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"Ma'am, this is a bakery. We sell bread here."

It's hard to keep her eyes off the pretty people though. Gensokyou has too many attractive people in it...

((Here it is, the new sinblog. Here's a link to the rules, and a link to the main blog. As a bonus, have the giga-thirstpost too. Please note that this is not an open starter.))

#((not an open starter))#((couldn't think of anything else funny to put in a pinned post-))#((I almost forgot to post this...))#((left it in drafts...))

Gokkun from Miyabi! Her explanation afterwards? “This is for my ‘how long can I hold my breath?’ training.”

Send 'Gokkun' for my muse to react to yours swallowing audibly after a blowjob:

"I'm not sure how this makes any sense but-"

Well, at this point Nyalter is pretty familiar with how this swordswoman trains. It's always something a bit odd. Maybe Youmu is the same way in private-

"Phuah- ugh- You're surprisingly- good at this-"

This is definitely the mouth of someone with a degree of experience. A sloppy amateur wouldn't be quite this good. Miyabi's mouth is warm, wet, and slurping in about the right ways, so it's not just blind luck or arousal alone that means Nyalter is about to cum...

"Nhhhh-!"

Nyalter tenses as she orgasms, her cock twitching and spurting a thick, heavy load into Miyabi's mouth. There's definitely a lot of semen shooting out, rope after rope flooding in. It's like glugging down a whole protein shake all at once...

And Miyabi is definitely guzzling it down, there's loud, wet gulps emanating from her throat as she swallows the massive load.

"MMMmmmnnnn- Not sure how that's supposed to- help with breath training- but you definitely caught a breath there, I heard it-"

#degeneracy #magnificentafterdark

@gensinkyo replied to your post:

I'm guessing her most popular item is cream pies

"Nnnno! I want it publicly known, I don't even sell cream pies-!"

The most popular this week was the chicken-and-mushroom pie. It does, in fact, have cream in it, but it is mostly chicken and mushrooms.

#shitpost #gensinkyo

"Pie sales have really gone up lately! I guess that means I'm beating the fuck cat allegations. Pie cat is not nearly as bad!"

She's doing her best-

#((weekly 'Nyalter vs the allegations' joke-))#shitpost

Meanwhile...

"Why can't I remember what I was doing in the past two days-?"

Her head hurts-

#dash commentary #((hypnosis-based memory erasure-))#((Nyalter's just slightly too dumb...))

Hypno-Swing + "Dance with me on stage tonight, Nyalter." Kokoro never specified what sort of dancing to do, however. Oh dear. Spectators would no doubt be in for quite a sight.

Send 'hypno-swing' to try and hypnotise my muse with a coin on a string:

"Eh...? Kokoro-chan...? You want me to... dance...? Okay..."

Unfortunately for Kokoro's show, they've done sex-dance shows together before. Nyalter's brain is completely turned off, so she just does the first thing that fits the instructions.

The result is a strange show where the cat pokes her dick through one of the opening slits in Kokoro's dress, plunging it deep into the Menreiki's pussy, and keeping it inside as they dance slowly around the stage. It is an actual dance, and that means that Nyalter's slowly twirling them both around the stage... but she's also thrusting in and out as she goes.

Bizarrely enough, the hypnosis has made her better at this... because she no longer loses control and stops to just fuck Kokoro in the middle of the stage. She keeps the dance going the whole show, twirling and moving around the stage with Kokoro.

The Menreiki did not instruct her not to cum, so Nyalter just cums every time she needs to. She pounds several loads into Kokoro's warm, wet pussy without any kind of reaction at all, just a slight weakening of her footwork each time as her body reacts...

It's a bit slow, and it would probably look quite romantic if it weren't for the dribble of cum that slowly starts sliding down Kokoro's trembling, twitching legs in the second half...

#degeneracy #hypnosis tw #magnificentafterdark

alchemistdefective

HE DEFINITELY REGRETTED ASKING THAT, THAT'S TOO OPEN... Either that, or Nyalter is being REALLY GOOD IN SAYING THESE THINGS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE

WELL! UMM...

"S-So! Umm... U-Until you get better, why don't you... I don't know, lie down, or something? Maybe... clean the house? I'll get some hot water-..."

...

"And just in case someone else sees you like this, put on more clothes."

nyalternatebaker

"Yeah... okay... that makes sense..."

She's going to start cleaning the house- Oh, she's putting on her clothes, she's lying down at the-

That's too many instructions at once, Nyalter has to stop for a moment before resetting and doing them all in order. First she lies down for a moment, staring blankly at the ceiling for a bit. Then she starts cleaning the house, and finishes dusting a room in her underwear before proceeding to put on a random assortment of clothes - a skirt, a dress shirt, and then some gloves. Then she goes back to dusting. Eri really isn't spectic enough with his instructions-

#hypnosis tw #alchemistdefective #((she'd probably find it nostalgic if she were conscious-))

alchemistdefective

"Umm..."

Yeah, SHE'S HYPNOTIZED... Eri looked at the coin, then back to her, then the coin AGAIN-

"O-Okay, let's... try something else. Why not tell me... one of your most embarrassing secrets? Someone not hypnotized wouldn't let THAT out."

nyalternatebaker

"A... secret...? Embarrassing...?"

Her brain is running automatically, so she pauses a lot. It also takes her a moment to respond at all, since she's not thinking very consciously.

"Well... Lately... I think my kinks have... gotten a bit wilder? I've been enjoying cum-drinking and stealth sex more... But keep it a secret... because I'm trying to clean up my image. It's really embarrassing to be such a fuck-cat-"

Well, it worked- Though she's talking really strangely, like it's really matter-of-fact, almost like it's normal for her to say that.

#alchemistdefective #hypnosis tw #((well Eri probably regretted asking that-))

@alchemistdefective replied to your post:

"... Nyalter? Hellooo...?" HE'S WAVING HIS HAND IN FRONT OF HER EYES "Umm... W-What should I do... Do a little dance for me?" HE'S NOT SURE IF SHE'S PLAYING HIM

"O...kay..."

Eri hasn't really specified what little dance means, so Nyalter's kind of just- moving. She's definitely swaying, gyrating her hips slightly (because of course in autopilot mode, her brain would go there...) and bouncing on the spot slightly.

It's fairly fast-paced, but the motions aren't that big. It's more like she's moving her body to a beat that only she can hear-

#hypnosis tw #alchemistdefective #((Eri has a crisis over who's pranking who))

Hypno-Swing + "Nyalter, you're asking for a really funny request... I told you it's more of a 'gag' thing and a play-pretend than anything, see?"

Yup, he's putting the pendulum in front of Gensokyo Nyalter and just... SWINGING IT

Send 'hypno-swing' to try and hypnotise my muse with a coin on a string:

"Well, I mean- It's Gensokyou, there's all kinds of funny things that go on around here~ Though, how it works differs from person to person..."

Nyalter's distinctly stupid enough to be affected, but other forms of hypnosis probably work on her better. She just needs to keep her eyes on it for a few seconds...

"Anyways, I was kind of just curious to see what you'd do if it worked~"

Not that different from her modern counterpart, in that respect.

"Although I imagine I would probably do anything... just... if... you..."

Oh look, it's worked, her eyes have zoned out slightly! In fact, she's pretty much motionless now, just staring at the pendulum with a slightly vacant expression on her face...

#alchemistdefective #hypnosis tw #((Eri is the safest person to have done this-))#((I imagine Chloe is more dangerous out of curiosity...))

silvers-smut-memes

Send in "Hypno-Swing" to put a pendulum in front of my muse in an attempt to hypnotize them.

Add "Reversed" to have my muse do the hypnotizing.

Feel free to add details like commands or rewrites to their brain, and don't forget to specify muses.

#meme #hypnosis tw

nyalternatesinner

Send 'Gokkun' for my muse to react to your muse swallowing audibly after giving my muse a blowjob

((Please DO NOT reblog))

#meme #((maybe this and a few other things after I have dinner))

"Ah, you're home!" Seiga! "You're usually a half hour earlier, but that's okay. I kept myself busy while waiting for you."

"By the way, have you seen my panties lately, or did one of our hundreds of kids hide'em again?"

"Hmmm? Am I...?"

She wasn't aware that Seiga paid that much attention to specifically where she gets home! She always assumed the hermit just showed up occasionally for the hell of it.

"Uh... I mean, I'm not really- I don't know if you have any spares around here... how about this?"

It's okay, Seiga can just wear Nyalter instead till the problem goes away. The cat gets on the bed, starts spooning Seiga, and casually plugs in at the same time. This counts right?

"Anyways- I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long, I assume you just found other ways to entertain yourself judging by how it feels in here-"

She's a bit distracted now, she can't exactly go looking for Seiga's underwear like this... It's not easy to pull a cat out once she's gone in, after all...

#degeneracy #Nyalter wants #thatharlotwiththehairpin #((this is the least horny response Nyalter has ever had with Seiga))