A Smile Better Suits A Shitpost

Jubo | 25 | bug with a big ass.

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[ishgardenjoyer]

Bisexual (Philippines)

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[luxidae]

WE DOIN' CRIMINAL DEEDS AND EVIL ACTS

⚠️ONLY⚠️

[horsegirl]

having a bad day is your fault because it means you arent getting your pussy up --marcus aurelius

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[logan-exe]

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[the-quasar-hero]

Bro, be honest, are you getting a little bit Genghis Khan?

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[akanemnon]

Here's your reminder to: be gay

Already on it

[silentwalrus1]

I think the fundamentals to then Ed-Roy dynamic is that Roy sees Ed as an teenager with nukes for hands who has to be VERY CAREFULLY AIMED and Ed sees Roy as decorative.

fghjk this is funny because

1. when mustang takes ed to the exam, the only thing he knows about this kid is that he’s committed a gruesome, disfiguring, extremely alchemically challenging felony

2. mustang has NO IDEA what ed’s gonna do. none. he has no fucking conversation with this kid, no plan for if this tiny child just freezes up on the stage and starts crying or whatever in front of the president because again, HE’S TWELVE

3. mustang @ ed: lmao just do whatever. i dont care

4. ed: [does whatever for 5 years]

5. mustang, continually: lmao fucking wild. Y’all see that? crazy. what a kid! Anyway nobody look at what I’m doing over here 

in conclusion mustang’s like “This is a teenager with nukes for hands. Here, kid, have a million dollars and no fucking supervision! God love ya. That should keep the military occupied for a while” 

and it’s so fucking great

[silentwalrus1]

#also 'teenager with nukes for hands that has to be carefully aimed' is absolutely what the rest of the military thinks about mustang  @shadowdyke​

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

[houndmother]

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

[houndmother]

exactly

[animentality]

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[theunstablejester]

Mmm…

[dare-g]

[valiantlyscreechingtragedy]

All of them are ‘had the opportunity been there just now I would have killed you be thankful it has passed’ but Seinfeld is just like ‘I’m waiting for the day bitch’