DONT RAIN ON MY PARADE! -

- IT'S GONNA GLOW IN THE DARK! - august - they/he/it - get struck by lightning

[kingcatnine]

u don't like spongebob? 🧽 bahaha?

[iamwizzzzz]

[schlorb]

yes finally time to play jelyfish

I'm so happy playin jleyyfish

[numetalmutt]

if you could be any super smash brothers character which one would you be. not which one you main you like inherit their identity and live their video game life

CAN I BE STEVE I WANT TO BE STEVE RIGHT NOW PLEASEEEEE CAN I BE STEVE

[steambugs]

absolutely

[numetalmutt]

YIPPEEEE!!! (JUMPS INTO A RAVINE NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN)

[numetalmutt]

if you could be any super smash brothers character which one would you be. not which one you main you like inherit their identity and live their video game life

CAN I BE STEVE I WANT TO BE STEVE RIGHT NOW PLEASEEEEE CAN I BE STEVE

[numetalmutt]

if you were some shit floating in space what would you be

I would like to be one of the sugar molecules they found out there recently but logistically i think im a screw that fell off a satellite or something because my threads were stripped

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[numetalmutt]

still in shock over my pizza situation last night how do you deliver a pizza three hours late with 0 communication as to what went wrong for at least two of those hours

[numetalmutt]

im never gonna be like "these minimum wage workers SUCK!!!!!!" because i didnt get my food on time or whatever but like. call meee tell me what happenedddd i wont be mad. im more mad that you left me in the abyss blind deaf and gay with no way of knowing whether or not my brother and i would have been fed that night can we please do something about this

[numetalmutt]

still in shock over my pizza situation last night how do you deliver a pizza three hours late with 0 communication as to what went wrong for at least two of those hours

[penandinkprincess]

this is free advice for anyone else with a mother who likes to pull a "yeah, she doesn't want to give me grandchildren" in front of other people to try and shame you for not wanting kids

if you hit 'em back with a very genuine, "yeah, she's really disappointed i won't let her use me like a broodmare," then EVERYONE gets to be uncomfortable about someone else being mad they can't use your body for their own wants <3

it did take a few repetitions until i finally progressed to, "yeah, she's really sad i won't let her pimp me out as a broodmare," but it did eventually make her stop completely

so y'know

when in doubt, wreck the vibe for everyone

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[stiffyck]

I'll be an avid shipper of something until someone walks in and says "there is NO platonic explanation for this" and suddenly I've never shipped it before in my life and they're just friends and I can't lie i can't really see them being in a romantic relationship with each other yeah sorry I just don't see it

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[dogpuppy]

[that-one-support]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

[pretentious-ravioli]

[baambastic]

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

[throathole]

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

[throathole]

INCREDIBLE response