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[she-who-drank-vodka-with-cats]

My mom got a Barbie house for my niece but no doll, so I gave her my action figures and now Captain America and Iron Man are living the domestic life

She makes them shower together

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

[crow--teeth]

The actual reason for this was that the armadillo seen following them was intended to be AN ACTUAL GOD in the original script, but it was scratched during production.  You can see during the eruption that the volcano stops erupting the same second the armadillo stops playing and starts paying attention to it.  So in summary, armadillo is God, producers decide to not change the plot and leave all the godly armadillo things instead without actually saying that the armadillo is behind it.

[rainagainstmywindow]

AMAZING

[kuueater]

[gaylor-moon]

[mirroroftime1528-deactivated202]

[n7brendan]

[engimemeing]

the verse just makes this better though

Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?”

[robotlyra]

Galatians 4:16 is just the biblical version of

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[summer-rose-isms]

Chaotic good

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

[scummgirl]

[bipirate]

Last night i had a dream where legolas straight up shot someone with a gun

[neenarchive]

legolas what does your scoped .50 caliber barrett m82 rifle see

[neenarchive]

[dutchster]

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

[trickywalrus]

[thesymski]

the year is 2017. a ufo lands in your backyard. out steps a group of aliens.

you gasp. “are you here to find our leader and kill him??”

the alien in front seems alarmed. “no, no, we all come in peace, why would you-”

“oh.” you sigh dejectedly. “i just- we have a really bad president. like really evil bad, i just thought-” you start to tear up.

the alien places a hand on your shoulder. “hey now, it’s okay, maybe you can tell us all about him and we’ll- we’ll see what we can do.”

[ellenfromnowon]

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

not all heroes wear capes

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

[labgnome]

Are there people in Australia?

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

no

[djentlemenbehold]

@veximala

[idontusethisblogthanks-deactiva]

[pettyboy]

when ur in geography class but u don’t know what’s happening