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[obsessedwithromance]

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[darkknight-hero]

I wholly and solidly believe that Bruce can cook. You don’t travel the world the way he did without being able to cook yourself some basic meals when you either can’t go out and get something or don’t currently have the money for it.

So yes, Bruce can cook. Does he cook the most amazing meals in the world? No. But can he cook something edible or something that doesn’t taste like straight up sludge and muck? Absolutely.

I imagine his kids constantly rib on him that he lacks basic survival skills because even if he’s Batman, he’s still a rich kid. And then Bruce sighs and tells Alfred that he’ll handle dinner tonight. The kids all prepare themselves to either not eat for the night or grab some take out, but they still arrive at the dinner table, *just* out of curiosity.

It’s not extravagant. It’s a pot of pasta, a tiny bit over cooked, and meatballs. He even added a tossed salad as a side. They stare at it like it’s going to eat *them*.

Bruce, sits down and makes a plate for himself. Takes a bite. They watch him, waiting for any kind of reaction that it’s bad. Bruce just takes another bite.

Tim, “Fuck it. It can’t kill me.”

He takes a seat and makes his own plate. Takes a bite. His eyes go wide and Dick has 911 ready to dial.

Dick, “Are you okay?”

Tim takes another bite. They all sit and stare and wait.

Tim, “Damn.”

Bruce, “Hm?”

Tim, “You tricked me. Alfred made this, didn’t he? You’re passing his food off as yours.”

Bruce smiles.

Bruce, “While I appreciate the compliment, I can assure you that Alfred had no hand in this. Besides, he’s a much better cook than I am. I just know the basics.”

The others all join in, spaghetti and meatballs on their plates. They all begrudgingly take a bite. And yeah. Tim’s right. It’s good. Not winning any awards, but it’s good home cooked food.

[loislaane]

BRUCE WAYNE and DICK GRAYSON in BATMAN BEYOND (2016) #30

[darkknight-hero]

I know, I KNOW, Bruce grew up in the rich part of Gotham, I AM AWARE. I know that man has a posh ass rich boy accent. BUT, HEAR ME OUT

Bruce, who spent a good amount of his teen years sneaking out into the city and making friends w street kids. And they pick up on him being a rich boy reaaaaaal fast. Some of ‘em use it against him. Trick him, or at least try, to get money out of him, but some of them don’t really give a shit. Hell, maybe some of them recognize him as thee Bruce Wayne, so they feel a little bad. Can understand that he’s seeking friends and companionship. So they teach him how to hide the posh rich boy accent so that the kind of kids who’d take advantage of him don’t catch on that he’s not really one of them. And Bruce being Bruce, he doesn’t do anything half assed. In less than a week, he sounds as natural as any other street kid, picking up slang and grammar like that’s how he’s always spoken

Now cut to Bruce as an adult, and he overhears Jason and Duke in a nonsensical argument. Neither of them are truly mad, but they’re defending their side like it’s life or death, meanwhile Dick, Tim, Cass, and Damian are watching from the sidelines in utter awe and befuddlement

Bruce, “What’s wrong…?”

Tim, “That’s what we’re trying to figure out. But none of us can understand a word they’re saying.”

Bruce, “…but they’re speaking English?”

Dick, turning to look at Bruce, “You…call that English?”

Bruce, “Yeah? What else would they be speaking?”

Cass, “It sounds like gibberish.”

Bruce, frowning, “It’s a Jersey accent.”

Damian, “Since when-?”

Jason and Duke’s argument gets louder and it sounds like it’s about to turn violent, so Bruce cuts Damian off and turns to both boys before he starts yelling at them too, voice thick w an accent he hasn’t used since he was a kid, leaving everyone in the room to stare at him with wide eyes

Dick, “What…was that? Since when did you sound like that?!”

Duke, “WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE ME?!”

Jason, “WHAT THE FUCK?!”

Bruce, “…”

Bruce, “I’m gonna go now.”

Jason, “Hold the fuck up! Explain yourself, Bruce! BRUCE!”

And that’s how the kids find out about some of Bruce’s dad lore, including the fact that he used to smoke on top of rooftops and get into street fights, and even if he’s a billionaire, he is absolutely still Gotham born and bred down to his bones

[plagueislost]

still kind of obsessed with @my-gf-timothy-jackson-drake 's office romance au. im so sorry

alts without the captions under the cut :3

[day-dream-fever]

batlantern + their babies :')

[menacingangel]

shy

[frownyalfred]

today in “things that are more intimate to me than actual sex”: the Trinity pulling Kryptonite out of Superman while he tries not to hurt them

[frownyalfred]

me the author realizing two months after writing the fic that this was in fact pretty sexual:

[frownyalfred]

Damian “I look like a carbon copy of my father at this age except for the eyes” Wayne versus Jason “I AM a copy of Bruce (genetics be damned) and will be for the next 30 years” Todd except you throw in the extra angst of Damian wanting to look the most like his father but failing (he still looks like Talia in many ways) and the double angst of Jason wanting to look like anything other than Bruce and then ending up with his face. I mean can you IMAGINE the self worth/identity issues between those two—

[justreadalot]

Emergency Phone call from Reader at Wayne manor 

I just woke up this morning and wrote it down. Sometime you can't stop stories turning up.

Warning: mention of blood, injury and previous attempt violence against reader.

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911 : This is 911 emergency, how can I help you?

Y/N: Hi, I need an ambulance sent to 1007 Mountain Drive, Crest Hill, Bristol Township, Gotham City, I have a deep sword cut to my arm, and need to be checking. Am bleeding, probably need stitches.

911: Ok, an ambulance has been dispatched to your address, please stay on the line with me. Is anyone else in the house with you?

Y/N: Yes, but they are all chasing the kid with the sword, not helping me. Tell the ambulance crew that I will go outside to them, they will not be in danger.

911: Ok, thank you for that information. Have you wrapped your arm up to stop the bleeding?

Y/N: Yes. I have a towel wrapped around my arm and applying pressure.

911: Are you in any further danger?

Y/N: Not currently. In the future, (nervous laughter) not sure. It's not like the kid was yelling he should be the only blood child and he needs to remove all rivals or something.

Y/N: Could you get someone to check on my well-being in a couple of days or in a week? And to actually physically meet me, not be put off with ‘I don't want any visitors’, like they have in the past.

Y/N: Is that possible? Could you make a note?

911: Oh, I assure you, I am making lots of notes. The ambulance crew have been informed that they are to physically meet you or call for backup if they are blocked.

Y/N: Thanks.

911: I have been informed that your address is the Wayne manor.

Y/N: Yes, I am a Wayne kid, does that matter?

911: Is Bruce Wayne not supporting you? How old are you?

Y/N: 15. If you call support: ‘you need to deal with this problem yourself,’ ‘you are the older one’, ‘the youngest needs everyone at the moment’ and my most favourite one ‘I am sure you understand, you are the dependable one', then yes, he supports me.

Y/N: I am dealing with the problem, that is why I am ringing you for help.

Y/N: Anyway, my father is currently busy trying to stop his youngest child from chopping me up to become the only biological child.

Y/N: I mean, he is trying to get a sword off a 10 year old child, who is waving it around randomly, pretending to be a ninja.

911: I don't think that is any better.

Y/N: you have no idea.

Y/N: the ambulance is here now. I will go outside to them, thanks for listening to me. It's rare that any one does.

911: You're welcome.

—--

“Hey kid you didn't mention the rest of your cuts.” said the ambulance worker looking worried.

“They were not deep, so why would I mention those?”

“Have you told anyone that you are going to the hospital?”

“I left a note on the fridge, I have my phone, they can ring me.”

“Ok.”

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[jnw1813]

I low-key think that if you and Thragg ever went out and he saw other couples, particular ones where the man clearly isn't treating his woman right, he'd make his opinion known.

Like some guy just standing by as his girlfriend is struggling to grab something from a high up shelf and Thragg comes up like "You should not waste yourself on such an inferior specimen." And then proceeds to try and set her up with one of his Viltrumites. Kregg already has ten, what's one more mate?

And what's the guy even going to do? It's Thragg. Who tf is going to tell a man of his size to back off? He's just going to stand there and take being called lesser and worthless and a useless mate and how his genetics will likely be subpar for any future offspring.

Just Thragg verbally tearing a man apart because if he, Thragg, Grand Regent of the Viltrumites and barely knowing how to be soft with you, can be a good partner, what excuse does this weakling have after being raised on a world that valued love and relationships?

I genuinely think all the Viltrumites would have that view though. Like even Conquest is over here like "Aren't you supposed to care for your womenfolk? Why aren't you doing that?" Just scratching his bald head because he definitely doesn't leave his darlin' struggling with anything, so why is this weak pathetic human doing so? Aren't humans supposed to be all loving and shit?

And then them being stunned when you explain how common that actually is.

"Female humans truly waste their time with such insignificant males? ... Emperor, perhaps we should take over and cull the population..."

[unholyhare]

i get its canon Bruce has a jersey accent he covers well and has the vocabulary of a victorian era rich guy but i like to imagine he pronounces some words the english way cause he was around Alfred so much growing up or it was words he never heard his parents say so he thought he was pronouncing them right hearing them from Alfred. imagine 14yo Bruce reading a book full of big fancy words he has to look up in a dictionary and asking Alfred how to say a word. thats why he says lad, to me. he got it from Alfred.

[sumpter]

i have this idea for a fic i’m literally never going to write bc im bad at crack but the idea is that bruce gets asked to make like a spotify mixtape/playlist of his favorite songs and he goes to make it and is like adding some dad rock and tim sees him and is like “nononono. bruce. you have to prove you’re still relevant. you can’t be adding the oldies to this playlist” bruce: “rude of you to call my music the oldies but go on.”

tim continues on to rant about how playlists will be dissected by the public and each detail of each song needs to be chosen for maximum impact. they should be 1. an expression of your personality 2. show who you see yourself as and 3. contain a small glimpse into an unrevealed part of yourself to the public. bruce is like “hmm yeah your right we should be crazier about this. can you make me a playlist for this.”

they settle that it should express more of the brucie side of him, a bit of a partier, fun and kinda flirty, and still in touch with the youth and club culture, but also some throwbacks and classics. perhaps with a little hint towards a deep connection to community. tim is like 🫡 give me 48 hours.

the playlist gets published after a frantic two days of tim with his headphones IN he is LOCKED IN. he comes out of a haze when it’s done and he’s like “it’s perfect” and falls asleep instantly. it’s published with little fanfare until someone tweets about it and is like “why does bruce wayne have the gayest music taste (affectionately)” with a screen shot of the track list. kim petras. SOPHIE. lady gaga. the tweet goes viral and it becomes a meme to photoshop bruce into various gay pride parades and historical queer events. bruce wayne was on the steps of the white house when gay marriage was legalized. bruce wayne was in the stonewall riots. bruce wayne helped carry the first pride flag in san franscisco in 1979. etc.

it escalates for a few days until someone uses ai to make a fake video of bruce kissing an unknown man and finally lucius is like. pls address these rumors. bruce is like why do people think this music is gay, tim. tim: uh i guess it is pretty gay. bruce: isn’t that homophobic. tim: no it’s just gay people music. i forgot i was gay people, my bad.

so bruce is like okay i’ll just make a statement and say im not gay though i am an ally. and tim is like wait no. THATS homophobic. i think you just have to commit and be gay now.

bruce obviously is like no, that’s too much. i’m not even gay, i like women.

tim: right, and you don’t like men?

bruce: well i’ve only kissed a few men and i don’t really look at them as much as women—

tim: hold on can we back up you’ve only WHAT.

so after a long and revealing conversation with tim bruce takes an interview with like a gay online publication and is like “it has come to my attention that i am bisexual. thanks everyone.”

online communities rejoice. fin.

[littlefankingdom]

How Bruce fans feel sometimes about the batkids, because their fans are mean about Bruce too much.

But, we know the truth, which is this:

[tomcat-tapes]

“It’s just an infant”

“It’s just a boy,,”

Batman: and the Pup Fiction case

Batman investigates some concerns of seeming abandoned but used warehouses in Gotham attached to the Lex Corp name,, the result are unexpected…

Funny sketch to go along with this:

Excuse Dick’s design I’m not fully sure what to do with him yet cause he’s so perfect it’s hard to do him Justice sorry🤧

[frownyalfred]

omegaverse batfamily is great and I've read so many of those platonic fics, but imagine a universe where it's just omega!Bruce wandering around screaming "NO!" every time a random pup pops up and tries to follow him home. he doesn't want to nest with them. he has 0 maternal instincts. he growls when they come near him. that doesn't seem to matter, they still want to nest with him. lonely pups see this energy from far away and say oh yeah, that's who I want to live with. that omega over there who knocked out all of that guy's teeth with one hit. he looks strong.

[dilucs-kitty]

Daydreaming

[butch-de-101]

Yes Yes. This is exactly what we need.