Basingstoke

[goth-queen]

[kendallroy-deactivated20210425]

i literally can’t stop laughing at this

[the-dandelion-queen]

Art wants to put Murderbot in a terrarium (itself) and study it under a microscope (also itself)

[suitov]

Put SecUnit in Research Transport. research Transport perfec t size for put SecUnit in to watch m\edia! inside very Friendly and Help SecUnit watch media privacy put SecUnit in Research Transport. no problems ever in researrch transport because good Facilities and Support for SecUnit disguise flimsy of little SecUnit form. Aresearch Transport yes a place for a SecUnit put SecUnit in research transport can trust transport for giveing good maintenance to SecUnit. friend transport

[myshanela]

leaked footage from ‘my dinner with hayden’

[themoonandmyman]

#myshane couldn’t give less of a fuck about queer culture he just likes dick in his ass and he loves a Man. If you asked him about Stonewall he’d think it was the name of a tech startup.

#myilya is a fag and he loves it. him and harris watch queer movies once a month with Harris’ mom and they drink margaritas with little umbrellas in them.

[oatmealdiva]

shane:

[basinke]

Ilya cannot WAIT to plaster bi colors on everything he owns. He will discover an up and coming designer and severely test the edges of the MLH dress code. Does a skirt suit count? Heels? They were invented for men, you know. And when he’s not at work, WHEW. So much neon animal print. So many exposed nipples. He wears a backless tuxedo and takes over tumblr for a week with slow motion gifs of his muscles and winks.

Shane cannot wait to be a boring married man like his dad. He longs for the lawnmower. He will, if pushed, wear a rainbow flag lapel pin, but only after his mom insists on it. He will happily carry Ilya’s phone and coat and keep a pair of slides on hand for when Ilya’s feet get tired of heels, though, because that’s what boring married men do. It’s his actual honour.

Shane puts together the PowerPoint presentation of all the elements of Ilya’s outfit that have been okayed on other players, just not, you know, all at the same time. He will defend his man’s fashion sense to the DEATH! Even if he never understands it.

[drchucktingle]

WOW I AM BLOWN AWAY BY HOW AMAZING AND TALENTED I AM

[drchucktingle]

it really is shocking how much self deprecation is seen as a cultural requirement for 'serious art.' 'real' artists are not allowed to exalt their work and must present it publicly as a sort of 'i dont think this is very good but maybe you will get around to it.' HECK THAT. love yourself

[1410-1221-dec2008]

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[theoutcastrogue]

"If you think curiosity without rigor is bad, you should see rigor without curiosity."

xkcd: Good Science

[alliezweihander]

"if you forgot then it obviously wasn't important to you" is an ableist thing to say and i'm tired of pretending it's not

[alliezweihander]

I've forgotten *my own birthday* before. There are several years of my life just straight up missing. In the past I've forgotten silly little frivolous things like NAMES OF LOVED ONES or WHERE MY HOUSE IS. But obviously none of that was important. Fucking awful, ableist thing to say.

[basinke]

I don’t know how old I am. I have to do the math every time it comes up.

I don’t have many memories, honestly. If I wanted to write an autobiography I would have to hire a researcher and a private investigator to find out what I’ve been doing all this time.

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[fuckyeahfightlock]

Good. You're all fired.

[basinke]

Mine was a university domain I had to access at the library through shared terminals.

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[genderkoolaid]

so are we just supposed to ignore kendrick lamar having lyrics about killing trans women? “toupee drop and a dude just popped out t of that tank top and bra / and when i say du du du du, bitch that be k-dot” ? he’s talking about shooting and killing a woman when he finds out she’s trans aka trans panic. he’s a vile transphobe, why are you platformong him?

think you've got the wrong lyrics there

Toupée drop and her two tits pop Out of that tank top and bra And when I say "Doo-doo-doo-doo," bitch, that be K. Dot

and notably in context he is. not talking about murdering the woman he's rapping about here? from the genius annotations

A Toupée is an artificial hair piece, for all practical purposes, a wig. Toupée, like touche and en garde, is a french word. Toupee is being used here in the sense of a convertible…like drop the top…when Kendrick is driving and drops the top on his convertible, his girl can’t help but get a little loose and let the girls out. This ["doo-doo-doo-doo"] is Kendrick’s signature ad-lib likely developed from his song “Cartoon & Cereal.” This ad-lib is meant to resemble gunshots. This is something Kendrick came used to due to his upbringing in Compton, a city known notoriously for its high crime rate. K-Dot was Kendrick’s original rap name, and has now become an alter-ego. While Kendrick himself is laid back and calm, K-Dot is the more aggressive Compton side.

but thanks for sending me three separate asks about how kendrick lamar loves killing trans women. nothing about this feels racist at all

[this-is-trans-joy]

Kendrick noteably has a song about his uncle (a trans man) and his cousin (a trans woman) that is probably up there as one of his most heartfelt songs of all time, but I remember on an old blog where I once posted one thing about Kendrick and someone immediately jumped into my inbox berating me for talking about an antisemitic artist (and similarly to the above anon, they had completely confused their information).

I know Kendrick isn’t perfect, but I used to talk about a lot of artists on my old blog and coincidentally it was only the Black artists that had multiple people explaining to me exactly why I shouldn’t listen to them, with baseless and incorrect information that they hadn’t bothered to look up properly. I don’t just think this anon is being racist, I know they are because the second you mention a rap artist, it seems like every white person on tumblr has to crawl out of the woodwork and try to hide their overall disdain for Black artists with random excuses as to why those artists are the most dangerous and violent people alive.

You’re not slick. You could’ve spent five seconds searching up “Kendrick Lamar and trans women” into Google and you’d immediately be linked to Auntie Diaries, but you decided to choose a misheard lyric in a song that didn’t mention trans women once and berate someone for sharing a single Black artist. I’ve seen these games before, anon!!

And not just any Black artist, either, but one who is like… actively trans supportive! I’ve said it before, but Kendrick Lamar has done more for me as trans man than pretty much every white popstar that tumblr loves to put on a pedestal for simply saying “protect the dolls” once in an interview. Kendrick’s not the perfect ally, but he sure as hell is a genuine one.

Anyway, go listen to Mr Morales & The Big Steppers.