Amber

Fuck you gonna do ??

[sosaneitsinsane]

deidamia: marry me ach-

achilles: in case you haven’t noticed, i’m gay. i’m gay as fuck. i don’t like girls and i don’t want to marry. have you ever seen me without patroclus standing right beside me? that’s gay

[patrochillesismyshit]

i absolutely love this review

[thebootydiaries]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[tabloidsores]

There is nothing that embodies all my favorite things in a character design more than

[tabloidsores]

I look at this guy and go “well he’s just going to cast spells huh”

[hvstla-deactivated20130330]

If my jokes offend you:

I’m sorry

It won’t happen again

1 & 2 are lies 

You’re a pussy

[despicablewench]

[kryass]

you can use this anytime as your phone wallpaper

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

[me drawing 7s with a little line through them to impress girls in the library]: hmm. what? yes, i always draw 7s like this. it’s normal for me.

[willow]

Me: :( Clouds: *start raining* Me: thanks, you get me :)

[officialunitedstates]

as my uncle frank used to say “you aint getting any bananers if you dont use yer manners”

[hbmmaster]

your uncle frank seems cool

[officialunitedstates]

thanks i made him up

[mydeddyalabama]

I hate r*hanna because one time my mom took me to the petting zoo and this big ass goat bit my hand and chased me around the farm and I know in my heart that it was her doing

[sobeitjay2]

Where my rich followers at i know one of yall lil white kids got money

[takeitaway-penny]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[jwstudying]

the truth

[addelburgh]

[mioinne-deactivated20141223]

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.