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#1 fan of panini time

[numberonefanofpaninitime]

it's so lit in this fam rn

[numberonefanofpaninitime]

I was possessed at 2am to make this

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[sighcomics]

[numberonefanofpaninitime]

at a very banana bread time in my life right now

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[kosmogrl]

[gh0stwithaheart]

my favorite pastime is ruining my sleep schedule for more alone time

[loumandaniel]

if i was famous and people were getting cancelled for rpf-ing me, i would actually get online and post that they weren’t being freaky enough about me

[dans-striped-sweater]

[kosmogrl]

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in november I'm getting my shit together

[loxias-exe]

"we won't be talking about or revealing anything private about our relationship" meanwhile the current experience of rewatching any pre hard launch video

[shed-some-light]

yeah no i can't hang out today. yeah it's british youtubers again. yeah it'll be all day.

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[sidequestsinlife]

congrats to dan howell for finally making it official with his celebrity crush on monday after a 16 year situationship

[phulge]

how it feels having to go to a normie ass job when dan and phil just came out as a couple of 16 years

[jdotsodomite]