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[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

Girl: u like horror games? 

Me: ye

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

STOP SUPPORTING JOHN MULANEY

I’m tired of people supporting he is a TERRIBLE PERSON

Like he LITERALLY SAW Tyler get pushed of the seesaw and didn’t do anything.FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW IS HE BETTER THAN A NAZI???S

STOP SUPPORTING HIM

[cheekygeek05]

[danisontnonfire]

So he saw what happened and he did nothing????

[ryukisgod]

Customer service bosses be like:

[dynastylnoire]

Deadass

[rashemibabe]

Yall cant have water????

[raesoldblogg-deactivated2022032]

apparently it’s unprofessional to stay hydrated

[an-airbender-named-aang]

book 1 sokka: if she breathe, she a thot

book 3 sokka: my gf can kICK YOUR ASS

[outofmymindbebacklater]

So yes, Zuko’s character development was amazing but we CANNOT ignore the fact that Sokka went from a sexist dudebro to someone who liVEs on respect women juice

[yoranced]

suki whipped that man into shape and it was so fun to watch

[unclefather]

[vivienvalentino]

the same people who scream “I’m leaving, this is the final straw” every time staff fucks up are here five minutes later shitposting spongebob memes. let’s be real you were here through the porn bots apocalypse, you gonna be here through the titty prohibition. 

[roycunt]

[buzzfeed]

Yes. Yes we do.

[lucereshine]

my favorite real life version of this was my coworker from the netherlands expressing surprise that houses really are on square plots with lawns in the front and back because he thought it was just staging for television

[pervocracy]

Moving tip: the first thing you should bring into the new house is a roll of toilet paper.  The second thing is drinking glasses or water bottles.  The third thing is curtains or blinds.  Then everything else.

[shlevy]

Nope, router first. Otherwise agreed.

[pervocracy]

Router last.  Otherwise this happens:

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I’m on my 11th house in 23 years and here’s what should be in your “first” box:

Toilet roll,

Kettle,

Tea/coffee,

Mugs (enough for the number of people helping you to move),

A bottle opener (wine or beer at your discretion)

Disposable plates and cutlery (because the last thing you want to do once you’ve unpacked is wash up)

This was the system perfected by my parents who’ve lived in about 40 houses between them.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

ADDITION:

When you get to your new place send someone out for milk for the teas and coffees also maybe biscuits.

Order takeaway your first night. I’m told in America the traditional moving dinner is pizza. We’ve always had a Chinese.

[idontknowokayhelp]

Someone: wow. You have a really great vocabulary. Where did you learn all those words?

Me:

[incrediblysincere]

This one is really making me lose my mind and idk why

[etct-deactivated20240208]

Ive never played minecraft and i can only recognize this because of the piano music and everything else is SO scary to me

[fyeahegerton]

Taron Egerton being hit on by old, British legends (Requested by Anonymous)

[pikachuslut]

i cant believe moomin is popular with men

[sweet-little-nothings]

My last two brain cells

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ap-kinda-lit]

Same energy

[castielsteenwolf]

one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

[pinkmisspiggy]

How To Look Sweet But Totally Unfuckwithable In Front of My Straight Cousins this Thanksgiving

[pinkmisspiggy]

[old-songs]

i read that as ‘un-fuckable’ and got a wild fright

[claclalala]

This is for all you ladies out there.

[kunaigirl]

the struggle is real

[ghoul-prince-uta-blog]

I have a trans man story about this.

Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.

Then after a little bit of silence I hear…

“Who has a bag of chips?”

And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”

Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

[devil-on-my-tshirt-deactivated2]

REBLOGGING FOR THE ABOVE

[oysters-aint-for-me]

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and “Royals” by Lorde

i have spent the last three nights working on this video tribute to Extreme Stupidity please enjoy

[mirawonderfulstar-deactivated20]

everything i know about this show comes from tumblr and the six episodes of season 10 (i think) that i watched on a transatlantic flight in 2016 but this exudes such a powerful chaotic energy that i feel morally obligated to reblog it 

[meme-theft]

Wut

[a-conversationn]

Why would you lie

[thathighguy]

I trusted you

[jungtaes]

where is the oscar for this video?