Gabrielle: Xena, do you ever think about the future? Am I in it?
Xena: Gabrielle, you are it.
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Gabrielle: Xena, do you ever think about the future? Am I in it?
Xena: Gabrielle, you are it.
Xeba talking to Eve: From the minute I met your Mum, there was no choice. She was smart. She was strong.
Xena: She resented her parents just enough to go for a woman like me. Also, she's ...she's crazy hot.
Gabrielle: I will now torture you.
Xena: Do your worst.
Gabrielle: I think you are kind and beautiful.
Xena: Wait...
Gabrielle: You deserve to be cared for.
Xena: No.
Gabrielle: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.
Xena: I need a safeword!
Xena: Begone! I must admire Gabrielle fullsome beauty away from prying eyes.
Joxer:
Ares:
Eli:
Aphrodite:
Autolycus:
Gabrielle: Sorry.
Gabrielle: Do you know anything about this?
Aphrodite: [gasps] The amulet of Hades! The legend says it can awaken a great evil with the power to destroy the world.
Xena: Makes you wonder why ancient people were always making stuff like that. I mean, what's the upside?
Gabrielle: …and that’s the plan. Thoughts?
Joxer: I think that’s a great plan.
Gabrielle: I’m changing the plan.
Xena: There’s a master key and a spare key. Gabrielle has them both.
Xena: When I asked, “What if you die, Gabrielle? How will we get in?” She said, “If I’m dead, you all have been dead for weeks”.
Xena, after Gabrielle falls asleep on her shoulder: Hmm, not a bad day.
Eve: I have two mums.
Octavius: You have two mums?
Eve: Yea, but don’t tell my first mum that I know. It’s funny watching her think she’s being subtle about it.
Xena: Man, that was a really great nap. What did I miss?
Joxer: Twenty years.
Xena: My girl is mad at me.
Xena: I hope I die.
Gabrielle: I always knew you were a blood-sucking, joyless...
Xena: *hugs Gabrielle*
Gabrielle: ...Hugger. Hugging. We are hugging.
Joxer: Xena is so much bigger than you.
Gabrielle: I could take her.
Joxer: In a fight, right?
Gabrielle: Why would I fight Xena?
Gabrielle: People underestimate the power of nostalgia. It is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses.
Xena, going in for a nerve pinch: Second only to the neck.
Herodotus: I don't think you should be dating my daughter.
Xena: You don’t have all the facts.
Herodotus: Which are?
Xena: I love her.
Gabrielle: How can someone say Xena is evil? She's the most precious, soft little soul.
Xena, wiping blood off her face: HOO-HOO, YES! I'M ADORABLE!!
Xena: Whenever Gabrielle gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on the jars so she has to ask me for help.
[sounds of glass shattering in the background]
Xena: It hasn't worked yet but it will.