i'm not my god damn job!

very selective indie rp for magic mike's mike lane. there will be adult content present and mun/muse are of age. multiverse/ship friendly.

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redefinebexuty:

Finishing the last of the settings, she closed the lid of her machine and had her hand free to shake his hand. He was being awfully understanding, and she was very appreciative. “Nani. Nani Frye. I don’t think I’ve seen you here before.” She’d remember. 

“Nah, I’m a newcomer.” He confirmed, letting his hand fall back down to his side after a firm shake. “My washer at home decided to break, so I had to take my stuff here. All pretty last minute, of course.”

[jess--eckhardt]

Jess smiled as she reached up to take his hand, giving it a small shake, “Hello Mike, and you’d be right, this is a first for me. Jess, by the way.” she pulled her hand back, pointing around, “So how do you know the host?” she asked, crossing her arms over her chest as her head tipped to the side slightly.

[nxtyourpony-blog]

“Oh, I work for him.” He answered, letting his hand drop back to his side. Which was the truth. Not like he was ashamed of his profession - it was, after all, just another way to make money - but if she knew Dallas then he wouldn’t need to provide any more insight. “Are you acquainted with Dallas? Or did another third-party drag you in?”

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redefinebexuty:

Oh god, don’t get closer, her cheeks are so hot it could set him on fire. “They’re fine.” She said, shifting through the wet things. She’d managed to salvage them just in time, mostly thanks to him. “Thanks. You warned me just in time. They would have been really hard to save if you hadn’t said anything.”

“No problem; glad I can help.” He stole a quick glance back towards the washing machine that held his own clothes - just in case - before extending a hand towards her. “-- Name’s Mike. Mike Lane.”

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Another nervous chuckle before she glanced to where he was pointing at. “Oh, kanapapiki!” Slipping into Hawaiian for a brief moment to salvage her clothes from her dumb mistake, she flustered. “Thanks. That would have been a disaster.”

[nxtyourpony-blog]

“Yeah, it would of.” He huffed a small laugh, wandering closer towards both Nani and the washer; peering to get a glimpse of her clothes. “Are they okay? I’d feel really guilty for being the second-hand cause of the destruction of your clothes.”

[redefinebexuty-blog]

Oh shit. Nani’s head shakes, and she clears her throat with an embarrassed laugh. “I am so sorry.” Now she’s the uncomfortable one, for sure. “I was….Uh…That is, you’re…yeah. Sorry.”

[nxtyourpony-blog]

“Hey, it’s all good.” Mike fought the urge to laugh, instead settling for the teasing grin that marred his face. His eyes glanced down towards the machine that she pouring soap into, gesturing towards it. “-- Might want to stop before you ruin your clothes, yeah?”

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Good lord, she could wash her clothes on that stomach. How is she supposed to stop staring when the universe has just plopped someone as handsome as he is in front of her? 

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... She had been staring for quite a while; a couple of seconds longer that what could be considered a glance, and was heading dangerously into ogling territory, but Mike was more amused than he was uncomfortable.

“--- See something you like?”

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pantslessoptimism:

“What do you think happens when someone makes a virgin sacrifice and the person ain’t a virgin?”

“--- Haven’t you seen Jennifer’s body?”

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specialfuckinsoul:

“…you got a new routine or somethin;?”

“--- I’ve got something in the works.”

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thelegendarydarcylewis:

Darcy grinned at him. “I am full of surprises.” She wiggled her fingers at him and snorts when he said the water was cold. “That’s why you dive in. So you get used to it instantly.”Darcy told him as she swam around. It was cold, but she as quickly adjusting. “So tell me about yourself Mike, besides being a male entertainer and car whisperer,

Mike pretended to roll his eyes, sinking into the water as he quickly began to adapt to it; swimming over so that he could rest against the edge of the pool. “Well, what do you want to know?” He asked, loop an arm over the pool wall. “.... I work in construction, and probably have worked in almost every little job that you can think of.”

[nxtyourpony-blog]

"What can I say, I'm your number one fan."

“Well, you can always prove that statement instead of just saying it.”

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specialfuckinsoul:

“I mean, I guess so… but that’s the life of a performer, right?”

“I don’t know-- “ He sighs, brushing a hand through his hair roughly. “.... I’m gettin’ over it, man.”

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“Hey, I’m Mike. Don’t think I’ve see your face before.” He walks up to her, extending a hand with an easy smile on his face. Then again, Dallas’ parties had a tendency of always attracting new faces.

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specialfuckinsoul:

“Then what the fuck is it about, man?”

“Just-- I’m just tired of doing the old shit night after night, y’know?’

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specialfuckinsoul:

“Does Dallas know about this?”

“This isn’t about Dallas.”

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nxtyourpony:

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