoff come to be on a first name basis. She claims a whole shelf in the pantry and sneaks in two more cat mugs too.
Based on the story by Woad
Yall I signed up for the Steve Bingo and I'm also attempting cozytober (horror prompts) AND I may or may not have been working on a secret third fic that I'm excited to post 🤗
Hey writer friends! There's a fun, all-fandom, writing/art event taking place for fall. Cozytober! This is their second year and since they don't have a tumblr page, I thought I'd share the prompts!
For anyone participating in any of the other big fall events (@sicktember @whumptober @flufftober ) these prompts actually meld really well with those.
For more information about Cozytober rules, as well as a text version of the prompts, check out their AO3 Collection page [Here]
so confused when people hate miss agent margaret carter because what do you have against a woman with big beautiful brown eyes who pummels people with her entire body weight
Tony (AV1) and Steve (CATFA) both nearly dying saving New York. I mean, lowkey Steve actually "died" the first time around and Tony literally died in Endgame. So many parallels.
Tony (AV1) and Steve (CATFA) both nearly dying saving New York. I mean, lowkey Steve actually "died" the first time around and Tony literally died in Endgame. So many parallels.