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kji, screaming:

dks: you're doing amazing sweetie, keep up the good work, yeah?

pcy, breathing:

dks: but you- will you shut the FUCK up?

#exo #kaisoo #chansoo #choose your fighter #coughhackwheeze #chansoocoughcough #kyungsoo #do #kai #jongin #chanyeol #fake exo quotes #fake exo chat #exo fake quotes #im dry im sorry

bbh to kjd: im finally boutta ask yeol if i can suck his dic--

pcy: ask me what?

bbh: --chanbro! my favourite brotha from anotha motha! just wanted to know if you remembered to turn off your stove, no homo though.

#oof #hes so whipped #chanbaek #baekyeol #chanyeol #baekhyun #jongdae #chen #exo #bro #dudebros #chanbaek as dudebros #OOOOOOOOOOF #that's gay #exo fake quotes #fake exo quotes

kms, sneezing:

bbh: bless you

kms: you're too sweet omg i don't deserve you

kms, shivering:

kjd: here bb, i got you a blanket, after eight, and a french vanilla

kms: oh fuck off

#after eight is chocolate btw #amazing mf chocolate #xiuchen #xiubaek #xiumin the asshole #xiumin #xiumin in general #jongdae #chen #baekhyun #exo #exo fake quotes #fake exo quotes #gesundheit

kjd and kjm, smiling and laughing from afar:

pcy: aww they're so cute together

bbh: maybe even cuter than us

kjd, actually: you're honestly the ugliest fuck i've ever met, and i've met a lot of ugly fucks

kjm, actually: and you're the whiniest piece of shit i've met, can't you act your fucking age?

#suchen #chenho #kim brothers #chanbaek #baekyeol #wow I suck #I love suchen DID YOU KNOW #now you do #have a good day #exo #baekhyun #chanyeol #yeol #BAEK #chen #suho #junmyeon #jongdae #why are they like this

bbh: so i heard you like peaches?

zyx: yes! in fact, they were on sale at the market and i bought--

bbh, pants off: oh- oh really?

#baekxing #i love them shut up #exo #baekhyun #yixing #lay #fake exo quotes #baekhyun the total hoe #peach #that song is so good #a total BOP #baeklay #laybaek #BAEK

bbh and pcy arguing:

kjd: can yall fucking relax??? sexual tension isn't something you can humidify

#chanbaek #at it again #exo #always ends in mad sex yknow #baekyeol #chanyeol #baekhyun #exo fake quotes

kjd, leaning in: you know you're fucking ugly

kjm, also leaning in: you know i fucking hate you

kjd, suddenly straddling jm: like who in this world actually finds you attractive?

kjm, lips on jd's neck: honestly i feel bad for whoever marries your ugly ass

#suchen #THEY ALMOST KISSED #THE SUPERIOR SHIP #jongdae #junmyeon #chen #suho #exo is pretty gay #elyxion #remember when they actually kissed tho #exo #exo fake quotes

interviewer: so, what is it like being at the top and continuously beating your own records?

bbh: great, but listen, sehuns dick is HUGE

#exo #baekhyun #sehun #hes going to list them from biggest to smallest soon #i can smell it #I love my gay group #exo fake quotes #lowkey a repost

pcy, breathing:

bbh, breathing:

chanbaek shippers: THEY FUCKING

#chanbaek #baekyeol #baekhyun #chanyeol #exo #I ship everyone in exo with everyone in exo #i'm an intellectual #ship #otp #if this ain't y'all

bbh: you're the reason why i'm still breathing, jongdae. you're the one who keeps me going.

kjd:

bbh: you're...you're my gravity.

kjd, flustered:

bbh: no, seriously, you're literally my nine point eight meters per second squared dow--

kjd: shut the fuck up

#physics #can you tell im failing this fucking course #baekchen #I love bros in love #baekhyun #chen #jongdae #exo #exo fake quotes #gravity

dks: chanyeol is so ugly

kji: not reall-

dks: like he's so tall, and lean yet muscular, and has some fair set of abs, and very smooth skin, and the brightest smile that outshines any sun, and eyes that crinkle in the most endearing way possible, and such uniquely shaped ears that sometimes you can't help but be mesmerized by

kji:

dks: like how fucking ugly can you get?

#chansoo #with a side of #jongin #kai #d.o #mom he's hot but that's kind of ugly #exo

dks, within the first three seconds of appearing in his movie:

kjd, wiping a tear: thIS IS SO GOOD, THE FINEST OF ALL FINE ART, JOHNNY DEPP IS SHAK I N G, DID YOU SEE THAT??? DO KYUNGSOO DID THAT, HE DID T H A T hOLY THe acTOR OF THE CENTURY did TH AT