You are going to Fucking Win!!!!

mac 29 he/they dyke

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

this health article is fucking going off

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[nobrashfestivity]

[newsom]

contender for the funniest bit of supernatural dialogue

[oliviawebsite]

taking the fat clit express!!!!!

[animentality]

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[crawfishcomic]

Draw Ur Guns

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

[kit-cosmic]

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

[foreveriallyzombified]

Yeah.

You’re no expert.

[mmusclemuseum]

amazing wayback machine find

[betagrove]

Jeff the Kisser 💋

Tender Man 🫂

BEN Clowned 🤡

Smile Dog 😁

Married Alive 💍

[memorycycle]

if i was in charge of the world first i would create 6 giant towers ( 2 at the poles, 4 spread evenly around the equator ) and they emit healing beams that heals everything

[detectivehole]

[straycatj]

かなりむりやり

Almost forcibly

[straycatj]

またもむりやり

forcibly again

[straycatj]

とにかくむりやり

Anyway, forcibly

[straycatj]

さらにむりやり

Forcibly more

[vague-space]

Best friends (2008)

[klausie]

<panini>

‌<sourdough>

‌<sauce style=" type:mayo flavor:cranberry"></sauce>

‌<cheese style="type:swiss"></cheese>

‌<meat style="animal:pig, cut:bacon"></meat>

<deli style="animal:turkey, cut:slice"></deli>

‌</sourdough>

</panini>