[bardace]

there is something deeply wrong with this man I NEED to study him

[dilfosaur]

i pray to vengeance on the sixth string of a guitar

(from this weeks speed draw :3)

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

[estrodjinn21]

Dick from a girl who was "the quiet boy" growing up

[transcockiness]

dick from a guy who was the "weird girl" growing up

[devout-cleric]

pussy from a girl who was "the quiet boy" growing up

[theabigailthorn]

long ago the four nations lived in harmony

[machine-saint]

part of the joy of having a fetish that's still somewhat outside of the mainstream (if you disagree then xkcd geologists dot png) but fairly popular is that complaining about a trope being too common in your semi-obscure pornography is really funny

[machine-saint]

anyway I just saw someone complain about how snakes are too common in hypnosis porn

[machine-saint]

two genres of notes on this post

people who are well-intentionedly explaining the reason for this complaint as if "hypnohub" isn't what comes up when I type "h" in my browser

people with their own complaints, including "hypnosis is too common in snake porn"

[goslinggf]

i feel like i'm going Italian

[goslinggf]

*insane

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

because it is a natural insecticide, nicotine feels good to the part of your brain that is still an insect. this is because it makes your insect brain think it is dying, which creates a pleasurable sensation because all bugs are suicidal

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[misophonie]

I hope this is how you all feel about me

[misophonie]

I hope this is how you all feel about me

[faith-thee-slayer]

she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?

[qrowscant]

thank you for winning my gold stake plasma deck

[teaboot]

hi really sorry to bother you but i just want to let you know that you reblogged a post from another tumblr user

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me

[monkiinart]

The jokers have bewitched me mind and soul and i can only hear the shuffling of cards

[chromaticabrasions]

sorry they’re paying me by the post so i’m just getting as much out there as i can

[chromaticabrasions]

they give me 26 cents per post and half of a penny every time some one reblogs it and every time someone sends a hate anon they take it aaaaaall away and i have to start over and i am one trillion billion dollars in debt and i can never die

[chromaticabrasions]

they send it via coins in an envelope and when they have to take it away they use a giant magnet. i’ve tried swallowing the coins but the magnet is so strong it ripped my guts open and as i have previously stated i can’t die so i just had to wait for my open wound guts to go away on their own. i made a post about it and they sent me 27 cents for it

[chromaticabrasions]

all the pennies they send are cut in half too and i have to solder them together but i don’t have money for protective gear so it just burns me all over and sometimes i accidentally solder them to my flesh but i don’t really give a shit

[chromaticabrasions]

7 dollars and 47.5 cents 😏 allll in a days work

[chromaticabrasions]

are you happy. are you fucking happy. they magnetized away my seven dollars and forty seven point five cents. i have nothing. are you happy. u r so full of hate and malice i hope you get struck by 1495 magnetized flying penny halves you fuckshit

[the-radio-star]

Finally some good fucking news

[twocubes]

fgdgsjskahdfas

i am, cryying;

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

i love men that know when to just shut their fucking mouth

i’ve never met one

but i love the concept

[weightlosswithmegan-deactivated]

but if I guy said this about a girl ??? ? ??

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento ??? ? ??

[orpheusilver]

im mutual