Are you sick like me?

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[poisoncherrywine]

I will always hate the fact that Cullen gets a full blown wedding ceremony, but Sera only gets a 2 second post ceremony scene and barely visible kiss

[midnightvrose]

[harritudur]

me @ me

[toolusingmammalgirl]

*goes up to a polyamorous triad* so which one of you unspools the thread of fate, which one measures it, and which one cuts it?

[englishproblems]

[sanasbuckteeth]

chubby girls who think they’re better than thin girls because “guys like thick girls” are clowns. thin girls who think they’re better than chubby girls because “guys like skinny girls” are clowns. you’re all clowns, stop letting men turn you against other women (over something so superficial and unimportant!!!). stop letting men “validate” your existence and body type. they dont care about you, they have a fetish.

[cthylla-rlyeh]

[artemesia-absinthium]

Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf…

Meat Loaf: please, call me meat

[pterodactuality]

i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”

[ripe]

hanakitty on ig

[southdownswitch]

oh he playin a harp

[left-reminders]

[profeminist]

“National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion King gets lion pride dynamics all wrong. I happily complied. Lions are matrilineal!! 

When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world’s leading lion researchers, to talk  about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he’s been waiting for someone to ask him this question since the original film came out.

Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would have carved out a territory for her to rule.”

- Erin Biba‏ 

In real life, Simba’s mom would be running the pride

[profeminist]

UPDATE:

“Reasons men gave for lecturing me on lion pride social structure and telling me one of the world’s leading lion researchers is wrong (I am not kidding these are real): -Watched The Lion King DVD extras -Read a textbook 25 years ago -Has been to the zoo -Everyone just knows

If you ever wondered what it’s like to be a woman that communicates science, this is what it’s like. Any expertise you or your sources may have gained over decades of hard work are null and void because someone watched a DVD extra 25 years ago.”

-  Erin Biba 

[elodieunderglass]

Hey that last one is a Mood

[porterr-robinson]

[frikiskrew]

Audio on

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you

[replica004]

[hullabelugawhale]

my sister texted me telling me that my dad didn’t want to go see magic mike with her because of all the naked men dancing and as an argument he asked my openly gay sister if she would enjoy sitting through a 2 hour movie about naked women dancing 

its been three hours 

he has yet to realize 

[hullabelugawhale]

SHE JUST SENT ME THESE I M LAUHGING 

[bob-belcher]

[polyamzeal]

[aberrantemotion]

POLYAM POSITIVITY HELL YEAH

[harvestspriteirl]

Wait are we allowed to use cheating memes to make polyam positivity posts now because if so I’m down to go off

[aberrantemotion]

YOU ARE MORE THAN REQUIRED TO

[tomanto-the-friendly-nb]

OK I’M GONNA GO AHEAD YALL

I MADE SUM

[bellaauroraswan]

If you were a vampire, what would you spend eternity doing? I would spend eternity as a college student. Imagine taking classes just for learning? You wouldn’t have to stress about finals or actually getting good grades because when you’re a vampire, there’s always time for that later. I could just learn for the sake of learning without any of the normal stresses of college life