Oats & Unicorns

baking, booze, and california. Keely | 20 | UCD

[habitualshaker]

do well in school kids, because if you do you might become an astronaut and get to leave the god-forsaken shitscape of earth for good

[ireallylikefriedchicken]

ANYONE IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA: PLEASE DONT be in the city or around the city area this coming New Years!! This shit better be a false alarm. Stay safe guys x

[theprophetsprofit]

BOOSTTTTTTT PEOPLE!!!!!

[basedwog]

UMMMMMM WTF

[rawdaddyclub]

????? I’m so concerned and torn about this wtf

[glumpleshkablorfki]

Even if this isn’t real better safe than sorry???this is stupid but what if it is real I am actually so concerned

[salma-deactivated20150127]

A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE MUSLIM COMMUNITY HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS… STAY. HOME.

[zellah7]

i saw this on facebook before i deactivated it seems so serious please dont be in the city

[oatsandunicorns]

DOES NO ONE CHECK SOURCES? This is a hoax. It started back in 2001 after 9/11. Don't spread unnecessary panic. http://www.snopes.com/rumors/warning.asp

[grantairefanclub-remade]

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[fuckyeahjapanandkorea]

[cravings]

the only kiss ill have on new years eve is with the floor because i will be drunk as fuck lmfao

[rosiegbaby]

i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca.  i love star trek.

[cooldogwithsunglasses-deactivat]

[staggot]

Where is the lie??

[yepgaysex]

tumblr is so convenient i used to do my social networking and porn watching separately but now i just do them together

[goaths]

Visit Original Link

In my life 

Why do I give valuable time 

To people who don’t care if I live or die 

[pdlcomics]

Ears

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

ive been alive for more than 2 decades but i always get surprised that it gets cold every year like literally every year this happens and i can’t believe that i can’t believe it gets this cold

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

mario kart wii: you can ride on bikes

mario kart 7: you can fly and go underwater

mario kart 8: you can go on the walls and the roof

mario kart 9: you can launch into space and use the velocity of re-entry as a gold mushroom boost

mario kart 10: you can travel through time and prevent the other racers from being born, securing a win by default

mario kart 11: you can ride horses

[kr0c]

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

[floralls]

(by Sarah Ryhanen)

[guineapiggies]

Dimpsy (by Willowpoppy)

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