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@nyxe
The buxom, fighting, free-living, and generally scandalous ladies of Illustrated Police News (1896-1898)
(Courtesy of @yesterdaysprint)
Victorian women beating on men encapsulates my entire soul very nicely.
you fire out those mashers, ladies
âI could go through a bunch of stories, wagging my tail, eager to please, all in a sometimes desperate attempt to get you to like me. Actually, I donât want you to like me so much as be the greatest person you ever met. I want to explode in the night sky of your approval.â â Carrie Fisher
sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it
Iâm rlly frustrated bc Iâm watching return of the Jedi and I just saw the scene where theyâre talking about the sarlacc and I canât stop thinking abt this one Tumblr post thatâs something about how it wouldnât be for that long bc heâd starve to death and Luke is like âtell him that r2. Tell him that heâs a dumbass r2. Tell himâ and Iâve been googling for a billion years but I canât find it and I rlly wanna find this post so if any of u have it plsssssss add the link and Iâd die for u
How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor
I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair
Biggest fucking mood.
Theyâre also meant for hiltops, not small rooms. Cant get the right reverb with all that echo.
theyâre also meant to make you fight the english. donât forget that part.
My fav bagpipe player was a dude who would go out to the middle of a soccer field near my college apartment on Sunday. No one was using the field and heâd just be out there playing his heart out and the sound were just spread out over the plains. Iâd be working on art for class so Iâd open the window and listen. I still have fond memories of the day a kid biked up to the edge of the field, ran over to the bagpiper and the music stopped for a moment and as they talked. I couldnât hear it but I had assumed the worst, that someone had decided to tell him to stop playing. Instead after the pause the musician seemed to nod, readjusted his bagpipes and started belting out the Star Wars theme.Â
In unrelated news, Boromir is the only member of the fellowship of the ring that would have Valid Driverâs License in a Modern AU.
Sam has a Driverâs License but they drive on the other side of the road in Hobbiton so his isnât valid in the rest of Middle Earth.
Frodo and Merry are Gays That Can Do Math, and therefore canât Drive.
Pippin HAD a license but got it revoked due to Aggravated Shenanigans.
Gandalf CAN drive but is an insane paranoid hippie that hates both petrolum-based transportation and government paperwork. He does have a pilotâs license though. Donât ask him to justify it unless you want a four-hour lecture on civil rights that sounds like itâs quoting law from another dimension.
Aragon can drive, quite well, but it never occured to him that he might need a license to do so on public roads. He doesnât know about taxes either.
Gimli travels frequently but as a diplomet and royal, never was the one in the driverâs seat.
Legolas canât be trusted to operate a blender, much less a motor vehicle. He will attempt to do so anyway.
Everybody || Backstreet Boys
you ever catch a glimpse of a cloud passing in front of a full moon and youâre suddenly a highwayman in an 18th century ghost story who just left a tavern on a chilly october night to ride horseback through the woods till you reach the next town over
Weâll see who smites who đâ¨âĄ
Me, drunk at 3 am, yelling at Odin
The adventures of Goth Duck
The Legend of Zelda as a Studio Ghibli film by Matt Vince
like at the end of return of the jedi everyone else is dancing and getting shitfaced on ewok booze and shooting off fireworks because they just trashed the empire for good and luke is like, i just watched my father die in my arms and then personally threw his body on a funeral pyre⌠time to party pass the vodka
luke: *wanders off by himself, dissociates, sees the ghosts of his father and his teachers staring at him from the woods*
some ewok: *does a keg stand*
the concept and idea of âyou can always start trying to be a better personâ is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible
because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better personÂ
from a compassionate point of view itâs deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view itâs outright frustrating
itâs fucked up.Â
What is the most important step a man can take?
The next.
sometimes u gotta just say weird shit and not worry about what u mean
one of the most fascinating youtube subcultures imo is the MRE taste testing communityâŚlike those folks who get their hands on military ready to eat meals and do unboxings and taste tests of them? because usually theyre perfectly normal and just interested in testing what militaries around the world eat right now. but some of these folks go the extra mile. they go so hard they threaten to destroy themselves with their own hubris. some of these people are flying towards the sun at alarming rates and are going to not only melt their wings but also their 100 year old preserved foods, causing them to plummet to their deaths, their corpses reduced to stewing in the seawater mixed with the remains of the WWII soviet pea soup they brought with them. im watching a dude eat meat from a 1902 british military ration right now. my dude is deadass out here calmly trying to become the last casualty of the fucking second boer war. as an archivist and general antiques lover ive put my hands on some horrifyingly old and dirty things but the idea of ingesting legitimate american civil war hardtack makes me want to get my stomach surgically removed and i am just so FASCINATED by these people who see these military antiques and think ânice, thereâs lunch right thereâ
âthe smell is just awfulâ SIR you are BOILING cow meat that predates the FIRST WORLD WAR you are boiling beef from a cow that existed at the same time as ELIZABETH CADY STANTON sir this can of beef was canned during the fucking DREYFUS AFFAIR what pray tell WHAT did you EXPECT from this TURN OF THE CENTURY CAN OF MEAT
