The Signs as Things That I Have Said in the Past Part 20 I think idk lmao
Aries: Try imitating that Finding Nemo volcano chant the next time you do the sex and tell me how it goes
Taurus: Midwestern people are somehow both way too friendly and way too racist and maybe this is why I want to move
Gemini: Every single conversation I have with you two just ends in us quoting dead vines I think we need to stop hanging out with each other
Cancer: The day where I have a nightmare about the Babadook has finally come
Leo: Cars themed horror movie idea: Vroom vroom welcome to your doom
Virgo: High speed milk makes the bones strong
Libra: So I started my period on New Years Eve once so technically I was on my period for two years
Scorpio: Cosmo Tip #1045: Begin muttering an exorcism during sex and what your partner does next will surprise you
Sagittarius: Weāre watching the BBC Sherlock in my English class and itās just giving me an excuse to talk about my gay ships
Capricorn: *At Red Lobster* *Sees someone eating a crab dish* Ooh Mr. Krabs isnāt feeling it now, is he? Oof Spongebob, I donāt feel so goodā¦ *proceeds to cackle to myself quietly*
Aquarius: So would a conversation between the Lorax and Groot go something like āI am Grootā āI am the Lorax and I am speaking to the treeā
Pisces: Iām either the wise side character in the mountains or Papa Louie there is no in between
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