Unus Annus Sentence Starters
In celebration of the end.
Feel free to change them around should it be required.
“ Math was never my strong suit, nor was anything else. ”
“ We live our lives taking each second for granted. ”
“ What would you do if you knew how much time you had left? ”
“ God help any woman you ever finger. ”
“ Well I’m going for the record, baby! ”
“ They’re a good colour on you. ”
“ Does this please you? ”
“ I don’t want to be a burden to anybody when I die. ”
“ How come you never give me gifts? ”
“ Life’s too short to not try new things. Don’t let opportunities slip you by. Grab it by the tail and bite its head off. ”
“ That’s not up to us, is it? ”
“ Making something more complicated doesn’t make it any better. ”
“ It wasn’t what we planned for, necessarily, but is life ever what people planned for it to be? ”
“ A year seems like such a long time, but if you’re not paying attention, days can seem like seconds. ”
“ I don’t know why but I just get happier and happier every time you’re in pain. ”
“ Hey, this is a family friendly place. Watch your fucking language. ”
“ I thought it was funny. ”
“ My mother told me she loved me every day. ”
“ Death is not different from life. It’s just one end of the bookshelf. ”
“ Well I get to spend every day with you, [Name]! What could I ask for other than that? ”
“ I am mad every time I hear your voice. ”
“ Words can’t explain what this means to me. ”
“ I’m the one that’s supposed to be getting drunk. ”
“ All we are are walking bags of memories. ”
“ Make the best you can, while you can. ”
“ This was my magnum opus of ideas! ”
“ One year. That was the deal. ”
“ Do you feel close to god? ”
“ I know it’s tough being you. ”
“ I’m embarrassing myself! I’m embarrassing myself in front of the whole wide world! ”
“ Eventually, we’ll be the only people to remember it. ”
“ I just need some more fucking time. ”
“ Time always seems to move faster when it’s running out. ”
“ What is a graveyard other than humanity’s hall of fame ? ”