*The Saga of a Shut-in Continues*

The Demons took advantage of my curiosity, now I’m stuck in hell and can’t get out. Heya there, friends call me Blue. Welcome to my “Obey Me” fan blog, where I plan on posting art, headcanons (maybe), and shitposts....mainly shitposts, tbh. Feel free to send a message or ask any time. Thank you, and enjoy!

[sunflowercourtesan-deactivated2]

Reblog if you want anons to tell you who they ship you with and why.

[horansqueen]

Celebrities, other tumblr users, anyone..

[ladybyakko]

Idek tbh

[thehouseoflamentation]

Sounds like fun!! Anyone wanna try this?? •w•

[saint-cichol-is-watching]

Am I curious ? Yes absolutely !

[lovely-otomes]

Tell me 👀

[caffeinatedfantasy]

I’m curious?

[obeyme-blue]

I mean, only if you actually have a ship for me.

[tubbs1312]

Lucifer: *goes on the stage during a party at diavolo's castle*

Lucifer: Cut the music, Levi!

*music stops, everyone looks at each other*

Lucifer: ...Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for a bit? I have an announcement to make.

*everyone looks at Lucifer*

Lucifer: *clears his throat*

Lucifer: Dear members of the Devildom Court; As you may know, there is a recent pandemic going around in the human world and all of our human exchange students are going under tests for it at the moment. For the health of all of our citizens, we've made a chart with rules and warnings you should apply in your daily life. You can access it on your D.D.D's. Please do your best to obey these rules and go to an hospital immedietly with a mask if you show any of the symptoms.

Lucifer: The chances of getting infected on demons is almost nonexistent, but our prince still thinks there is no harm in being careful.

Lucifer: ...Remember, the most important rule of it all is;

Lucifer: If you have 20 seconds to snort cocaine in Diavolo's bathroom, then you have 20 seconds to wash your fucking hands.

Lucifer: Thank you, and stay safe.

[gamelovers-posts]

Am I the only oldish person here in this fandom? I'm 29 and suddenly feel old af.

[pridecomesbeforethefall]

I'm 30, shut up. 🤣

[gamelovers-posts]

Oopppssssss my bad

*runs away and hides*

[pridecomesbeforethefall]

Nooo no, I won't hurt you. XD

It's honestly a relief to be in a fandom where a gang of minors aren't making a huge fuss how "gross adults are invading their safe space". Too much of that happening on this site.

But this fandom and all you guys have been nothing but GREAT. 🥰

[barbatos-muse]

HAHAHA!!! Older than both of ya, all imma say is 36+

But happy to see adults!!!! YAY!!!! ♥♥♥ @pridecomesbeforethefall​ @gamelovers-posts​

[sintheyokai]

Me, only seventeen up in this bitch:

[obeyme-blue]

*pats back like a good 21 y.o. big sis* It's alright hon, you'll get there soon enough.

[yandere-wishes]

Aquaphobia //Yandere Leviathen x reader//

Oh, have I never mentioned that I am MORTIFIED of water and literally any sea creatures…no? It must have slipped my mind.

For this story, I’m making a few assumptions. 1) Levi can turn into some sort of sea monster-like thing I’m assuming it looks like a cross between a Megladon/Giant squid/ Sea serpent. 2) He can communicate with sea creatures. 3) The giant horrifying aquarium that basically makes up his back wall is in reality linked to either an ocean or somewhere that houses a bunch of dangerous sea beings. 4) In addition to sea animal communication Levi posses Aquakinesis

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For as long as you can remember water has always haunted you.

The large bodies of H2O particles have never failed to shake you to your very core. 

In every single nightmare you ever recall, you are drowning in one of those shallow blue celestial bodies. The colorless liquid invading your mouth, clawing its way to where your lungs rested, joyously filling and choking them. 

Sea roamers of all kinds flocked to your drowning corps, millions of eyes drinking in your defenseless form, from the beady black shark eyes to the yellow cyclops eye of a giant squid. A fraction of a second later and those beastes were sinking their fangs into your tender flesh, large tentacles wrapping themselves around an arm or leg and tugging it until it detached from the rest of your corps. 

But in the end, you always woke up, always resumed your day as if nothing had come to pass the night before, back then you knew that it was only a nightmare….however this time you weren’t so sure. 

Out of all seven brothers you’d always dreaded Leviathan the most. You had nothing against his “otaku” like ways or his unkempt appearance. No, it was simply what he was that made you keep your distance. 

Yet the third born seemed to have other plans for you. Leviathan hates “normies”, the average demons and humans that overpopulate the earth, mocking those like him who have hobbies and likings that are “abnormal” in their eyes, forcing them to live shameful lives of isolation. Due to the superiority of normies in all three realms Levi had never once come across someone as abnormal as himself…that was until the new exchange student had arrived. At first, they had seemed to be just like anyone else, a normal human with absolutely nothing extravagant about them. But as time progressed Levi became aware of just how similar the two of them were. She would spend hours talking to Mammon about the newest anime or the latest level of the video game she was playing. Her tone was always so excited and pure, eyes gleaming and radiating happiness. But Mammon never understood, he simply scuffed and made some degrading comment about her being a nerd or worst then Levi. 

Maybe it was then and there that Levi had decided you were the one. That if anybody angel, demon or human would ever understand him, ever be this alike to him, it would be you, it had to be.

You didn’t want to go to his room. You’d avoided it like the plague after Mammon had described the bathtub bed and giant aquarium that drew its water from one of the Devildom’s massive oceans. The avatar of greed had even vividly described how the ceiling tiles could pull away, reveling yet another large aquarium for a roof. 

It sounded worst than any haunted house, a place you would never dare venture into. But this time you didn’t have a choice, try as you may you couldn’t get out of this. 

Earlier that day you’d awaken to something cold and yet trailing down your visage. The mere texture of the substance had jolted you from your slumber, the fear of the colorless liquid had bounded itself deep into your body’s habits and subconscious. Eyes dilate, body frozen, tears at the brink of falling. A moist want reached out and cupped your chin, turning your neck too briskly that you were sure you heard a few bones “pop”. A squeal escaped your lips only to be met with an instantaneous “shh, be quiet”.  Your (eye color) orbs landed on the third born, his eyes housed a sort of sick glee it matched the sadistic twisted smirk he dawned on his face. Maybe it was the adrenaline pumping through your veins, maybe it was the fact that you’d just awoken and your brain was still partly asleep. Either way, you could have sworn that Leviathan’s teeth had somehow changed. They where long and jagged, bending at roots were they sprouted from his gums, to top off the horror thin lines of thick juicy crimson highlighted the tips and betweens of his shark life teeth. 

By now you had begun to sob, tears flowing non stop from your puffy red eyes. Your body was frozen you dared not move, vocal cords had given up and your tongue laid dead at the bottom of your mouth.

“Hello, princess sleep well?” Despite it seeming so innocent there was a sort of mocking laced into the question.

You noticed something in his other hand. A large familiar blue-colored plushy with a gasmask was suffocating in this grasp. That was a rare collectible you’d somehow managed to win from a Crain game back in the human world. You never slept a night without, feeling safe whenever you held it in your embrace. When you’d arrived in the Devildom you’d practically begged Lucifer to retrieve it for you. It had taken all so many tears and tantrums, in addition, to agree to take over his chores for the course of two months. The day the firstborn had carelessly tossed it to you, had probably been the second happiest day of your life. 

Levi let out a cruel giggle as he brought your prized possession closer to your face. His long nails dug into the fabric of its forehead as he dangled it before your eyes. “It’s kinda cute, what show is it from?” This time round he sounded genuin, no inanity to be heard. Yet you didn’t speak still petrified and stiff. 

One heartbeat

two heartbeats

three heartbeats–

“Fine! What you won’t talk to me cause you think you’re better than me?!” You shook your head slowly, the gesture barely being noticeable. Yet he picked up on it. He let out another string of offensive giggles “You’re scared, right? Afraid the big bad sea monster will eat you?”. Oh, God how desperately you wished you could run. Find Mammon or Lucifer and cling to them. To find any means to get away from this monster. 

His fingers fell from your face, he turned without saying another word and made his way to the door. As he opened it, he called behind his shoulder. “ If you want it back, come to my room at midnight and come alone” He then slammed the door abandoning you to your thoughts and terrors. 

In short, that was why you were standing in front of the door that would lead you to your personal hell. You had no desire to step foot into his room and yet it was the sole means to retrieving your stuffed monster. Hesitantly you lifter your hand to knock, your finger had not touched the wood when the door creaked open and something slithered around your arm and dragged you into Leviathan’s room. 

“I-I’m h-here know p-please give it back–”

Your back collided with the cold tiled floor. You let out a scream of pain before Levi’s hand was shoved over your mouth. 

“Be quiet would ya?” His orange and purple orbs gazed into your wide mortified eyes. He let out a sigh and his gaze softened. “(Y/N)…I-I’ve never felt this way about anyone before…well maybe Ruri-chan and Sugar Frenzy’s lead singer for a short period of time, oh and this one…nevermind! Look I-I feel like your something different okay. I g-guess that I have a little crush on you. Noting big alright! But-but what do you say (Y/N) will yo be mine? We’d make a great couple! We like the exact samethings, share practically the same opinions. We are meant to be one!” Slowly he lifted his hand from your mouth, an excited smile playing at his lips, his eyes sparkled with joy and exhilaration. Maybe if you’d have time to think this trough you would have felt bad about what you next words where. 

The second his hand was removed from your mouth you shouted.

“NO! No no no no no! Never! I can’t I just can’t your a freaking sea monster you–”

No sooner had the words left your mouth that you felt your head accelerate forward and then get smashed on the wet hard floor. The notion repeated again and again. You where sure you were bleeding, some sort of concussion must have formed, your sight was blurry and spots were dancing everywhere. 

“You stupid normi! You tricked me! I thought you were like me! That would actually love someone like me! You made me freaking fall in love with you, you bitch!" 

He twisted your head to the side and pushed your face into the floor. "You’re scared of water aren’t you? Your sacred of what lives in the water too right? Is that why you don’t love me (y/n)? Cause I’m some sort of water freak? Well? Damit answer me!”

“Yes” you choked out “y-yes L-Leviathan, I’m scared of you!” He let out a furious sigh, his tail wrapped around your neck and hosted you up pressing you into the glass of the aquarium. An odd noise filled to room, something alike to buzzing yet..somehow very different. “You know what’s funny (y/n)? I may be some sort of freak, but I’m also the only thing keeping you safe from the horrors behind the class." 

Something was swimming closer and closer, it’s figure getting bigger and bigger. The teeth and large snout and hulking dorsal fins soon became evident what was coming toward you. You screamed, the noise echoed and bounced from one wall to the next. Your throat started to bleed and go raw, your mind blank with the loud ringing of alarms or was that your heart trying to break your ribcage and runaway?

As the monstrous shark swam only a few centimeters away from the glass, you could feel the sensitivity and life drain from your corpse, blackness taking over. You tried to remain awake to grip on to conscious, darkness was not friendly for it only showed the monsters face, the image burned permanently into your brain. 

As you slipped away into a stygian dream world, Levi brought your limp body to his chest cradling you gently and sweetly kissing your forehead. He waved a hand dismissively at his "pet” and watched for a second as it swam away. He lifted you up and brought you over to his bed. Placing you carefully inside. He placed your stuffy next to you and stood up admiring the aesthetic of your sleeping form. You were so gorgeous when you weren’t scared or defensive. 

“You’re mine (y/n), finally! I’m never going to let anyone else come near.. you never!”

[silversparkz]

Lucifer and Doggy McDogface

[canonlucidia]

The Devildom’s Royal Family

In my post about the demonic hierarchy in the devildom, you’ll notice that the Queen Consort and Royal Consorts are different positions– that’s because the Demon King is expected to have multiple partners. With that in mind, here’s our Prince Diavolo’s Family:

Keep reading

[obeyme-blue]

Finally collected all seven bros in ssr or higher!

[thehouseoflamentation]

Re: Diavolo's pants lol He actually has a pair of white trousers underneath the black harem pants part...he's also wearing black calf height boots. I've seen his ripped sprite sheet/model texture sheet.

He has....calf high boots???

[getmantownmaiden]

@thehouseoflamentation Is this the proof you wanted?

[obeyme-blue]

Well...damn

[0beyme]

Hello. How are yall doing?

[obeyme-blue]

Still alive, thank you for asking. And you?

[gurosilk-deactivated20210907]

‪find your obey me! demon name & what your avatar of!‬

‪• first 2 letters of your first name‬

‪• first consonant of your last name‬

‪• second letter of your middle name (or parent’s name)‬

‪• last vowel of your first name‬

‪• add the last three letters of your fave demon bro’s name‬

‪• thing closest to your left is what you are avatar of‬

[cloviaglade]

Elwuegor avatar of panda pillows.....

I really am a sloth demon huh

[mawwart]

Broemon avatar of Paint I guess I’m a digimon now lads

[obeyme-blue]

Jahaegor, avatar of walls

I can work with that.

[auroraarchangel]

did some practice <3

[obeyme-blue]

I haven’t seen a rant like this yet, so here we go!

Can we please talk about Lucifer’s decision to freeze Goldie?!

Mr. too-serious-for-play confiscated his little brother’s credit card, and instead of calling to deactivate the thing he chooses to literally freeze in a block of ice. But here’s the thing.

Goldie is stuck in the center of the ice block, this means Luci had to fill a mold with water, freeze it partway (the slushy stage) then shoove the card in and freeze it the rest of the way. Then he came back, removed the ice block from the mold, then shoved it in the back of the freezer so no one would find until he finally got to say this.

This bitch chose to spend his time and energy planning out and executing this plan, just so one day he could make this ridiculous pun and it makes me so fucking angry. The AUDACITY OF THIS DRAMA QUEEN!!!

[obeyme-blue]

Saw this floating around. Creator is credited on the template.

Also, thought I should clarify what I meant by each level.

I don’t hate Mammon and Asmo. I’d just prefer it if they existed somewhere else....like, two miles away from me.

[thehouseoflamentation]

Re: Diavolo's pants lol He actually has a pair of white trousers underneath the black harem pants part...he's also wearing black calf height boots. I've seen his ripped sprite sheet/model texture sheet.

He has....calf high boots???

[obeyme-blue]

Anon, you can't make such a claim so casually without evidence to back it up.

[cigarettebreath666-deactivated2]

MC: *Gives Diavolo attitude*

Diavolo: *laughs* You know I could snap you like a twig right?

MC: You don't scare me.

Diavolo: *turns demon form before grabbing her and pinning her against the wall, running his teeth along her collarbone then whispering Into her neck* Are you sure about that? *looks up at her*

MC: *takes a big gulp*

Diavolo: *smirks before letting her go* Your silence speaks volumes.

~

[obeyme-blue]

MC: More aroused than scared...

Diavolo: I can work with that.

[light-that-illuminates-all]

Ooooh Diavolo, my dear, the only one that I want to marry is you, my love.

[obeyme-blue]

Same.

[obeyme-blue]

*clenches fist* I’ve waited so long for this day