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One Nice Bug Per Day
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todays bird

Kiana Khansmith

if i look back, i am lost

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Peter Solarz

Love Begins
Misplaced Lens Cap
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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For All Mankind 1.07
Finals! Round 5!
who has the most annoying coffee order?
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James Fitzjames
Behind the Scenes of The Empire Strikes Back
There is a reality not so far from our own in which Ratitouille (2007) was filmed as an avant-garde conceptual horror akin to Eraserhead (1977)
There is a young American man in France. His mother has passed away. He has few friends, and works the thankless job of a bus boy in a prestigious restaurant, but dreams of becoming a chef despite having very little skill.
He returns one night to his humble apartment, which is known to have vermin, and comes across a rat, which he could easily kill or set loose on the street.
But the rat- it is special. It seems to speak to him. Promises him every little thing he desires- talent, fame, and fortune. Recognition and esteem like he has only ever seen from afar; fine company like the wealthy men and women whose scraps he picks at over the sink.
Put me on your head, the rat says. Put me on your head and think of nothing.
It is strange at first, yes. Strange to feel another take control of his life and live it better than he ever could. To see miraculous things created with his own two hands, to feel his feet move in graceful and fantastic ways with a confidence he has never had.
But the rat delivers as he had promised: he receives promotions, notoriety, admiration. He is noticed. Envied. Every day is a waking dream, rubbing elbows with beautiful women and handsome men and influential personalities who lavish him with praise. It is addictive, this lifestyle- never mind that he is only ever truly conscious of it as a passenger of in own brain.
It is when he has reached heights few can ever conceive, with all that the rat had ever promised- a beautiful wife in a beautiful house with all the world in his palm, in possession of all the wealth and success a man could ever want, that the rat says that it is leaving.
Leaving? The rat cannot leave. Everything he is, the rat has provided.
"I have delivered on our bargain", the rat says. "I have brought to you all that you have ever dreamed. What more could you desire? I must live my own life, now."
The man is furious. He is terrified. He destroys the rat, in all of the ways that a rat can be destroyed, until nothing is left of it but a fine smear of marinara sauce.
He returns to the restaurant the next day moving like the shell of something hollowed-out and brittle. He cooks well- his fingers remember the movements, his eyes recognize the patterns, his mouth knows without his asking what orders to speak and what platitudes make patrons smile pleasantly with their straight white teeth.
He retains the talents of the rat. The charm of the rat. All the worldly pleasures the rat had provided him.
Still, it seems, he is little more than a vessel for the talents of the rat.
But the rat is gone.
What remains of the man?
“light” treason! just a little! as a treat!
Hugs for Margo Madison:
my beyond the spiderverse predictions ☝️ (find my other spiderverse shit here)
happy pride !!! friendly reminder that there's a canonically transfem clone trooper named Sister and her armor is colored after the trans flag <3
DUDE I LOVE SISTER SM!!! MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A LEGO CLONE I CUSTOMIZED TO LOOK KINDA LIKE HER
happy pride month <3
(commission info // tip jar!)
Happy May the 4th! I didn't prepare anything special to mark the date this year, but here is a long awaited commission I finished recently that felt appropriate to post for the occassion ⋆。°✩
Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 3/?
Bonus:
MONKLEYA, MonLuthen, MonCassian, MonxBreha, Mon x Krennic...
I love how people ship Mon with everyone. It just shows how good of an actress Genevieve O'Reilly is and the chemistry she has with her co-stars