Amazon Huntress

Welcome to PurGaytory... Obsessive of fictional charaters, 25, L as in LGBT+/Genderfluid/demisexual, she/her/they/partial to he, awkward af

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Gabrielle: Xena, do you ever think about the future? Am I in it?

Xena: Gabrielle, you are it.

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Xeba talking to Eve: From the minute I met your Mum, there was no choice. She was smart. She was strong.

Xena: She resented her parents just enough to go for a woman like me. Also, she's ...she's crazy hot.

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Gabrielle: I will now torture you.

Xena: Do your worst.

Gabrielle: I think you are kind and beautiful.

Xena: Wait...

Gabrielle: You deserve to be cared for.

Xena: No.

Gabrielle: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.

Xena: I need a safeword!

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Xena: Begone! I must admire Gabrielle fullsome beauty away from prying eyes.

Joxer:

Ares:

Eli:

Aphrodite:

Autolycus:

Gabrielle: Sorry.

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Gabrielle: Do you know anything about this?

Aphrodite: [gasps] The amulet of Hades! The legend says it can awaken a great evil with the power to destroy the world.

Xena: Makes you wonder why ancient people were always making stuff like that. I mean, what's the upside?

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Gabrielle: …and that’s the plan. Thoughts?

Joxer: I think that’s a great plan.

Gabrielle: I’m changing the plan.

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Xena: There’s a master key and a spare key. Gabrielle has them both.

Xena: When I asked, “What if you die, Gabrielle? How will we get in?” She said, “If I’m dead, you all have been dead for weeks”.

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Xena, after Gabrielle falls asleep on her shoulder: Hmm, not a bad day.

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Eve: I have two mums.

Octavius: You have two mums?

Eve: Yea, but don’t tell my first mum that I know. It’s funny watching her think she’s being subtle about it.

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Xena: Man, that was a really great nap. What did I miss?

Joxer: Twenty years.

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Xena: My girl is mad at me.

Xena: I hope I die.

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Gabrielle: I always knew you were a blood-sucking, joyless...

Xena: *hugs Gabrielle*

Gabrielle: ...Hugger. Hugging. We are hugging.

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Joxer: Xena is so much bigger than you.

Gabrielle: I could take her.

Joxer: In a fight, right?

Gabrielle: Why would I fight Xena?

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Gabrielle: People underestimate the power of nostalgia. It is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses.

Xena, going in for a nerve pinch: Second only to the neck.

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Herodotus: I don't think you should be dating my daughter.

Xena: You don’t have all the facts.

Herodotus: Which are?

Xena: I love her.

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Gabrielle: How can someone say Xena is evil? She's the most precious, soft little soul.

Xena, wiping blood off her face: HOO-HOO, YES! I'M ADORABLE!!

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Xena: Whenever Gabrielle gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on the jars so she has to ask me for help.

[sounds of glass shattering in the background]

Xena: It hasn't worked yet but it will.