Cucumber With Anxiety

Caleb || 21 || He/Him || Icon made by RoyalGummi @ Twitter!  || Warlock of Taliesin Jaffe

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies

[zemniannights]

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

Hey! I’ve been lowkey dead here for a while, but in case you’re curious, I’ve been working on setting up to do some streaming! I have a roleplay minercraft server in the works, and occasionally I’ll drop in to do some artin’, generally of minecraft youtubers but hey!

Come check me out, I swear I’m cool.

[adhd-vibes]

overstimulation/sensory overload really is like sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my shirt tag being itchy and these two strands of hair touching my face and the tv and one of my shoelaces being undone and air touching me and the plane flying overhead and my own thoughts about remembering to buy hummus

[fluffygif]

Those ears tho

[mspollutedstar-deactivated20190]

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

[tragicallybeautifultiger]

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

[artpigeons]

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

[newie-talks-trash]

the way laura reacts shows just how true travis' callout about the gift wrapping is

[iraprince]

anybody else in the club feeling this one

[zlink]

you never realize just how much your experience on tumblr is curated into a personal bubble until the fandometrics come out

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[sun-critrole]

Dungeons and Dragons is such a powerful game. It can make a 6’3” man blush like a cherry when he pretends to kiss his wife’s pretend character.

[ishgardenjoyer]

Dude, he was 17 different shades of red ASKING to pretend kiss his wife's pretend character. This man has dated, married and fathered a child with this woman and yet he's like

[boingo1994-deactivated20210426]

what's the first movie y'all remember seeing in the movie theaters as a kid?? mine is sam raimi's spiderman

[marvel-x-deactivated20200121]

*bangs on door* WHERE IS MY HOT CHOCOLATEY MILK SPIDER? I DEMAND TO SEE MY BABY AT LEAST ONCE THIS SEASON PLEASE YOU CANT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS

[officialghostfucker-deactivated]

@plantanarchy I don’t have the meme on hand

[plantanarchy]

[officialghostfucker-deactivated]

Blessed image, happy holidays everyone

[yeeowch]

“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

[iamoutofideas]

whats it do?

[rainbowgazes-archive]

makes the clothes wetter

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

That is weird

[strawberry-goth-boy]

🍓✨

[yeeowch]

the fuck u want?

[seabassapologist]

[caitmayart]

Fjord’s big brother energies are giving me LIFE

T.T THEY’RE A FAMBLY T.T

[lesbx]

i hate mario and his gay little run

[sm64mario]

[homophobichannibal]

I bet he tastes terrible. Too much fruit, not enough meat.

[yanderephobe]

Eat my senpai?? HA! You fucking wish white whore. You’ll be dead before you even get a chance you little rodent. You insect. You are nothing. Me and senpai are everything.

[homophobichannibal]

While I find your reaction amusing miss Toga, I’m afraid I only eat the best of meats. Not...homosexuals. I frankly find them rude.

[yanderephobe]

Oh I see! So not only are you being mean to mario senpai but you’re also homophobic! Cringe. I would say sorry for killing you but I’m not. Fuck you bigot.

[homophobichannibal]

I-

Hm.

*does a straight little run that doesn’t piss you off because I’m not a fruit*

[yanderephobe]

That’s right! You better run! And if I see you here again being homophobic and rude to mario senpai I’ll strangle you!!

[sm64mario]

Thank you’a very much, Himiko Toga, for’a stopping that’a homophobic’a hannibal!

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

and so an era comes to an end this December

If only it could have lasted longer

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

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