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@nyapa-jesse
TEXT MESSAGE: ST. SMYTHE
Sebastian: Like I said, you'll get used to it. We're practically married, after all.
Sebastian: Just curious. You two finally seem on a better foot, I figured I'd ask.
Jesse: You have a point there.
Jesse: We are /definitely/ on a better foot.
TEXT MESSAGE: ST. SMYTHE
Sebastian: No, we sound like a couple of newlyweds who just had their first kid.
Sebastian: You'll get used to it. Speaking of couples.
Sebastian: How's Berry?
Jesse: Unfortunately completely accurate.
Jesse: She's... fine. Why?
TEXT MESSAGE: ST. SMYTHE
Sebastian: I'm just teasing. I'm sure she'll be fine, regardless. And I'll pay her medical bills if need be.
Jesse: Not the point.
[a minute later]
Jesse: Jesus christ we sound like an old married couple.
PRIVATE | ST. BERRY
While your friendship is immensely important to me too, I have to say that I am immensely relieved that our kiss meant more than that.
If you'd let me, I would like to do things a little more romantically and definitely more slowly than our last entanglement. You deserve epic romance, not just a one night stand. What do you say? I'd love to take you out on the town Friday after my show.
TEXT MESSAGE: ST. SMYTHE
Sebastian: It gives the apartment character. Just keep telling yourself that.
Jesse: Tell me that when Hero gets sick one day from licking the floor and we take her in to the vet and she has a blood/alcohol content above zero.
PRIVATE | ST. BERRY
Oh… Well, of course, if you want to clarify what it meant then I will absolutely understand.
I just... Rachel, I know we were both a little less than sober, but I didn't kiss you because I was drunk, and I didn't kiss you just because it was midnight. I know we're just getting to be good friends, and that is extremely important to me, but... I meant that kiss, and I absolutely don't regret it.
PRIVATE | ST. BERRY
belle--etoile said: I’m sure whoever was lucky enough to be given such an honour is incredibly grateful for you maintaining their anonymity.
I... Rachel you're welcome, but I think you and I should discuss what happened that night.
TEXT MESSAGE: ST. SMYTHE
Sebastian: I was wondering why Hero was licking at the floor. It'll go away eventually, don't worry.
Jesse: It's been 7 days and I can't get the spot by the sink to be normal again. I've resigned myself to living with a champagne puddle in our kitchen.
nyapa-jesse replied to your post:You know, You get to spend another 365 days living with your favorite roommate too. ;)
Is that how long I’m stuck with you for? Damn.
Yes. You signed a contract. Don't lie, you love living with me. We have a cat together.
TEXT MESSAGE: ST. SMYTHE
Jesse: I don't think our apartment floor is ever going to be rid of this sticky champagne residue. I've mopped 3 times already.
Did you get a New Year's kiss?
A gentleman never kisses and tells, dear anon. Yes.
I’ve just got a lot on my mind. Me and Hero have been bonding.
Like?
Yeah, while Rachel and I did all the decorating and cooking. Glad you two are getting along. What do you say, we just lock her in one of the bedrooms for the night so no one tramples her? Jenny can't take her because she's coming over tonight.
Jetlag doesn’t make me incompetent you know.
No, that's just your natural state. I was just trying to save you some face because you had a legitimate excuse this one time.
nyapaclarington replied to your photo:@jstjames: Apartment is decorated, champagne has...
Masquerade? Smythe didn’t mention that.
Typical. We themed the party Phantom of the Opera/Masquerade. Well, I themed the party, and Smythe agreed. If you don't have a mask, that's fine. We have some extras for people who didn't get the memo. Didn't think you'd be one of them, but let's just blame that on my dumbass roommate's jetlag.
@jstjames: Apartment is decorated, champagne has been purchased, food is almost finished. Time for a #masquerade. Many thanks to the lovely @belleetoile.
Hi J! ... just one question... do your neighboors think that you and Bas are married?
Hah. Not sure yet. We’ve really not been there long. I don’t even know what our neighbors look like. If they ever see the cat, I’m going to go with probably.
TEXT MESSAGE| ST. SMYTHE
Sebastian: I /don't/. You're both deluded.
Sebastian: Good. I'm home tomorrow with your Christmas present, by the way.
Jesse: False. The two people closest to you both call you dumbass on a regular basis. And the two of us don't really talk. I think we're right.
Jesse: Excellent. We're going to get the cat as soon as you get home, FYI. I think you'll like what I did with our Charlie Brown tree. Your present is beneath it currently, but the tree is a present in itself.
