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Look at him go!!

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the splashes from previous attempts…this is one dedicated boy

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Free At Last // PUP

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some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

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See you soon, space cowboy

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brokenquill

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

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the comment perfected this post

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Just Let Him In

tentacleteapot

The holidays take a dark turn as a crisis unfolds in our household

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reblog to help him get off the chair, like to help him jump onto another surface

kingkumaaa

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

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It’s that time of year again!

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You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

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but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

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480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

butmuhgains

FUCKING U N I T

feedeeadventures

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

msslsworld

A healthy relationship keeps the doors and windows open. Plenty of air is circulating and no one feels trapped. Relationships thrive in this environment. Keep your doors and windows open. If this person is meant to be in your life, all the open doors and windows in the world won’t make them leave.

dutchster

I bet it was a mosquito who wrote this

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gunsandfireandshit

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.