Obsessive Cuckoo

[obsessivecuckoo]

I do not understand this bath. Is it a vase? Do you sit upright? Do you bend your knees or simply lie in a V shape? There are options, and none of them are good.

[emilykrasinskis-deactivated2019]

Emily Blunt photographed for Vanity Fair, February 2018.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Me as a tree. (via bluedelliquanti)

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[videodromefag]

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[rgr-pop]

omg!! omg

[ladimcbeth]

Forever reblog.

[thegreenwolf]

Heaven let your eent shine down.

[wilwheaton]

SOUND ON.

[thecuckoohaslanded]

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

[thecuckoohaslanded]

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

[the-gay-prometheus]

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

[thecuckoohaslanded]

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

[poriferathief]

[codenamedutchess]

An upsetting quantity of bear.

[graveyard-whistler]

[►]

[itkeepsusmoving]

I FUCKIN HATE/LOVE THIS

[patampopcorn]

Rose McGowan photographed by Michael Stipe (1997).

[outtagum]

A quarter of a century after leaving Neverland and the stars of Hook have recreated their look to mark the film’s 25th anniversary

[books-in-order]

Everyone. May I introduce you to the Snow Leopard.

[jadedamber]

Majestic!

[dailyactress]

PJ Harvey, Björk and Tori Amos for Q Magazine, 1994

[vimandvigour]

Oh hey soundtrack to pretty much every tear I shed in highschool.

[cosmicfunnies]

[pseudocoding]

the rest of the planetary system is like fuck you

[factsinallcaps]

AARON BURR WAS ONE OF ONLY TWO AMERICAN VICE PRESIDENTS KNOWN TO HAVE SHOT ANOTHER PERSON WITH A GUN WHILE THEY WERE VICE PRESIDENT

[rise-like-a-sparrow]

WHO WAS THE OTHER ONE

[factsinallcaps]

DICK CHENEY IN 2006

[literalforklift]

[pi4nobl4ck]

[memesymamas]

[friendshipismax]

JESUS

[thedooknook-blog]

@cluck-n-dook

[the-dook-knight-deactivated2018]

Natural diet of chickens: grains, greens, fruits…mice.

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

Reasons why you shouldn’t feed chickens a vegetarian diet.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Thar stingray that killed Steve Irwin is probably dead now and got a hug from Steve himself in animal heaven because Steve’s a good guy like that

[hollywood-fashion]

Gal Gadot in Prada at the Mexico City premiere for Wonder Woman on May 27, 2017.

[suspendourdisbelief]

really feeling this tweet (x)

[elliefriedrice]

DEFINITELY DEAD. Look at this poor, definitely dead noodle!

[sharktunnel]

me

[swellsharks]

the lil tongue flopping out

[zooophagous]

“IM DEAD FUCK OFF”

[lily-the-leopard]

@larkalau

[hapiaquarian]

“I can’t go to school today, I’m sick”