Obsessions of a Poltergeist

Pushing the fandom line past my sanity

[obsesive-poltergeist]

Decided to finally watch fan piece one letter while doing my makeup

Bro

wtf was this awful idea Im now crying

[obsesive-poltergeist]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Finally a new chapter!! SOrry for the wait

Chapters: 8/? Fandom: Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Haruno Sakura, Original Non-Human Character(s), Tsunade (Naruto), Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Sai (Naruto), Hatake Kakashi, Katsuyu (Naruto) Additional Tags: Slug Sage Haruno Sakura, Canon-Typical Violence, Haruno Sakura-centric, BAMF Haruno Sakura, Blank Period (Naruto), Blood and Gore, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Dont know if I can fit the romance, BUT I WANT TO, But violence is first, slight insanity Summary:

Against her mentor's wishes, Sakura defiantly embarks on a journey to become a Slug Sage.

As she delves into the realm of these creatures, she has to wonder: Isn't it strange the beings so different from humans are so good at putting them back together? What do they share with us? With Sakura?

[animentality]

[beautifulterriblequeen]

A sign to tap

[grissomesque]

"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

[noxs-mun]

Just because you want to be a soulless soot bag of a human doesn't mean you can just tell others they have to be that too Gregory!

Stars forbid someone does not want to be a dull husk of a human.

[the-haiku-bot]

Stars forbid someone

does not want to be a dull

husk of a human.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[inkiedraws]

I refuse to die until they finally meet Strawhats.

[gav-san]

I think a large part of this fandom feels the same way 😭

[timeslugarts]

There are currently two characters named Grace that are anxious, and put into situations that are nightmarish with a negative survival chance.

My point is, sometimes I get confused reading posts.

[the-big-mood]

[susiephone]

that post that's like "if Hamlet and Othello swapped plays, their tragedies would've been avoided" except it's for Andy Weir protagonists

Mark Watney would've been banging on Stratt's door demanding he be tested for the Hail Mary mission, resume in hand before she had time to finish her first speech on the matter

Rocky and Ryland Grace working together would get off of Mars before NASA even realized Grace was alive, Grace would just roll up like "oh hey guys! look! I made a friend, he gave me a ride home!"

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[purlturtle]

[ansixilus]

You're right and you should say it.

[accras]

Two-year-old Albert Apsassin feeling the spirit at National Indigenous Peoples Day in Camrose, Alberta.

[knitmeapony]

Babies doing the Thing with their grownups will never not be an immediate and loving reblog.

[aspen-aura]

This is also important because until 1951, Indigenous kids were not allowed to dance at pow wows. It was illegal for them to participate. This is not only heartwarming, but an act of defiance against the ongoing oppression and genocide sanctioned by the Canadian government.

[introvertsnation]

The best time.

MY INSTAGRAM | YOUTUBE

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: Look at the 'fire-butterfly' we managed to film. The picture really doesn't do its beauty justice. (cr 鸟王艾雅康，观鸟景jhin，生态摄影阿博特，毕强，Sjxxphotograph，Fische，鱼摆摆，Shanalotte，冰鹡鸰）

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

I love this Chinese guy who is so excited to show everyone this really cool bird. This is why the internet was created, so we could show strangers on the other side of the world cool things we know about. Xie xie <3333333

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[quasi-normalcy]

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

[silverwhittlingknife]

i am picturing it

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

[dragoncarrion]

In tears

[hawkpartys]

[just-a-random-bakugo-stan]

He literally just got revived from the literal dead, in excruciating pain, high as a kite, fighting the literal main villain of the show yet kept serving face the entire time. That’s my goat right here

[brainrotcharacters]

Girl I knew it was going to happen but I'm still crying like an absolute bitch rn seeing his corpse

[symbol-of-victory]

When in doubt, What Would Kacchan Do?