shampoo doesn't expire, baby!

mads | twenty nine!

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[mr-deep-downer]

[doumeki]

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm trying to get back into the habit of writing for the first time in like 4 years and I have never felt more like this guy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

guys raised by fly's

[tickled-taints]

[fuckyeahnirvannatheband]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[dogpuppy]

[destructionfanq]

i want ice cream .

[magdalyne]

i am engaged hehe

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[noknowshame]

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

[kosmogrl]

ever since I was a little girl I’ve been aware of everything

[thatorchiamp3]

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

[flimflix]

[nikidontsurf]

Eberechi Eze I (35 days after that UCL press conference The Arsenal have been crowned Premier League champions for the first time in 22 years)