This Life Will Be Different.....

Whatever I want it to be...

[rupertbbare]

[ousia-poetica]

Will the elusive pigeon fly away ?

Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao.

[thewinterclown]

SEBASTIAN STAN Endings, Beginnings | Dir. Drake Doremus

[thecollectibles]

Weretober 2021 by Ilse Gort

[modern-austen]

GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

[rockboci]

Add the author’s reply, cowards!

[thewhiskeykitteh]

I scrolled through the notes on this post and my favorite has to be one mockingly accusing Madeline Miller (a Latin and Greek teacher with a Masters in Classics) of needing to do research and she wasn’t a real writer like them.

Anyway when I read that line I immediately understood what she was trying to say.

[rises-vagrant]

Articles mentioned (I think, anyway…)

https://pharos.vassarspaces.net/2018/05/11/scholars-respond-to-racist-backlash-against-black-achilles-part-1-ancient-greek-attitudes-toward-africans/

https://aeon.co/essays/can-we-hope-to-understand-how-the-greeks-saw-their-world

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/true-colors-17888/

True Colors

Archaeologist Vinzenz Brinkmann insists his eye-popping reproductions of ancient Greek sculptures are right on target

Can we hope to understand how the Greeks saw their world? | Aeon Essays

The Greek colour experience was made of movement and shimmer. Can we ever glimpse what they saw when gazing out to sea?

In February of 2018, the BBC broadcast an eight-part miniseries, Troy: Fall of a City, that told the story of the Trojan War. Netflix later

[augustdementhe]

Honestly, the first time I saw this tweet, I laughed my tits straight into the ocean.

I know what ‘olive skinned’ (and thus variations on it) means, but the author taking the time to have a little laugh, acknowledge that it’s at least a bit funny, and drop some knowledge is appreciated.

And a double thanks to the person I reblogged from for linking the articles.

[bace-jeleren]

Absolutely obsessed with this decedent slut

[bace-jeleren]

Goodbye brooding, haunted vampire bf era, now is the Era of the Whore!

[bace-jeleren]

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[autumngracy]

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

[plateauofmemories]

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

[dee-the-red-witch]

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

[saint-batrick]

SIR.

[grumpytrans]

ooohhh so that's what those are for.... vampire condom

[aylendoesart]

Gotta keep a straight face u guys

based on this post

[l-ouroboros]

Want some bestiary?

(Yeah, it's been a long time, I know, I know...)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rhaenyratheecruel]

One driver already quit and NASCAR responded with basically “we had to google you because nobody knew who the fuck you were”

[victoriankeysmash]

Nascar started because they said fuck cops and its nice to see they havent lost their roots completely.

[sugarcoatednightshade]

[ultimatebottom69]

That is the sexiest thing a corporation ever said.

[blipdripstrip-deactivated202109]

[rhube]

There was a wall here once. The tree remembers, but now the wind blows through roots that once nestled among stones.

[27dragons]

climbing through that gap will DEFINITELY take you somewhere Else

[lesbianakinskywalker]

harley rolling up to the wayne manor is her bedazzled heeleys: omg brucie you’ll NEVER guess what happened—oh are you busy?

bruce laying in the grass as his kids spray him with a hose from ten feet away: no go on I’m listening

harley laying down next to him: alright cool SO!

[batarangsoundsdumb]

bruce rolling up to her apartment in a rolls royce and bedazzled sunglasses just straight up honking until she comes outside: harley, you wouldn’t believe what lex luthor wore to the board meeting this time

harley in matching sunglasses:  o my god, not the blue prada sw-

bruce nodding his head: the fucking prada sweats

[rahullkohli]

saw someone share this on their ig stories and i am obsessed

[dykebluejay]

[flootzavut]

[elfwreck]

You were supposed to find out about Bugs Bunny's Loki-esque traits by reading the Illuminatus! trilogy, but I suppose finding out from Tumblr is a reasonable substitute.

[irischroma]

MEGA TOXTRICITY // AMPED + LOWKEY

[luisonte]

Ohhh que mala suerte

[homopower]

Poor boyfriend got straight clowned. 🤣😂

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

DISNEY + TRIVIA

SLEEPING BEAUTY (1959) BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1991) TREASURE PLANET (2002) FROZEN (2013) THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME (1996) HERCULES (1997) MOANA (2016) MULAN (1998) OLIVER & COMPANY (1988) ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE (2001)

[arealtrashact]

The first Lost Boy