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Fic downloaded, all is well in the world now

Feverishly refreshing ao3 in case the “heavy load” stops being an issue in a second

I hate phonecalls with a passion. Always have. What I chose as a line of work? Call center operator. If you see my last braincell wave her hello for me

Honestly

I’ve always wanted a penpal. Almost had one, but I wasn’t mature enough to handle the time difference

#penpal

karrakazz

not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

karrakazz

positivity tells a sad person that there is no reason to be sad. warmth asks the sad person if they want to go get some ice cream

gravywheels

You know what bugs me about soulmate aus? So, I’m assuming that this whole “the first thing your soulmate says to you blahblahblah” is a worldwide thing. So many of the aus I’ve read have a quote at some point that addresses how tragic it is when people have soul words that say something like “hi” or “‘sup” which makes NO SENSE! In a world where the first thing you say to people is THAT important, WHY GOD WHY would the culture still use standard greetings? Who the fuck is still saying hello at this point? Everyone in these worlds would surely develop a personalized greeting different from everybody else’s to prevent confusion. Like how no 2 racehorses can have the same racing name? The best part is that every time people met someone new for the first time, they would try to say something that no one else had said. You’d have people meeting eachother at a job intetview, they’d shake hands, smile politely, then one of them would be like “Every Tuesday, I hard even grape purple farm house sunsets too” and this would be perfectly normal. Or you’d go up to the cash register at Starbucks and instead of saying “Hello, what can i get for you today?” She’d look you right in the eye and say “I don’t know what Space Jam is” THEN ask you what you want and she’d repeat that to every customer in the line for the rest of her career. And because they live in the AU, nobody would think it was weird.