bastard

[2281-deactivated20240503]

tag yourself, am spart

[ellethora2023]

My friends and I love this video so I made some Fanart and did little redraws of all the cats and presumably what they say. Still love Spart

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[marzipanandminutiae]

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if you want to hook up with someone and they want to hook up with you and you’re both honest about your feelings I don’t think you should worry about how either of you identify

if the mismatch in labels distresses you more than the sex would please you, then don’t. that’s also fine.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you can always sit down and reevaluate later, if it’s significant to you

but it’s important to prioritize what is actually fulfilling and comfortable over what the imagined court of public opinion might say if it scrutinized your intimate life

[daggers-drawn-returns]

In the end we're all individuals and the words we've made are there for us to try to communicate the similarities and differences we have with others.

There is no gender or sexuality essence, only the limited concepts we have to describe unique personal truths.

[clungedestroyer]

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

me, not even doing sound on for this before reblogging it

[omegaverse]

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

[omegaverse]

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

[omegaverse]

corn on the cock. i hate it here

[omegaverse]

im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself

[captainfine-ass]

[transfrogrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[gumi-megpoidd]

Here's a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

Edit: I should specify it's only 5e. for other additions you'll want another source

[mechanized-plant]

@grassboo heyyyy

[tiktokstowatch]

[doomy]

[the2headedcalf-moved]

My Grandma the Poisoner

I've come to believe that my grandmother literally poisoned those around her.

People were always dying around Grandma—her children, her husbands, her boyfriend—so her lifelong state of grief was understandable. To see her sunken in her high and soft bed, enshrouded in the darkness of the attic, and surrounded by the skin-and-spit smell of old age, was to know that mothers don’t get what they deserve. Today, when I think back on it, I don’t wonder whether Grandma got what she deserved as a mother; I wonder whether she got what she deserved as a murderer.

[thestuffedalligator]

This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

[thestuffedalligator]

Y’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous, but” and immediately reblog

[penned-by-ben]

What about the crucifixes that have a little crucified Jesus on them? Do they all think they’re Jesus?

[chaospyromancy]

my own spin on connecticut’s third happiest couple

[chaospyromancy]

everyone in the tags are interpreting the color palette here as them being ace and i have to be honest it didnt cross my mind when i drew this but im claiming it

[tiktoks-we-like]

[vantwinblade]

[seasonallydefective]

I’m smacked upside the head with the knowledge that some of the people who grew up with Caramelldansen originally are absolutely teachers right now.

Holy Shit.

[flakmaniak]

So, Microsoft is terrible. Yes yes, the oldest claim in the world.

But specifically… I just hate how Windows 10 tries to conflate and confuse web searches with things on one’s own computer. The start menu should never do anything related to web-searching, especially if it purports to try to give examples of things that are on my hard drive!

This will make old, computer-illiterate people more malware-vulnerable. You have to maintain a strong distinction between “things that are on this computer (and maybe even included in Windows)” (safe, one hopes, or you already got pwned by it, probably), and “things on the web” (scary, dangerous, not to be trusted at all).

Eroding that barrier in the UI is awful. It just FEELS like a violation every time I start typing into the start bar, and it tries to show me ANYTHING web-related. My computer is NOT just an internet-portal! It has tons of stuff on it, and when I’m interacting with the OS, I ONLY want to see things that are already on here!

If I wanted to see something online, I would go to my browser! All the online stuff should be segregated into the browser!

Specific programs can access the internet; that’s fine. But my OS’s functions and interface should JUST be about the things that are already on my computer.

[hotvampireadjacent]

#someone in the notes mentioned shut up windows 10.

https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10 

i haven’t used this myself but i’ll be looking into it

[self-critical-automaton]

Literally spent multiple hours lobotomizing my Windows reinstall when I upgraded recently, the amount of awful shit they had in nowadays makes me long for the age of win98, when software was merely bad, rather than actively harmful.

[leylin3]

the exact setting in shutup10 for this issue is “Disable extension of Windows 10 search with Bing” it’s at the very bottom under misc.

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

I’m so glad that our lemon tree finally grew and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons. I mean, imagine, we can make lemonade, key lemon pie, lemon merengue pie. I think it’s the most valuable of property that we have. I think we should go to the bank and get a loan, actually I think we should just get lemon tree insurance and then get a loan and use the lemon tree as collateral because it is now insured. I truly do love our lemon tree. Just imagine a life full of lemon trees, and all our beautiful lemons, endless possibilities. They’re so beautiful, I wish I was a lemon. You wish you were a lemon? If you were a lemon I would put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons. That’s so beautiful, like I only hope that the whores aren’t stealing our lemons you know those naughty whores always steal lemons. we do have a couple lemon whores in this community, those damn lemon-stealing whores I hate them no one will take our prized lemons from us. Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree? It has been about 10 seconds till we looked at our lemon tree. Hey what the fuck

[theconcealedweapon]

We should raise the minimum wage to $15? Enjoy being replaced by a robot or an illegal immigrant.

You don't think the minimum wage should be a living wage? Enjoy paying taxes to make up the difference.

[megalynnan]

Prison slave labor and under table wages to undocumented immigrants keep wages artificially low. Remove slave labor and allow undocumented workers to become documented easily and wages would rise.

Minimum wage hasn't increased in a decade, but we have had roughly 3% inflation each year of that decade.

Tie minimum wage to inflation, like political campaign finance already is, and hey, we never have to have this stupid debate about how people deserve to live again.

[aria-petticoat-swashbuckler]

Don't forget disabilities

Workers With Disabilities Can Earn Just $3.34 An Hour. Agency Says Law Needs Change

A 1938 law created "exploitative and discriminatory" job programs and should be phased out, marking a new milestone in the debate over "shel

[causeknight]

Anon is really trying to argue that robots and immigrants will take your jobs during a time where the pandemic has left several businesses FLOUNDERING for employees!

That argument doesn’t work anymore dickhead! The curtain has been lifted!

[rosebramblewolf]

I have a friend who works in robotics, minimum wage employers could never afford the setup costs much less what it takes to bring guys like him out regularly for maintenance

[bemusedlybespectacled]

if it was more cost-effective to have robots instead of humans, you think they’d wait until the minimum wage was raised to implement it? isn’t the point of capitalism to keep your costs as low as possible for profits to stay high? why not just do it now if it’s so easy to do?

[250m]

Visit Original Link

[notanandalitebandit]

U know the moment we reblog this, three years from now a whole hoard of reblogs will crop up with ‘this aged poorly’ in the tags right

[barry-edit-this-out]

Why the hell would I want to move to Twitter, Connecticut Clark isn’t there

[solena2]