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loserpilled sand-eater

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[fatfangs]

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

[obamakinnie]

google: how to tell if your fear of it all being cancer is ridiculous or not

[obamakinnie]

i do not like chronic illness fym i decided to have sex yesterday so now i have to miss nearly all of my classes to physically recover also i dislocated my knee during the deed? just psychotic

[obamakinnie]

i hate after you cum and between your ass cheeks is real sweaty and wet

[obamakinnie]

has there ever been anyone who came so hard they shat? like they had nothing medically wrong with their gi track but just the sheer force of how hard they came made them shit themselves

[dogpuppy]

[the-muppet-joker]

MY CYLINDER

[i-am-a-fish]

why do peaches have that thing in them

[dogpuppy]

[daily-love-and-inspo]

[synthlet]

[boccher]

crotch is literally the most comfortable place to lay your hands. especially with thighs pressing on them. but im scared people will think im a pervert of sex

[the-muppet-joker]

Be wary of the Bits you Commit to. The things you speak in jest carve your reality just as much as those spoken in earnest. One day you're writing Kermit x Joker fanfiction and the next your boss is threatening to fire you because you have been caught looking at Muppet Porn on the company computer for the fifth time. I am Pygmalion and I have found, with horror, that the statue I have sculpted has my own face

[lizzyinnie]

everything’s changing so fast i can’t keep up

[dogpuppy]

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman