Carryontimelord

Honestly I’m just obsessed with a lot of shit and have a lot if time to waste. You’re welcome to join me! I’m 22

[humongousrunawaytiger]

Playing an unsub on Criminal Minds must be fucking wild cause first you say and do some crazy shit and at some point Shemar Moore flies through your door and crash lands on your back

[onehundredthousandflies]

Gideon, about Reid: I have created the perfect FBI profiler

Hotch: Fucked up a perfectly good child prodigy is what you did. Look at it. It's on drugs

[nabakovian]

genuinely can't stop making these

[beesbaries]

I think Derek Morgan and Penelope Garcia are the closest a straight ship has ever gotten to queerbaiting actually

[cilasbestos]

Romantic Morcia fan until I die. Yes platonic friendships are good yes platonic soulmates are a thing but I am SORRY I CANNOT. They were in love idc

[inglenoo]

Spencer Reid would be terrified of Matthew Gray Gubler.

[pinksikhewei]

Just watched the Mr Scratch episode and OH MY GOODNESS THAT WAS SCARY 😭😭😭 like I saw Reid get shot and I was like WHAT BRO IN THE HEAD HOWS HES GONNA SURIVE THAT AND THEN IT WASNT REAL LIKE HELLO??? WHATTTTT THAT WAS SPOOKY

[starchaser45]

Matthew directing Mr scratch : oh we have to kill the whole team can I die first 😁

[aspiring--cryptid]

Can always tell when MGG directed a Criminal Minds episode because it's creepy and/or disturbing as FUCK

[s4mmysp3nc34]

So uhhhh I’m watching Mr. Scratch for the first time and I…I’m just so baffled and astonished by the directing choices by MGG…the whole thing had me tweakin the entire time…MGG the man you are…

[hotchtits]

i know people think hotch wouldn’t have deleted evidence for spencer like emily did but i think we forget how often hotch literally just does whatever the hell he wants…

- doesn’t report spencer ‘s serious addiction problem

- gives spencer a gun despite him not passing his certification training

- openly backchats his Section Chief

- calls up the italian government to rescind a priest’s diplomatic immunity

- fakes emily’s death

- lets morgan escape from the interrogation room in 2x11

- has connections that go all the way up to the attorney general and frequently uses those connections

…and everyone else just kinda deals with it?

idk maybe he wouldn’t have deleted evidence but, and especially after elle, hotch has a track record for bending the rules when it comes to his team

[nyptagypta]

I just watched mr. Scratch HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ENDING.

[lazyclumzycat-blog]

I can almost hear her say that

[thecrimsonbook]

A normal day in BAU

[moreidiful]

every day i marvel at derek morgan as a character. He is so wonderful and compassionate and complex and i thank the writers and directors and my lucky shemar stars for what they did. people really dont talk enough about how fucking great morgan is. can we talk about it more? get to it everybody!!!!

[acherontiaa-styx]

derek morgan has a special place in my heart and i will always love him. need me a man like him 😔✌️

[blowjob-horseguy]

CM took a big athletic male model from the south side of Chicago and said "actually he calls his best friend sweetheart and everytime he goes home he mourns the death of a boy without a name bc he thinks someone should and he was molested as a child and now he empowers the kids in his community so it doesn't happen to them and he helps little old homeless ladies to be more comfortable and he claims to be a player but the only times we actually see him getting involved with women he falls head over heels. Oh and also he's a brilliant profiler."

CM looked at a big burly black guy with a hero complex and said "what if he cried in a church because god didn't stop the man who hurt him"

[ineedreid]