Objectfucker

perverted tboy objectum/objectophile

[objectumtoyz]

Objects I'm fond of:

Clothing irons

Fans

Heaters

Plushies

Pencil sharpeners

Dolls

Mochi squishies

Airplanes

Electronic pets

Pool toys

Balloons

Neon Lights

[objectumtoyz]

Oh nooo I sure hope the sewing needle doesn't accidentally slip into the flesh of my thuuumb....

[objectumtoyz]

Every time you say "I wish dragons were real so I could fuck one" a hot dragon therian and/or alter dies

Dragons are real and you CAN fuck one if you're charismatic enough

[izxac]

Stanley and Ford in drag because why not?

and a young Stanley sketch

[butchknot]

making her undo my belt, unzip my jeans, pull my boxers down. instructing her. "slower, baby. take your time." comforting her when her hands shake, if she fumbles, stroking her hair and petting her and cooing at her, "there you go, hon. give it a kiss...." all nice and sweet until i'm fucking her face and ignoring her crying

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[electricpurrs]

furries who like inflatable toys look at this creature right now

source

[snackbunnii]

Becoming a mom has it's advantages...and disadvantages.

[not-really-lemonade]

this is enrichment for wormgirls. It is Cruel to deny your wormgirl this

[objectumtoyz]

I know you wanna have a go at him :3

[objectumtoyz]

You gotta grind your clit on the dials of sexy machines and appliances

[plushiepawz]

*dreamy sigh* had to prototype a plushcock for Aivee!

Its not in a fabric i like at all, the color is really dull(i used filters here) and the fabric is thin, has runs, and is overall not very soft 😭 so its only a proof of concept rn!

Idk she was giving me tgirl vibes but also shes puppy sooo :3c woof!

[francines-bagel-bites]

[ink-the-artist]

man these nature documentaries are getting fucking weird

[dawnhorse]

[girlballs-archive]

me when the stir fry is really good

[objectumtoyz]

Gender affirmation is different for everyone, for example, whilst some trans men would like to be called big masculine men, I wanna be called a pretty little boytoy whore :3