Apathetically Ever After

Small and Spooky

[luckydreaming]

The greatest video I’ve ever seen.

[unflatteringcatselfies]

this is felix and he’s trying his best

[marcitlali]

the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse

[paper-mario-wiki]

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You would not believe your flies if ten million fire eyes lit up the world as I feel asleels.

Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes and leave sockhops everywhere you’d think me rude but I would just stand and

dance.

I’d like to make myself a fly. Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.

It’s hard to say that I’d rather Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝. Cuz everything is never as it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.

Cuz I get a thousand bugs from ten thousand lightning hugs as they try to teach me how to fuck.

a fox trot above my hugs a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 the disco bug is just hanging by a thread

[unclefather]

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

nudists don’t have pockets

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

[rubenvictoriano]

x

[willynylanders]

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate those really vivid dreams that you’re still emotionally attached to after you wake up. You’re stuck, feeling for something that technically doesn’t exist.

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea 

[sekiss-blog1]

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes

[notmusa]

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

[m4me]

i cant believe that there might be millions of possible alternate universes and i got stuck in one where my fuckign brain is Broken

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[sixpenceee]

Smart dogo

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I was taking pics of this kitten sitting on her mom when her sister came to square up

[spreadthecurse]

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[shadowgoo-blog]

if only I knew how to work photoshop or add an unholy amount of jpg artifacts to things, then I could produce some REAL dumbass reaction images

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Hello and welcome to Captain Snoop’s tutorial on how to really FUCK UP pictures. 

Step 1: Open Photoshop and open the image in question

Step 2: Just go straight to “Save As” and be sure to save as a jpg

Step 3: in the compression options, slide the lil slider all the way to the left, compressing the fuck out of the image 

Step 4: Screenshot your fucked up image and cancel saving

Step 5: Past the screenshot, adjust your image, and Save As again

Step 6: same as before, just slide that shit all the way to zero quality and screenshot again

Step 7: Repeat until you get the desired amount of compression scum 

Step 8: grab yourself the magic want tool and start select a random part of the image

Step 9: Go in to Effects > Sharpen > Sharpen Edges and repeat this effect on different parts of the image

Step 9: Add another few layers of compression scum for good measure. 

Congratulations! You have now officially turned this:

In to THIS: 

But sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes you gotta go the extra fuckin’ mile. 

Find yourself a website with a “meme creator,” Imgur has a nice one. Put your stupid shit of choice in there,

Ah, but that’s still not good enough. Let’s do some more shit to it.

oh yeah thats the good shit. let’s keep going. let’s find an this picture would look nice with some “enhancements.” Let’s upload it to Imgur again and use their in-browser image editor to fuck around with it. 

Stick some of the enhancements like color correction, brightening, and “high def” on it, and slap one of their filter effects on it. Holy shit. It looks good.

Not done though. I made an unfortunate typo. I need to correct it. 

NOW THATS A GOOD MEME

[velkavelkavelka-deactivated2022]

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