The all seeing ear

They of some variety, occasional ramblings and frequent shitposts

[bicrowav-e]

nobody has ever been ready for it to be the afternoon. ever

[justcakethanks]

Rocky never skips leg day

[moldavite]

tortured. sickly. bisexual.

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Enjoy this meme I frantically drew before my break at work ended

[probablybadrpgideas]

My favorite spell, by the way, is from the Book of Vile Darkness.

It's called Were-Doom.

What it does it turn 1d4 random people into werewolves. You don't get to choose the people. You don't know who the people are. This doesn't benefit you in any way, you might never even know if the spell worked or not. It's just straight-up "I cast ruin four stranger's day for absolutely no reason".

It's a spell that can only exist in a world with ontologically evil people who follow an inverted morality where they're committed to making as many bad things happen as possible, and I have to admire the sheer balls of it.

[digital-meat]

Would you cast Were-Doom?

Yes, ruin 4 people's day 🐺

No, I hate werewolves 😡

Voting ended onApr 21

[probablybadrpgideas]

Let's test how realistic this spell is!

[radiolexy]

carl sagan prepares to dissolve his opponent at the molecular level using magic spells from the book of dread.

[charl0ttan]

[wiltkingart]

from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist

[ischleepzzz]

"But what about <thing that literally kills people>?"

[firedragon1321]

This was on a non rebloggable post so I'm setting it free.

[houseofpurplestars]

people get more upset about artistic depictions of violence than they do real world violence because its easier and makes them feel better

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[exitwound]

I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

what should i get at ihop

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

alright.

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[great-and-small]

Texting the ecologist friend after she gave birth to ask “on a scale of kangaroo to spotted hyena how bad was it”

[alterac]

Hold on I need to look something up.

[talesfromtreatment]

You are going to regret that. My preemptive condolences.

[northirish]

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

[northirish]

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

[northirish]

Soon as the funding comes through all of my mutuals are getting new jobs

[the-haiku-bot]

Soon as the funding

comes through all of my mutuals

are getting new jobs

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[daciancatamite]

omg u think ancient greece is for morally good progressive leftist girls n gays n ancient rome is for ontologically bigoted n violent cishet white men? shld we tell everyone? shld we throw a party? shld we invite the song of achilles