Beware the child born on the Ides of March

i post/reblog random things so i don't recommend following me for a certain fandom or any type of specific content

[bakedbakermom]

i love the thought process of the giant hallucinogenic man-eating mushroom in Field Trip (get it? cuz they're tripping balls in a field?). like.

ahh, okay, this guy mulder believes in aliens. we're going to craft him a world where he gets all the evidence he ever needed and everyone believes him. wait what do you mean he didn't like that? he doesn't like that scully stopped challenging him??

okay, okay, scully. she's mad at this mulder guy because he never believes her so we're gonna kill him off and have everyone tell her how right she was. wait she didn't like that either? she doesn't want this moron dead??

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE TWO HALVES OF THE SAME WHOLE shit fuck all right let's throw them back together OH GOD IT'S EVEN WORSE what do you mean they're working together against us???

what if we let them shoot their boss? isn't that everyone's fantasy? ah fuck no they've escaped for real this time I GIVE UP there are easier people to snack on than these two idiots.

[memeuplift]

[mrbrojangles]

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

[aftertheacidrain]

fuck i love not being a mother

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

[isuggesttherianthropy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that time in high school when my computer died and i was so deeply distraught i legit wrote an entire obituary for a laptop

[marlsbys-dragons]

Where is the obit Gaud, come on don’t hold out on us

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i had to dig so deep through old backup files to find this, enjoy!

RIP (In loving, random access memory)

After a long illness, my beloved laptop, 3, while surrounded by family and tech support, succumbed in the night to an internal error. My laptop leaves behind one bereaved admin (me), an estranged guest user, an elderly warranty and a large extended family of synced mobile devices and browser bookmarks. Friends, we are gathered in this subdomain today to honor the memory, both RAM and hard drive, volatile and non-volatile, and mourn the data loss of a beloved digital companion. Caches to caches, rust to rust. Though its hard drive may be wiped, its chassis refurbished, and its processor sold for scrap, its torrent downloads and browser history will live on in our hearts, and eventually come back to haunt me.

[kaispeakshermind]

Caches to caches, rust to rust

[mistakenforacorpse]

I am sorry for your data loss

[i-got-the-feels]

I am sorry.

It must have been a lot to process.

[itsreallystupid]

another one bytes the dust

[sodamnbored]

Cntrl-Alt-But never Deleted

[epicnerd404]

Anyone else wondering what the obituary was written on if the computer had gone toward the blue-screen light?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[eggman-is-fat-mkay]

don’t for a second think i’d reblog this without letting my followers know that

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[pastapodcaster]

Rip Arthur pendragon you would have loved asking Merlin why he turned his location off

[lonesomebarns]

genuinely need a hundred video essays about the lighting in wake up dead man bc WOW. the lighting was a character itself.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

"But can you feel it?" Post-phalloplasty sensation explained.

By @ kashcolegrove, Kai Asher Colegrove (he/him).

[genderkoolaid]

For anyone curious, Dr. Blair Peters at OHSU has done a lot of work on how to improve sensation post-op & they helped create this nerve rehab guide for people who have gotten phalloplasty!

It walks you through various stages throughout recovery which are meant to help your brain connect the sensation you experience to your new penis. The rehab protocol was created with input from trans patients to ensure it actually addresses trans needs, like dealing with dysphoria, and is meant to be used by people with all kinds of goals for their phallo. You can also check out the study they published on this protocol for more info!

Phalloplasty has already improved so much since it first started to be performed, and work is still being done every day to improve it further! If you want a penis, you can have a penis!!!

[isuggestrespecttranspeople]

this is actually so informative and genuine i love it

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[quakerjoe]

[thegaymertrainer]

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

[moonlitmonocerus]

For the ones that need it today

[fag4spyders]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Thank you, I needed this tonight

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr wanna hear my most angsty dumb edgy headcanon?

[buthowaminotdeadyet-deactivated]

do we get a choice?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

of course you have a choice! free will, that beloved gleaming prize, that cornerstone of humanity and philosophy, rests at your feet! you are forever free to choose your answers to any question, whether that answer is yes or no or any alternative! whether the answer is accurate or false or undetermined, only you can give it! only you can make that choice! what is your answer?

[i-am-gaywastaken]

We politely decline

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok so in Brother Bear’s famous “quit telling everyone i’m dead” “sometimes I can still hear his voice!” scene, the husband Edgar’s voice is only ever heard off-screen. so my headcanon is that either the wife is hallucinating her husband’s voice (which only we, the audience can hear) OR it’s one of her neighbors playing a cruel practical joke on an elderly widow, in which case he’s been gaslighting her long enough that she’s learned to ignore the evidence of her own ears.

(The alternate explanation is she has dementia and is so ill she can’t even remember whether her loved ones are alive or dead.)

[cryofthevalkyrie]

What happened to free will

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a valuable lesson! what the philosophers forget is that free will exists only to the extent the individual is allowed to make meaningful choices! though we are all capable of conscious thought & purposeful decision (which supposedly elevates us above the level of “mere beast”), this becomes irrelevant in the face of an indifferent and often openly malicious world that controls the fundamental factors of our lives. What is free will in a society that rips away all meaningful choice, that steals away the supposedly most sacrosanct of freedoms? You are always free to choose your answer, but it is the world that sets the questions and judges your grade! And the questions are multiple choice, with all wrong answers, and mostly boil down to “which way will you choose to suffer today?” And even if you give the “right” answer, the world may well ignore you on a whim!

Free will exists, but this is not a free world.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

since writing this I’ve settled on option 3) whenever her husband gets too annoying she just goes around telling people he’s dead

[aropride]

some birds are very intuitively named. looked up a sparrow going chipchipchip in my yard, it was a chipping sparrow. saw a black bird with red wings, it was a red winged blackbird. gray bird that sounds like a cat? gray catbird. the first time i saw a house finch it was perched on a windowsill. However, some birds are the red-bellied woodpecker

[someofusarequeer]

I gotta google something real quick

[someofusarequeer]

who named this bird

[writingdose]

I am once again begging people to realize that AI checker doesn’t work. it’s never worked. it’s notoriously known to have flagged human-made works as AI and AI-generated works as human-made. and by feeding it people’s works, you are feeding more works to AI, because apparently the machine itself is AI.

the only thing AI checker does is harm genuine artists and people in general too.