The Voice of Night Vale

[ayeforscotland]

We are heading towards an absolute knowledge black hole, aren't we?

[maykr]

[srebrnafh]

Make it die. For the good of humanity.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[a-flickering-soul]

say it louder bestie

[fateddemise]

listen the new screenshot with herc, zeus and hades looks like it could be a meme like

look at it

[fencer-x]

[systlin]

BYE BITCH

[redriyo]

Lose 35 lbs! Heal your thyroid! Regrow thinning hair! Reverse the aging process! Become an infant again! Return to the womb! Cease to exist!

[killerlizardsfromouterspace]

Every Single Word Spoken By People of Color In Movies

[inscarletsilence]

#yikes

[flaccidrap-deactivated20180816]

Into The Woods was the worst one. Got like 3 seconds of a song and that’s it fam.

[nico-incognito]

This is so sad…but I love it…show Hollywood how ridiculous they are…

[nvradioiisms]

HOLY SHIT THESE ARE MADE BY DYLAN MARRON LIKE "PERFECT CARLOS DYLAN MARRON" This was already great and thought provoking and important but now I'm even prouder yay.

[afrofest]

The boy KILLED IT but the crowd is weak

[methhomework]

I want to see the full video

[sonypraystation]

lil dude KILLED it

[nvradioiisms]

I approve of this. Whatever it is.

[eva-420]

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

[oidrockstars]

being shy and having resting bitch face is the worst combination because i look like a disinterested bitch but in reality i really want to socialize but i just dont know how to initiate conversation with strangers and also this is just my face

[xgmk]

My. Life

[krvlice-deactivated20151108]

me

[swallowthatshit]

Why don’t you guys try …. Smiling ????

[notcayleb]

:)

[nvradioiisms]

Have you tried smiling 24/7 like this isn't helpful advice you either look creepy af or your face start hurting no thx.

[cubebreaker]

This helpful guide about what 200 calories looks like reminds us just how much healthy food we’re giving up each time we have a treat.

[freedummring]

yeah, asshole. how dare you eat an order of french fries when you could have literally shoved 22 banana peppers in your fucking face-hole. what a piece of shit you are.

[nvradioiisms]

I thought muffins were healthy food???

[nvradioiisms]

Only Wtnv could make a concept like Fashion Week scary af

[gaygothclown]

↖️ is cecilos trash

[nvradioiisms]

I just heard the new episode and I gotta say Wtf. Like moreso than usual WTF. Are ya'll planning to explain this shit like is this gonna be a coherent story one day or am I supposed to just accept this as something the government doesn't want me to understand because my brain is slowly dripping out my ears ok.

[camccaff]

Neither Cecil nor Steve like Town Meetings all that much.

[nescafes]

bringing back my main nightvalian boo for this ;3;

♔ Silver 3pcs Rings ♔ Silver Eye Bracelet ♔ Banggood review ♔

Keep reading

[nvradioiisms]

Oh. Oh my.

[9j2k88-deactivated20210708]

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY COPY AND PASTED 20,000 WORDS OF EXPLICIT CECILOS FANFICTION INTO A SHORT ANSWER TO MY E2020 CLASS AND SUBMITTED IT PLEASE SEND HELP

[umbrie]

Bloodstone prayer circle for allhailthemightyglowingcloud

[9j2k88-deactivated20210708]

don’t pray to fix it just pray for my death pls it’ll be easier ty

[queensuggar]

Sorry, I thought this was normal procedure? How else do you get good grades than bribing your teachers with slash?

[dieowarent]

your fave is problematic: me

criticizes games while enjoying playing them at the same time which is, as everyone is well aware, completely illegal

[perfectscientist-blog]

nvradioiisms ;;

“Uh..no? I’m going to go with no. But hey, it’s probably not dangerous. I think.”

❝ IN THAT case, we should probably     go investigate it. For science. ❞

[nvradioiisms]

Really?! I mean, yes, we should. Because...that’s what a Scientist would do! For science.