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Batman AU Masterpost
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got a 96 overall for my class, everyone pls clap, I have escaped math hell (until I take physics)
It’s probably ‘cause I took a long break from listening, but I feel like I could NOT process what the fuck was happening in the last three hours of the gate of the feral gods. I had no idea what Carl’s plan w the gate was so every time he was like ‘the next phase’, I was just like ‘huh?’
Everything after the giant puppy being summoned, that was in one ear and out the other
it’s the last week of my class and then I get to go visit my best friend for a week to celebrate my bdaaaaaay. but yeah, I still fucking hate math. whoever said going back to school was a good idea is a fucking liar. WAS MY BACHELOR’S NOT ENOUGH??? (no, because I hate research and would not like to do that for the rest of my life)
Jason Todd whose called Bruce ‘old man’ since the day they met, but one day, he goes to call out to him, same as usual, only for the words to get stuck in his throat because when he really looks at Bruce, he’s truly an old man
He proceeds to start sobbing and Bruce, confused, panics
Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you
“I already have a talking cat, a dinosaur, a Katia, and a grumpy eagle guy in my party.”
“A Katia.”
Please. Why is that making me laugh so hard
***Do not post on TikTok***
AU combining Mercy for None, Taken, and John Wick
Ex-enforcer Bruce Wayne for one of Gotham’s largest crime families. He left the life a long time ago, made a deal w the boss that he’d never interfere w their work or hand over information to Gotham PD. No body but the boss trusted that he’d actually hold his end of the deal, but Bruce wanted out badly enough that he handicaps himself, an injury that makes it so he’ll never fight on the same level he once did
He lives a happy life, relieved that the violence of his past can be left in the past, and he moves on. Dick falls into his life almost literally and Bruce, knowing what that kind of loss can lead to, takes him in. Jason is a sweet boy who Bruce knows, if left to his devices, will end up on a similar path to his own. To Bruce, looking at Cass is like looking in a mirror. Tim waltzing into Bruce’s home and never leaves. Damian…
Talia had a stern expression on her face. “He’s safer here.”
Bruce gritted his teeth. “You never told me.”
“Because I thought you’d hate me.” Talia’s expression softened as she looked down at the small boy in her arms. He peered back up at her, green eyes reflecting the lights of Wayne Manor. “But I was wrong. I should’ve told you from the beginning. This is my way of making up for it. I know you’ll protect him. This life you live now…it’s better for him than the environment he’ll grow up in if he stays with me.”
Despite his anger, Bruce relaxed just the slightest bit. His relationship w Talia was…complicated, and while there is no future for the two of them, he still loved her. He always will. A part of his heart belonged to her forever, and he was sure it’s the same for her. Still, he couldn’t help himself.
“You could stay, too. We could raise him together.”
Talia’s smile was both sweet and sorrowful. “You know I can’t.”
And Bruce nodded.
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They disappear. One by one. Gone. Picked up off the street, from work. From his home.
It doesn’t take much effort for Bruce to realize what’s going on, but the confirmation still comes in the form of a video. All of his children, tied up w bags over their heads and battered. Bruce watches as a bat comes down swift and heavy, knocking Jason on the back of his head. There’s a nasty sound followed by a scream. Watching the whole thing leaves the taste of iron in Bruce’s mouth.
The next thing to be delivered to his home is an arm. Bruce recognizes which child it belongs to. Attached to the finger is a note: Four left. Better hurry.
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It takes little time to form a plan. Bruce has spent over a decade in retirement. He’s not as fast as he used to be, or as swift, and there’s a deep ache in his spine from when he allowed it to be broken over the knee of Bane. But Bruce is no stranger to working through pain and overcoming it in order to reach his goals. He may not have kept up his strict training regiment, but he hasn’t been stationary in his fifteen years of fatherhood.
He whips open the closet in his bedroom, rips the false flooring out and pulls up a box he had hoped to never open again.
He will hunt them down. Each and every single person responsible for hurting his children. He will make the person who orchestrated it all suffer in a way that, before Bruce kills them, they will be begging for mercy. And Bruce will not give it.
the concept of bruce having never held any one of his kids when they were a baby 💔
My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.
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im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen
Purrentification.
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I love a good tense dynamic between characters, but the way some people write Rocky and Simon…grates on my nerves a liiiiiitle bit. Like, Rocky either calling Simon stupid, an animal, or genuinely fucking calling him his pet??? INSANITY. Rocky is not mean. He’s blunt. But he’s never mean. He makes comments based on his observations. He’s also quite sympathetic. I can understand an initial dynamic where Rocky would not trust Simon because he’s reactionary, but I genuinely think he’d like him
Like, imagine. Rocky and Simon both know little to nothing about Earth. The two of them would spend time in the don’t go crazy room while Grace is doing…idk, science things, and they’d just watch video after video about Earth, w Simon describing some of the scenes to Rocky
Also, I know it’s a headcanon, but mechanic Simon!!! He would explain the types of machinery he worked on while on Eden and Rocky will make the parts based on Simon’s descriptions so they could build tiny models. Rocky makes Simon do puppet shows and Simon’s so amused by the request. “Simon do better puppet show than Grace.”
my confession is that, as bad as Ben Affleck looks as Batman, GAWD does he look good as Bruce Wayne
Idk, maybe I’m just continuing to mash my favorite media together, BUUUUUUUT
BloodyMary NieR: Automata AU
Scanner Model 43S, aka Ryland. He’s sent on a mission to Earth’s surface, but it’s after he’s discovered YoRHa’s lies about humanity and the reason why androids must continue to fight against machine lifeforms. He plans on abandoning his mission and staying hidden on Earth, but he’s not much of a fighter. While swarmed by a bunch of machines, he’s saved by a mysterious stranger. Clearly, the android is not a YoRHa model, but he fights w a YoRHa issued sword and quickly dispatches the many enemies around Ryland
Ryland is…very scared. Very confused. And very thankful. But when he makes an attempt to thank his savior, the android holds the sword towards his neck
“Take one more step, and it’ll be your insides staining the ground next.”
Ryland slows, his hands up in surrender. “I-I just wanted to thank you!”
The android narrows his eyes in suspicion, and Ryland notices the way he seems to be scanning the area. For more machines, maybe? Or-
“Where’s your companion?” The android pushes his weapon forward slightly and Ryland can feel it press into his shirt. It’s not enough to cut through, but definitely enough to feel the threat.
“Companion?”
A scoff. “YoRHa isn’t stupid enough to send a Scanner alone. You idiots are always accompanied by a Battler. Where is she?”
Ryland is quick to shake his head, “No, n-no. I’m alone. I was sent on a recon mission, not to engage in any fights. The area they sent me to, it’s one of the few devoid of machine lifeforms.”
The other android cocks his head to the side. “Then how did you end up here?”
Ryland may not be human, but he’s studied enough about them that he’s picked up on some human like mannerisms. He wrings his hands nervously
“I’m…abandoning my mission.”
The android’s eyes widen in surprise…and then he laughs. His weapon moves, no longer pointed at Ryland.
“Abandoning your mission? Are you a fucking idiot?” He’s still laughing. “Oh man, you’re gonna get yourself killed if you don’t run back home as fast as you can.”
Ryland’s hands stop shaking and he instead clenches them into fists. “They’d kill me if I ever went back, especially with what I know now. They’ll delete all my memory banks, replace whatever parts they can, and turn my body back into a tool for them to fight in a war that means nothing!”
The other android stops laughing. His amused expression drops into something cold and deadly
“So…that means you know. YoRHa’s dirty little secret.” It’s not posed as a question, so Ryland doesn’t answer it. The android sighs, and then swings his weapon behind him. Without YoRHa tech, he can’t just let it float behind him like YoRHa androids do, not that he looks bothered by that fact. “Good luck. I highly doubt you’ll live long, but at least you’ll die knowing you’re not under their thumb anymore.” And he points in the direction of where the YoRHa base is
Before Ryland can respond, or even ask for the other android’s name, he’s already gone, disappearing like some kind of ghost
I want to write about Bruce being a sad dad, but unfortunately my brain is gripped by math
I have had literal dreams about math
I am constantly stressing about math
Math is ruining my life
Imma have to start putting some kind of disclaimer at the beginning of my batfam posts so that guy on TikTok hopefully stops posting them
The recent rosario + vampire au, those comments got a little under my skin. I understand there’s only so much context in my writing, but my tags usually explain a bit more of my ideas and having them excluded is annoying. But that’s not the biggest issue. I just don’t like people assuming things about me because of what I do or don’t include in my writing
I need more people to realize that Simon was a murderer even before Filament Station. He didn’t get the name of ‘The Butcher’ because of that incident, he had it BEFORE
Simon, likely, isn’t a good person. Sure, he has his regrets and doesn’t seem to enjoy the choices he’s made, but up until the end of the movie, he’s had one singular motivation and that was to stay alive. He’d do anything to keep living, and him turning himself in to the COI could’ve just been another attempt at that