filthy frank is my idol

sorry. 19 Femalé. weeabuumthfckea. Native San Diegan. shitposter extraordinair. Sagittarius 😺. accredited source of "why am I like this". sorrey.

[shittingonthisworld]

[omg-images]

Not happy with the Braves this season

[kenzodiazepine]

[myblacksol]

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH EVERYONE!!

[clientsfromhell]

Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”

[mer-squared-deactivated20200212]

This post gave me a fucking ulcer.

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

anyone who wouldn’t become a cyborg is a fucking idiot

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Yeah say that after someone hacks into your balls

[xxxtictacion]

Why would your balls be linked to WiFi?

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

so i can connect to the internut

[foxgraves]

blue whales are the largest animal ever recorded, like you literally need to be in a helicopter to actually see one in from a perspective with zero distortion. idk i just feel pretty lucky to be alive on earth at the same time as them and they don’t even want to kill me. they just wanna use their toothbrush mouthes to filter the ocean of smol ocean bugs. they have communities and they sing to each other to communicate. work is slow im sorry happy friday whales r so cool

[knifenymph]

@vodkawitchcraft did you write this post?

[foxgraves]

no i did me justin i wrote this @canimuff

[facegroper]

Hi Justin this is a good post good job

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

we should domesticate seals

[gothkeanu-deactivated20171110]

u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that’s the world i want to live in

[notmusa]

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

[griffmstr]

[soggy-moss-queen]

What the Fuck no. It does not.

[griffmstr]

Translation notes are absolute. Itadakimasu means hamburger.

[tsunderrated]

hi can i get a fuckin uhhhhh….. itadakimasu

[ssugarhiccupp]

[birdluvr1993]

whip cream

[mono-red-menace]

this is, by far, the most impactful imageset on this website

[babyanimalgifs]

A very big boy

[sleepygogh]

[gif87a-com]

[mmmskulljuice]

slug: hmmm… plant: *chawmp* slug: ah I see. no thank you.

[chasekip]

[chasekip]