My Post-war AU OBKK part 3: kids
Well, here comes nothing: today I will be talking about my fan kids of my favorite Naruto ship, Obikaka. This AU was boiling in my mind for almost a decade ever since I watched Naruto. And now it's finally time to let people judge how good I am at story writing. I will update this post later with designs of their kids because my drawing tablet decided to malfunction again and I have to figure out what is happening with it this time before I can draw anything. I'm really sorry🥲
I'm talking about pregnancy and, technically, reproductive violence here, not in many details but still if that's triggering themes for you, read with caution.
First thing first, I was struggling with how they will get their children. Because there is two ways of how to do it without turning everything into omegaverse (which I didn't want to happen, I'm trying to keep it as close to canon as I can). So, here's two paths that I could go:
1. Naruto's Sexy Jutsu being useful as an actual Genderswap.
I'm not entirely sure who first came up with that idea but I saw it in multiple fics in my native language a long time ago so I guess it's something that fanon agreed upon. That Naruto's henge isn't actually just a henge but an actual medically accurate jutsu of changing biological sex.
2. Orochimaru's experiments.
I might not be interested in Boruto but I am aware about some things in it (I watched the first few arcs up until Sarada's gaiden ongoing when it first came out). I know that Orochimaru made himself (themself?) multiple sons, aka Mitsuki and his older copies.
So the question was what am I going to use as a canon for this AU? And, ultimately, I decided to use both. But in different ways: chars that are alive and thriving are using Sexy Jutsu for having kids and chars that are not alive will get kids through our snake mad scientist's experiments. I don't want Orochimaru to be softened like Boruto did, I want him to do what Segyeins did in Alien Stage: mix gens of deceased people in weird combos against their wishes. They are evil and messed up individual and I want it stay that way.
But let me get back on track before I get too distracted.
How did it happen that Obito and Kakashi got themselves a bunch of kids?
I imagine it being two years since Kakashi was appointed Sixth Hokage. Naruto and Sasuke accidentally found out that Sexy Jutsu wasn't just funny thing to mess with in bed when Sasuke got stuck as a girl for nine months (yes, you read it right, Naruto taught Sasuke how to use that jutsu and impregnated him on accident, oops... Well, he wanted to restore his clan so good for him, I guess?).
Now that the village knows that this jutsu is useful, elders kept demanding that Kakashi should have a kid with his partner because he no longer has excuse of not being able to have children because they are both male. To make sure that bloodlines of both Uchiha and Hatake won't disappear.
Their constant nagging pissed Obito, who at that moment was Kakashi's blind househusband under house arrest, off so much that he just decided to just agree to do it so they just fuck off and leave him and Kakashi alone. It's not like he has anything else to do at that point. Kakashi wasn't really sold on this idea until Obito said that he wants it. He didn't lie exactly but it wasn't fully thought through choice.
His seal was temporarily removed to let him use his chakra for that jutsu and he spent some time practicing before finally getting what elders of Konoha wanted.
It was on third anniversary of Kakashi becoming Hokage. Obito thought that was funny. That's how they got their first kid, Sakumo. Yes, Sakumo. Obito named their firstborn son that way because he is sentimental. Kakashi's dad was a turning point for their relationship, learning about him made Obito look at his arrogant teammate in different light and truly started their love story (even if they didn't realize that until much later).
Sakumo Hatake-Uchiha turned out to be exact copy of Kakashi as a pure coincidence. He got heterochromia, so even his only sharingan happened to be in the same eye that Kakashi used to have it. He is a genius but a bit more open-minded and level-headed than his dad used to be as kid. Sakumo inherited not only sharingan but also Obito's healing factor. His injuries heal much faster than any other shinobis except for Obito himself and jinchuurikis. He grew up to be ANBU agent later on.
Pregnancy was both an easy walk and an absolute disaster for Obito. He is a disabled person: half of his body is a plant and he is forced to be blind most of the time (the seal that blocks his eyesight and the one that takes his chakra are two separate things). Because of Hashirama cells he doesn't really feel some physical downsides of pregnancy, like nausea or certain pains like swelling. The mental damage, however, was horrible. He was already unstable as he was, add to it his Uchiha heritage with their hypersensitivity and hormones and you will get two miserable people living under the same roof.
And you know what? Obito decided that he wants to go through all that for a second time two years later. He is bored out of his mind, okay? He don't know what to do with himself and by doing that he wants to keep his body busy with something. I told you before that he is going through major crisis? That was the crisis I talked about in part 2 that made Kakashi finally notice that Obito is not okay. So, another almost ten months later after Sakumo turned three, his younger sister Haruka was born.
She is all Obito's younger self but in female body. Haruka is loud, hotheaded, a bit clumsy but ultimately kind and altruistic girl. She will become ninja medic and Sakura's student at some point in time. Unfortunately, she will not be able to use her sharingan almost at all. Her chakra reserves are very limited and sharingan eats them faster than it should. No one really knows why that happens but she has to wear glasses with special lenses.
Three more years pass and Naruto becomes Seventh Hokage, hooray! Now Kakashi can finally be free from the job he never wanted and spend time with his family... But you hear that? Obito and Kakashi are having a third kid but this time it was Kakashi who was thrown under the pregnancy bus. He didn't like it.
Unlike Obito, who got it relatively easy, at least physically, Kakashi was in misery. He was almost 40 by that moment and he doesn't have luxury of Hashirama cells taking away most of pregnancy downsides. Add Hatake's sensitive nose and craving for sweets, which he doesn't normally like, to the roster of all mental and physical problems that pregnancy is. Obito by that time was finally healing properly after everything he went through, he is finally learning to be himself again and building his own identity. He helps Kakashi as much as he can but still he teases him a lot, lightheartedly.
And that was the way they got their youngest child, Kaigaku. He is a perfect fusion of both his parents. He is smart, loyal, level-headed but kind, still a bit of a tsundere like kid!Kakashi used to be, especially around his rival (khem, crush, khem). He got sharingan, big amounts of chakra and, somehow, he inherited Obito's mokuton. No knows how that happened but it somehow did.
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