Spectating captain

twenty-something guy wasting time at some dumb job I go by R.Mop most other places, which is why I tag actual posts I make with #mop post

[nyan-cactus]

TARGET’S SOLD OUT OF TECH DECKS CHRISTMAS IS FUCKING RUINED

[liberalsarecool]

Data centers have a very limited lifespan but their consequences will be felt for generations.

[prism-forgone]

you promised a krusielle relationship chart. where is the krusielle relationship chart

here is the krusielle relationship chart. fucking shiver before it. i even threw in some songs as freebies

tldr miss abandonment issues miss anxious attachment and mx guilt complex walk into the bar to create the wildest yuri known to man. i am determined to make it work for them

you can barely tell i think about these three a lot i think. i'm really subtle like that

feel free to ask me more ab them whatever the hell. ik it's hard to believe but i have more to say

[mysticalbluee]

mlem

[mevil]

[donnatartlet]

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[dankmemeuniversity]

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[aflo]

Settlers of catan

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[nat-20s]

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[bisexualwario]

[wizardarchetypes]

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

[teathattast]

[patterns-pets]

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[practicallyoblivious-blog]

[shinethewaythrough]

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him