Godzilla killed my dad

Matt || 25 || Bi || Absolute SillyGuy

[king-ghidorah]

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[schneestings]

blake the faunus you are..

[medievaljournalist]

When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

:/

[muzzlesbian]

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

[muzzlesbian]

hold on.

[muzzlesbian]

oh my god

[lleyksie]

brown bears ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

[catatonic-consort]

lancer was fucking nuts today. went from Max hp to dead in two rounds, cascaded then had to scramble for the rules about players cascading while also running a dangerous as fuck combat!!

Anyway this is Damocles cascading!!

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

dont worry little password. I'm insecure too

[ayeforscotland]

Absolute banger policy. The SNP want to introduce a sort of ‘baby box’ equivalent for children starting school.

The school bag would be filled with essential school items - stationary, books, a water bottle and information for parents to help with literacy and numeracy skills at home.

Fucking send it, love this idea.

Source.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

For context, starting school in Scotland

Before school, every 3-5yr old child gets 1,140 hrs free nursery placement each year (x)

Every child gets free school lunches until 10yrs old (x)

Every child gets a bag of books, activities and stationary (x)

Lower income families can apply for £120 for a school uniform grant each year (x)

Lower income families are automatically given £330 for social and educational experiences to help get ready for starting school (x)

Baby box already brings so much pride and joy to people who receive it, and this would go even further with kids who would be excited to get their "ready for school" bag

[qillermeme]

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[unification]

you can access a different mode by washing your hair

[heyitsrink]

Passing Notes <3

Inspired by the RotE discord prompt "Valentine." I imagine that Erek and Detozi trained the birds to pass notes to each other while they're working. Old habits die hard.

[heyitsrink]

Erek and Detozi in their charming birdhouse city