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Indie Nyx Ulric Not spoiler free Written by Ada

[nyxperience-blog]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, heyyyyyy. Where does a general keep his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!!!

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful. 

[meanestmachine]

( @nyxperience. )

[nyxperience-blog]

duck duck GREY DUCK

At least someone has it right

[nyxperience-blog]

It’s “duck, duck, grey duck”, you pleb.

[nyxperience-blog]

thcrian:

“’S that so…? Maybe I’d join your crew, then. Bet y’ guys could use the help of all this force, huh…?!” She shrugs humorously again after a positive wave of the head; Although there was no intention of joining any organization of whatever kind ( as the mocking tone of her affirmatives could attest ), she would still make fun of her own brutality, possibly as a veiled, discreet way of intimidating her listener. Maybe ( regular ) humans would find her frightening enough in that form… But there was no time to submerge in these rather awful thoughts; Another energic tap of the hand over the counter as she yelled to rush her drink before glancing back at the male, brows arching in a fun emphasis; “I get along with pretty much anyone if I need, handsome… Like, I’ve worked with worse; A buncha animals with no brains and too much pride and inferiority complex, sounds fun to ya?” Literal and figuratively in this case.

“I’d advise against it, unless you’re good with hurtling yourself long distances from atop tall buildings.” He wouldn’t add on that a good portion of the newer recruits never got used to it. He’s lost count of the number of times he’s seen a poor kid lose his lunch after his first warp. At her second comment, Nyx got the feeling she was speaking from a deeper form of experience, but he decided not to pry too closely into it. “Sounds like the Glaive barracks.” He stated instead, settling in beside her and Lib here sometime. “So... things like that happen a lot for you?” The glaive asked, nodding over his shoulder in the direction of the poor soul from earlier.

[bestiard]

nyxperience:

“Surprised you didn’t rearrange his face a bit more. Might be prettier to look at then.” Nyx shrugged, glancing back at the man in question before turning his attention to the woman before him. “All in all though, sounds like he has it comin’.”

“That for sure, mate…!” With a nod, the blonde vainly tries to contain a snort, which suddenly turned into small giggles as the self-satisfaction starts arising; “But full face makeover by awesomely skilled hands like these isn’t for free, y’ know?” She shrugs, hands slightly raised for emphasis, but soon they are placed over the counter, smacking the surface so as to draw the attention of the nearest bartender. Still, there was something the woman would want to point; before glancing away and then back at the newcomer, eyes narrow in some sort of fun suspicion; “You don’t look surprised tho… I mean, like everyone else.” She thus casually waves the thumb at the people right behind her, still glaring as if there was something exceptionally wrong with her ( which was true, but surely not worth mentioning now ). “Havin’ a drink or nah…?”

[nyxperience-blog]

"Should make him buy you a drink as payment for the make over." Nyx tossed out. He let her take the moment she needed to figure him out before shrugging. "I'll never say no to a drink. As for being surprised? Nah. I work with some frightening women. Strong personalities and take no shit attitudes? Yeah. Just mix it with a bunch of men and it's an interesting mix. You'd probably get along well with Crowe now that I think about it." He made a mental note to never let the two women meet.

[meanestmachine]

nyxperience:

Even upside down and smirking above him, Nyx could see the amusement in the other’s gaze. For some odd reason - one he refused to examine too closely, but pinned down to having grown fond of the other - he wasn’t annoyed by it. Slowly sitting up, Nyx rolled his injured shoulder around the socket and winced. Yeah. Definitely going to lock up later. Hearing the offer of a ride, the glaive resigned himself to repeating the entire incident out loud. “How could I say no to such a pretty face?” He shot back, at least managing his usual sense of humor.

There is no longer any hint of that self-satisfaction written on his face nor his words; He is actually letting out a genuine, boyish laugh after the rhetoric question posed! “That’s what I like to hear.” A final nod whilst his hand reaches for the back of the other, patting it with all the carefulness the cambion judged necessary ( which probably wasn’t much ) heaven knows why. “But these soft words of yours won’t make me carry you all the way.” Of course, there would always be room for this awful pestering as Giovanni gets up, never breaking eye contact with Nyx. “Now, on your feet, hero…! You are the one who still got a bit of dignity to spare here.” How could he possibly forget this part?

[nyxperience-blog]

"Yeah. Yeah. I'm gettin' there." The glance grunted, slowly pulling himself to his feet. The other's aid had been a large help, even if his pride was now bruised. Ok, so his pride was likely non salvageable in the face of the other. He'd deal with it when he got the chance. "And, as promised, I'll tell you the whole sordid story once we get the hell out of here." The last thing he refer was to relive his embarrassment out in the open. And, if he was lucky, he'd have at least one drink in him before hand.

[spr0utcity]

reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

says “cool beans”

does finger guns

says “coolio”

“my guy”

“my dude”

ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop

“ayyeee” 

makes a lot of weird faces

[tarotforthesoul]

I say cool beans and coolio

[nyxperience-blog]

@freknur

[liache]

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

[gutsygills]

why it so dangerous to be clean

[catholic-aviator-deactivated201]

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.

[thegoodfoothousehold]

Also don’t use bleach to clean up urine it’ll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way

[letterofone]

bleach is scary

[rosalarian]

Last night I was about to mix hydrogen peroxide with vinegar when I remembered seeing this post earlier in the day. Thank you.

[basinke]

Baking soda plus vinegar is the only mix you want to go with.

[brosura]

the chocoboys as spook hunters

prompto - the equipment guy

the most excited to be there until shit actually happens

“OH MAN I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE BIGFOOT” -snapping branch- “H-HAVE FUN yoU GUYS I’M GONNA BE IN The CAR”

ghosts tho??? no thanks

he got into spook hunting because he liked all the cool equip but he also can’t go thru the footage he’s recorded alone, someone has to be w him

noctis - the medium

can see ghosts but is like. chill about it. 

still can’t really tell the difference between alive people and dead people

“idk it’s kind of crowded with six people in here don’t you think?” “noct… there’s only 3 of us” “oh… right” “NOCT?!?!?!!”

to an angry spirit: hey dude calm down what’s your damage

gladio - the security blanket

not sure if he believes in the spooks but he digs the excitement

mostly in it because he likes camping but also goes along bc he knows the others feel safer w him around

like prompto, ghosts tho?? no thanks. he can’t fight those.

actually gets kind of nervous when noctis or ignis provoke ghosts

ignis - P R O VO K ER

noctis: they said not to step in this circle or it’ll make the spirits mad // ignis, already stepping into the circle: whoops

despite having noctis as a friend, he low key doesn’t believe any of this and mostly goes along because he’s an adrenaline junkie

has all his bases covered tho, carries a bunch of charms and holy items

entering an abandoned house like: damn ghosts, you live like this???

[mycovenisasoongandroid]

#this is glorious #iggy pls #noct being the chillest ghost whisperer though #i wonder if maybe prompto has an affinity towards accidentally picking up ghosts #noct: *waves hand behind prompto’s back* there you go #prom: ?? w-what are you-omg was there another spirit on me?? #iggy accidentally-on-purpose pushing prompto in first to lure out the ghosties #does noct have a ghost buddy friend that follows along

@mistletien

[brosura]

@puddingcatbae i like Spirit Magnet prompto bc i like the idea that in this au noctis met him bc when they were kids he thought prompto looked really lonely for someone who had a lot of “friends” so he asks to hang out w them and prompto (who has been alone this whole time to his knowledge) is like delighted!! 

then eventually noct’s like “oh by the way, what are your friends’ names?” and prompto is like?? EXCUSEmE i ‘VE BEEN ALOnE THiS WHOLE TIME?? and noct’s just like oh right i forgot abt the dead ppl thing and prompto’s jus??? EXCUSE ME?!?!?!

also

ignis, pushing prompto ahead of them: hello demons, i have a fresh, wholesome boy for you. a free-range, locally sourced boy for your consumption prompto: IGNIS STOP noctis: no actually it’s working prompto: UR NOT HELPING NOCTIS

(also noctis gets followed by the spirit of a fox who’s body he returned to its family after it got hit by a car and that’s carbuncle!)

[stephicness]

This is Regis.

He knows just what to say to wish his son good luck.

(Previously on ‘This Is…’)

[stoneyboboney]

HOUSTON INFO

If you are in immediate need of evacuation due to flooding, DO NOT GO INTO YOUR ATTIC. YOU WILL DROWN. Get on your roof and tweet to the @USCoastGuard or call 281-464-4851. 911 is overloaded and cannot take any new calls.

DO. NOT. GO. INTO. YOUR. ATTIC. 

If you’re outside of Houston, have a watercraft and want to help, call the coast guard at 281-464-4851. They’ll coordinate rescue efforts with you.

If you’re outside of Houston and want to help, PLEASE consider the 700K animals who died in Katrina and donate to the Humane Society or the SPCA.

Please consider the disabled, the elderly and special needs folks who are most likely unable to get somewhere due to financial or health reasons. PORTLIGHT.ORG is the BEST resource for rescue and assistance in the country.

I’ve been checking in with my Houston friends (and my Buddhist monks) and it’s terrifying. And the rain won’t stop until LABOR DAY.

Please. If you can, help. We’re on our f*cking own as a people. We need to help one another.

[stoneyboboney]

DO NOT WASTE TIME WITH THE RED CROSS. Focus on charities that DIRECTLY HELP HOUSTON/SURROUNDING AREAS.

DirectRelief.org is the #1, most reputable charity. Again, PORTLIGHT.ORG is so f*cking crucial, I can’t even stress that enough.

George Brown convention center

is serving as a storm shelter.

Consider donating blood to Carter Blood Care

National Guard for evacuation/help: 713-578-3000

What Houston SPECIFICALLY is asking for (how to help)

[jewish-mccoy]

reblogging this one because it doesn’t have the fucking Red Cross who don’t do shit

[bestiard]

nyxperience:

It was only his reflexes that managed to save Nyx from being flattened by a flying object. Of which, upon stepping over to nudge the whimpering mass with a booted toe, he found to be a man. A very unfortunate man. Upon being addressed, the Glaive turned his gaze towards the woman. “Nice shot.” He responded, stepping over the man and a bit closer to the door. “Quite the arm on ya.”

“Just one of my countless attributes, handsome…” Eyes narrow at the other, sapphire irises travelling up and down so as if to search for any sudden reaction and though the apparent confidence concealed a subtle, almost unperceivable threat in her words, there was no need for hostility… Yet. “Don’t even bother askin’ if I got a rough day,” The blond finally shrugged under the scrutiny of the people around them, which of course, she couldn’t care less about, taking the seat at the counter nearby; “Everything was perfectly fine until that asswhole thought “no” meant “yes” and “get lost” meant “take me, I’m yours”…! He had it comin’.”  

[nyxperience-blog]

"Surprised you didn't rearrange his face a bit more. Might be prettier to look at then." Nyx shrugged, glancing back at the man in question before turning his attention to the woman before him. "All in all though, sounds like he has it comin'."

[meanestmachine]

nyxperience:

“Whoa! Wait! Hold on-” Nyx landed with a grunt, wincing as his shoulder took the brunt of the landing. Rolling onto his back, the Glaive took a moment to assess the damage. His shoulder was going to hurt in the morning - make that an hour and he wouldn’t have much mobility in it. The leg he was suspended by was already beginning to ache from the strain of his weight. He was also sure his hip wouldn’t be thanking him any time soon. “… Thanks, buddy. Really appreciate it.”

“If it’s any comfort; it could’ve been worse.” The cambion responds after some moments of silence while ( not so ) quietly watching the other with an undeniable enjoyment written on his face, head tilting sideways only to get the best possible angle of this whole scene and that smile… That cretin smile of his beaming on the sculpted face whilst he crouches right next to the Glaive. “I’m still trying to figure out how, but it could, you know…?” Words are finished with a discreet wink and a playful shrug, one of the hands now pointing the index finger, spinning at the entire sight of the other. “You’re still going to explain to me how you managed to get into this… Situation; But wanna a ride back home or I can leave you here…?” Not that he would… Even if asked to.

[nyxperience-blog]

Even upside down and smirking above him, Nyx could see the amusement in the other's gaze. For some odd reason - one he refused to examine too closely, but pinned down to having grown fond of the other - he wasn't annoyed by it. Slowly sitting up, Nyx rolled his injured shoulder around the socket and winced. Yeah. Definitely going to lock up later. Hearing the offer of a ride, the glaive resigned himself to repeating the entire incident out loud. "How could I say no to such a pretty face?" He shot back, at least managing his usual sense of humor.

[drunkfinalfantasy]

Omg more Noctis vs. Zack please! I'm dying!

If you think I’m being hyperbolic about their character differences, just try and imagine you have to tell both of them to report for a healthy breakfast at 6:00 a.m. followed by a four hour training session. One of them would show up for training and eat his vegetables like a good boy, and the other would draw a dick on your face while you were sleeping. I’m just saying. 

[impatient-traveler]

Okay, so I actually noticed this on my first viewing. Aka months ago. Everyone I’ve watched KG with since can confirm that I always pause it and make damn sure I showed it to every person. Didn’t catch it, rewind~

I love this moment not only because it’s such a tiny, easy to miss detail, but mostly because of all the potential here. All the things that could’ve gone differently if one of these nerds freaking looked where they were going. 

Actually, tell me guys! How do you picture this exchange going? And what would it change in the long run? Come on, give me all your headcanons!! Wanna write a fic? Write me a fic, I beg you xD 

So yeah, enjoy screenies from that one time Nyx was one step away from Libertus and neither of them noticed~  (fyi, this is Nyx running into the Citadel after figuring out that the thingy is a GPS tracker)

[poisonous-panda-deactivated2018]

OH MY GOD I NEVER EVEN NOTICED!!!!!

@impatient-traveler you just blew my mind

[stylishchocobutt]

I also didn’t notice this! Libertus noooooooo.

[mistressoli]

FUCK

[eternallydaydreaming2015-deacti]

Not surprised but never noticed before

[bestiard]

( @nyxperience. )

If the rather rustic front did not attract anyone to that bar, surely the relative peacefulness would. A simple place where some would go to unwind, while others would use as a meeting place… Most of the times. For this time, there is an unusual commotion forming on the inside right before until a really strong boom could be heard; The front door would probably be destroyed by a flying man who seemed to fave been forced to crash his way out.

“Dare to touch me again, bitch, and I’ll mothefuckin’ tear you apart…!” And now, right at the front door, there is a woman standing; small shorts pressing the strong and thick legs, wild and blonde mane adorning the disdainful expression wedged on her face as she glances at a fortuitous passerby, probably a client who was about to come in hadn’t this happened? “Hey yo…! Wanna get in or you gon’ keep company to this jerk?”

[nyxperience-blog]

It was only his reflexes that managed to save Nyx from being flattened by a flying object. Of which, upon stepping over to nudge the whimpering mass with a booted toe, he found to be a man. A very unfortunate man.Upon being addressed, the Glaive turned his gaze towards the woman. “Nice shot.” He responded, stepping over the man and a bit closer to the door. “Quite the arm on ya.”