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Destiny youtubers really be spending their every waking moment making videos about how ‘shit’ d2 is and how no one should play it, then are gobsmacked when the player count falls and immediately blame it all on bungie

wow, it’s almost like when you scream at people not to play a game when you have a really big fan base, you influence a lot of people to not play that game?

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I've been equally pissed off at most Destiny youtubers' coverage of Marathon, most of which is just overwhelmingly negative bullshit like they want the game to fail before it even has a chance. Do they want Bungie to go under so we never get any Destiny again? What's the fucking deal?

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the first ever gay guy must've been woke as fuck

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first ever gay woman was doing quests and shit. being tortured by the gods. collecting nacreous orbs from the bodies of defiled gods. ending her journey splattered in the blood of all those on the battlefield but herself.

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first ever gay guy wasn't in the closet cuz they didn't invent closets yet. he was in the woods.

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first ever gay woman was probably class conscious and shit

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first ever gay guy: i'm feeling a little woke

the sabertooth tiger: okay

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the mammoth (homophobically): i'm not sure about all that.

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the cave bear (biphobically): as long as you're not bisexual

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man you don't even want to know what the ground sloth would say.

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ground sloth, eviscerating a nearby neanderthal (Heterosexual) with its powerful claws: hahahaaa yeah

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first ever trans girl was making out sloppy crazy style with the first ever gay girl. eunuch priestess healing her wounds via intimate rituals. just the way it goes. to be quite honest.

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it's always the eunuch priestess with you. and that's okay. i'm okay with that. i'm woke

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don't blame the artist for painting that which she sees within the light of heaven man

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Macroeuphractus (hungrily): Where the cavies at!

thatforestprince

please dear god everyone look at this przewalski's horse i found on inaturalist

gebo4482

Destiny 2: The Edge of Fate by Gabe Zamora #2

feraligatr

Michael Warmweather, inventor of the sunny day.

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I fuck with Atlantis and all fish people and Atlantis-adjacent bullshit so much. I agree those pauldrons should totally be madr of shells or whatever, obviously.

Conan the Barbarian is from Atlantis.

#I'm drawing fish people

randumbkatt

terrifying jmage

memorycycle

its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion

supermalmoart

Adult wormadillo carcass being digested by devil's archer. Archer venom inhibits decay and renders the meat poisonous to most animals that might scavenge, but decomposition takes hold eventually. The soil beneath the leaf litter becomes highly enriched allowing for lush plant growth and hiding evidence of the predation that occured. The helmets and cheek plates, called Achilles' shields, litter the forest, giving the place its name, Achilles Wood.

#cool shit #not my art #specbio #speculative evolution

dimetrodone

The rules are simple: you will be shown a relatively obscure mammal, and need to guess which 1 out of 4 species given is the one they are th

I made an evil mammal quiz. Enjoy

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How did you do

How well did you do in identifying ambiguous small brown furry animals

0-19%

20-39%

40-59%

60-79%

80-100%

Voting ended onJun 6, 2025

#tenrecs are my enemies

grox

DRIVER STOP THE CAR

I hear someone bleeding

acti-veg

‘While bats can only sense the outer shapes and textures of their targets, dolphins can peer inside theirs. If a dolphin echolocates on you, it will perceive your lungs and your skeleton. It can likely sense shrapnel in war veterans and fetuses in pregnant women. It can pick out the air-filled swim bladders that allow fish, their main prey, to control their buoyancy.

It can almost certainly tell different species apart based on the shape of those air bladders. And it can tell if a fish has something weird inside it, like a metal hook. In Hawaii, false killer whales often pluck tuna off fishing lines, and “they’ll know where the hook is inside that fish,” Aude Pacini, who studies these animals, tells me. “They can ‘see’ things that you and I would never consider unless we had an X-ray machine or an MRI scanner.”

This penetrating perception is so unusual that scientists have barely begun to consider its implications. The beaked whales, for example, are odontocetes that look dolphin-esque on the outside—but on the inside, their skulls bear a strange assortment of crests, ridges, and bumps, many of which are only found in males.

Pavel Gol’din has suggested that these structures might be the equivalent of deer antlers—showy ornaments that are used to attract mates. Such ornaments would normally protrude from the body in a visible and conspicuous way, but that’s unnecessary for animals that are living medical scanners.’

-Ed Yong, An Immense World

#cool shit #beaked whale internal display structures is insane but something that in hindsight makes perfect sense #we love cetaceans