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{{18+ Blog}} Cal | 20 | Switch Suggestions: OPEN NOT A GIRL!! they pronouns

[obeysubmitserve]

Hi if anyone is still active around here i moved my nsfw blog over to @sweetlysolar so hmu over there

[hajimeiwazumi]

oikawa would look so cute in skirts i’m so sad.. please give me oikawa in skirts …..

[busty-gumshoe]

I typoed your url just now as busty-gunshow. Same thing tho right?

ur DAMN FUCKIN RIGHT

[trashwavu]

Bokuto loves you!

It was funnier in my head… ;7;) based on this post!

[obeysubmitserve]

Call out post for @thespacefurry: perfect in every way, save some perfection for the rest of us,,

[thespacefurry-deactivated201605]

squirts water gun at all the ppl who are mean to you. pls go, meanies

nothing could possibly get to me with such an impenetrable defense

[obeysubmitserve]

That defense plus smol cal at ur back,,, baby i got this ur gonna have to hold me back bc im ready to throw hands

[obeysubmitserve]

Why is your room's roof so low

maybe im just really big

[tipsybees-deactivated20170411]

why yall bein nosey asses?

[thespacefurry-deactivated201605]

this is a fucking lie cal is tiny as hell dont believe this blatant mischief

[obeysubmitserve]

what the fuck dont tell them

[obeysubmitserve]

Why is your room's roof so low

maybe im just really big

[obeysubmitserve]

yeah, people still do nudestuck.

i only have a couple friends who still do nudestuck and i havent been continuously active on my blog in so long i just dont rlly keep up w/ it anymore so im like?????? hello is anyone here im here to post content again

[velvetataraxia-deactivated20241]

ARADIA: i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart

(u remember that one time i said i didnt have colorful undies and then i just went and bought some)

[kouraiis]

AAWKaasHII                     OH HO HO                                 pass me the ball

                  AkAWWSHii                     spike spike spike

   pls                              AKAASHHHIIIII!!!          how do i  spike again!!??

save him

[babyshouyou]

@kiri_HQ ※ Posted with permission from the artist. Please do not remove the source or repost without permission.  

[obeysubmitserve]

The Signs As Monsters

Aries: Fast and deadly. They blend into the forest. Will kill you without making a sound. You won't see them until it's too late.

Taurus: Eyes like steel. Spikes stick out from their shoulders. They have a growl that makes your bones vibrate. You hear it before you see it.

Gemini: Red eyes and black feathers. They come come down from the sky in flocks and carry victims away in their claws. They hunt at twilight.

Cancer: They look like beautiful people, but their nails are too sharp and their hair is long and wild. They lure people to their deaths with their attractiveness and sweet voices.

Leo: Giant beasts that tower over the trees. Bright scales and rows of teeth. They have a ferocious roar that shakes the ground. They enjoy stepping on people but are careful to not hurt other monsters.

Virgo: Small but clever. With large violet eyes and grey fur. They will snuggle into your arms and then scratch and slice you with their claws. They always win.

Libra: Slithers in trees with glistening scales. They strangle passing humans and eat them whole.

Scorpio: Very very fast. You only see a passing shadow. If you feel a sharp pinch then you're already doomed. It only takes a few moments for the poison to set in.

Sagittarius: Bright eyes and gorgeous teeth. They float behind you and sing lullabies in a strange language until you fall asleep. You'll never wake up.

Capricorn: They decorate the forest with exotic flowers and grow vines from their tail. It will come at you from behind as you admire their work.

Aquarius: They look like humans with extra limbs. Too many arms and legs. Five eyes and no nose. Yet they move beautifully and aren't actually dangerous. People just fear them because they do not understand them.

Pisces: They move in packs and hiss at the moon. They have bright blue eyes and silver fur. They come at you from all directions.

[ikimaru]

somebody mentioned a spiderman kiss and I remembered of this silly hero au so this somehow happened and yEAh

[obeysubmitserve]

MY MOIRAIL HAS MADE ME FUCKING DISGUSTING I CAN NOT BELIEVE THE NASTY ASS KINKS WE TALK ABOUT

[obeysubmitserve]

ANYTHINGN BUT THE SNAKE JOKES PLEASE

TOO LATE NO MORE SNOOTS FOR YOU

[obeysubmitserve]

#cAL#YOU TEXTED ME 2 MINUTES AGO ABOUT MAKING ANOTHER SET#I DIDNT KNOW YOU ALREADY DID FUCK YOU MAN#FUCJ YOU  - @thespacefurry

have i ever mentioned that i love joeys tags on things oh my god i alugh every god damn time

[thespacefurry-deactivated201605]

would you like to fucking tousle punk ass

[obeysubmitserve]

im honestly ready to go i dont care how much taller u are than me ya fucking LOSER